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Tuesday, March 16, 2004


I'm surprised I've received no hate mail. Then again, I only got TWO MORE VISITS, people!!!
Well, today has been, quite possibly, the most boring day in my 1.5 decades of existence. My day began by having the "classic" novel, Scarlet Letter, read to our class in utter monotone. This almost killed me, but with meditation comes the ability to block things out with extreme efficiency.

After a study hall consisting of nothing but Math homework, I partook in the most boring 40 minutes of my day: Biology. Now, to be honest, I think that Bio in itself is an interesting subject. But all the topics contained within lose all meaning when they're dictated to you by a woman who never learned to speak with her jaws separated. (Her name: Debaney. THE HORROR!) Also, the only way we learn material is through notes on the board. NO YOU! To prevent other hapless students from falling into the trap of Biology with Debaney, I've created the following warning:

"WARNING! Prolonged exposure to Debanium may induce sleepiness, fatigue, and an overall loss of the will to live. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while in contact with Debanium. There is no cure for Debanium exposure, but doctors recommend creating wacky anecdotes for relief of symptoms."

Darn I'm witty.

ITTE KI MASU, tard.

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