Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Shinichi says
Fic: Suki dakara...
By: Shimegami
Warnings: Gender-swapping, yaoi disguised as het, fluff, crack series
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
AN: Because really, who hasn't thought of this happening? First chapter in this. XD

Suki dakara...

Shinichi awoke from the oblivion the painful transformation always caused in him. He stared at the ceiling for a few minutes, until happy elation bubbled through him.

Haibara did it, she made the cure and I didn't die--!

Something felt off, though. Something about his balance. Probably just feeling faint.

"Well, it looks like you're concious again." A young male voice, dry and flat and somehow familiar, floated to him. Shinichi blinked. He didn't know anyone who sounded like that, but why did it feel like he did...?

A teenage boy leaned over him, consternation written all over the rather handsome face. Something was really wrong here, Shinichi could sense it. Why did this boy look so familiar? Ditry blong hair, slightly wavy, dark aqua eyes heavy with sarcasm...

"Who..." He trailed off. His voice sounded kind of strange. Like he was still Conan. But no, he was larger, he could feel it. He tried again. "Who are you?"

An eyebrow raised, sardonic and skeptical. "What, the great Detective of the East can't deduce what's wrong with this situation? I'm dissappointed, Kudo-kun."

That voice, that phrasing, the familiar-looking eyes and face...it can't be...

"Ha-Haibara??" He squeaked out.

"The one and only." The smirk that crossed the young man's face definately belonged to the scientist.

"But...how...why...? How??" His brain was spinning, trying for answers, and definately coming up blank. He sat up, and jerked as something long, black, and silky fell over his face and chest....wait a minute something was wrong with his chest...

Haibara sighed. "The good news is that I found the cure to turn us permenantly back to our original age. The bad news is, well..."

Shinichi stared at his chest, totally at a loss. Those weren't...it couldn't be...he felt a panic attack coming on.

"The bad news is I forgot to program the gender codes." The scientist looked put-off for a minute, until he/she smirked again. "On the other hand, you now have a rather impressive rack, Kudo-kun."

Kudo Shinichi, high-school-detective-turned-grade-schooler-now-turned-lovely-high-school-GIRL, simply stared at his rather ample chest and could only think of one thing.

"Aw, FUCK."

~Tsuzuku~
AN: Hahahaha. XD
Comments (0)