Monday, September 5, 2005

   The Faire!
Well, I have to say, that was a hell of a lot of fun.

I drank at least 10 glasses of sassafrass(sp?) cause that stuff is just awesome. My mom had these mushrooms in garlic sauce that she LOVES, and I ate the bread stick and dipped it in the sauce. But I hate mushrooms-how weird is that. She made me eat one, and well...the texture of mushrooms is just...ewww. And then we had BBQ ribs later. These cute blonde brothers were the ones who served us the ribs. >_> *cough* Oh, and we were walking along, and these musketeers were there and apparently said something to us, but I didn't hear it. And then one says "Mi'ladies! Why are you running away?" So I took a glance at them, then looked straight ahead again(sorry, I'm shy). And then another goes "She looked this way! But now she's ignoring us..." and another goes "It must be the arrows of love!" my mom was completely unaware of the whole thing. XDDDDD omg that was so funny. Keep in mind that ALL these people spoke with the english accent...so it was simply awesome.

The lady with the falcon was cool. She made is swoop right over our heads and such, But the guy that had a different kind was better cause he would make it fly right at and through us. It brushed right past my mom, too. She loved it.

The most exciting thing was the joust, of course! The rest was shopping. Our knight was awesome. Let me explain-each of the four corners has a knight. There was the red and blue knight, the black and yellow knight, the red and black knight(he was the big bad guy) and the black and white knight. That was ours. He was the good guy. He looked very much like the guy from A Knight's Tale movie. He had the blonde hair and everything. He was SO COOL! It began with the squires holding out the rings and they have to ride by on their horses and get the rings on their lance without breaking the kid's hand. x_x Our guy got all 7!!! so did the big bad guy. The other two each missed one. Then the queen insisted that she hold out rings for the knights to get on their lances. She had special rings and when the knights got them, it spread glitter all over. ^^ Then they took short sticks and put on their helmets and got their shields and they rode past each other trying to knock each other off. The knights all had names, but I forgot. Ours was Sir Wilfred something of someplace. XD Neways, then it went to the jousting with lances(it's so awesome when the lances break) and the other two guys went down so it was just our knight and the big bad guy(he looked bad, too. his hair was all slicked back). And the other guys are throwing their helmets and stuff trying to knock them off their horses lol. Then our knight knocks the bad guy down which means he wins, but then the bad guy takes a lance and knocks our guy off when he's not looking!!!! CHEATER!!! And everyone who was cheering for black and white was so loud-it's cause he's so awesome. so when the cheater knocked him down we're all "BOOOO!!!!!" So everyone starts pulling out their swords and are fighting and kicking each other and the queen yells at them "HOW DARE YOU DO SUCH THINGS IN MY PRESENCE?!" So they all freeze and shut up. So she approves a fight to the death for later. Our knight fliped his sword in the air and caught it as he rode out! We went back to see it of course! And, of course, we stayed in the corner for black and white. Our knight was quite the show off. heehee. They start out with the rings again, then they went to the jousting part, then they were all on the ground with their swords and fighting. MAAAAAN, some of those guys were dirty fighters! one of them threw sand in our knights eyes and almost stabbed him!!! They were kind of paired up. Our guy had an ally with the red and blue knight. and the bag guy was with the black and yellow knight. Our knight's ally goes down first. Then the bad guy kills his own ally!! So that leaves the fight between our guy and the bad guy. The bad guy swings his sword at him and he ducks, then he jups up and kicks him-OMG IT WAS SOOOO COOL! And in all that heavy armor, too!!! Wow. And he had this kind of coat thing on him, too. Almost like a trench coat where the black is split into three parts. So when he jumped up and kicked him, his coat was so cool to watch. XD But then he knocked away our man's sword and stabbed him!!! NOOOOO!!!! So we're all freaking out as our man is crawling trying to get to his sword and gets kicked!!! When our man finally is able to stand, the bad guy makes it like he'll be fair and give his sword back...and then hits him with it!!!! *freaks* Our man had blood dripping down his whole face, it was so cool! But he killed the bad guy in the end! *breaths a sigh of relief* He got back on his horse and flipped his sword two more times before he left. Show off! *laughs* but it was so cool and so much fun! At one point(I forget when), he had rode over to us on his horse and yelled "It's not over yet!" and we all cheered and screamed like crazy!

Heehee....anyways, we didn't watch the mud show this time. We had a lot of fun, though. So, all in all, I'm really glad I took my mom and she had such a good time. My throat hurts(wonder why? XD) and I'm a bit sore, but yeah. It was worth it. When we get the pics developed, I'll show you guys. Ja!
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"Ooooh, so this is why you're called the Full Metal Alchemist-because you wear this suit or armor."
"Um...it's not me..."
"What? You mean it's the short one over there?"
*Ed picks them up and swings them around* "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GRAIN OF RICE SO SMALL THAT DOESN'T SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES?!"
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