Monday, December 13, 2004

My brain is evil and needs to be stabbed repeatedly.
Because the images just won't go away.

Christmas KxS drabble
By: Shimegami
Warnings: Yaoi, fluff, pervyness
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
AN: Born from my musing on my personal blog. I hate my brain and it needs to die.

Shinichi stared at the...thing.

He had only one question, really.

"Kaitou....where in the seven hells did you find a vibrator shaped like a Christmas Tree!?"

The thief grinned at him. "Ebay."

"Figures." The detective muttered, pulling on the shirt of his....outfit.

"It lights up too!" Kaitou chirped, turning the thing on to prove that in addition to it's standard vibrating function, the festively-themed sex toy did, indeed, light up and even played a rather decent rendition of "Jingle Bells".

Kaitou was grinning.

Shinichi felt a migraine coming on.

He pinched the bridge of nose in an attempt to stave it off. "Let me guess, the outfits were from ebay too?" Said outfits in question were a rather skimpy rendition of Santa and one of his helpers. Kaitou had immediately claimed the Santa outfit, and had forced Shinichi to wear the elf one. Shinichi was just glad that Kaitou didn't slap on his top hat and monocle and attempt a heist in that outfit, which had been the thief's original plan.

Shinichi couldn't even begin to imagine Inspector Nakamori's reaction to an outfit that consisted of conveniantly placed white fluff and perhaps a square foot of material, total. Red leather, in fact. Kaitou's tophat probably took more cloth to make.

"Nope. Actually, they're a gift from someone." Kaitou's eyes sparkled, and that was always a Bad Sign.

The detective resisted the urge to bang his head against the nearest hard surface (in this case, a hardback copy of "The Hound of Baskervilles" lying on the arm of the couch). "Who gave them to us? Akako?"

"No, actually, it was your mother."

This time Shinichi did give in his urge. Kaitou had to wrestle the book away from the detective, who had started ranting about "sweet oblivion". Naturally, wrestling and skimpy outfits led to rather interesting sex in the living room, involving ribbons and yes, the Christmas Tree vibrator.

It had been rather fun, Shinichi thought later, despite the horrendous crick in his back. It didn't stop him from hiding the outfits and vibrator in a place Kaitou would not find them for a while. A long long time. Perhaps next Christmas.

~Owari~

AN: .....>_<

Yes, the vibrator in question does in fact exist. And yes, it lights up and plays jingle bells. Personally, I can't imagine ever having sex with an object shaped like a Douglas Fir, but hey, you know there's someone out there that does.
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