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Saturday, April 10, 2004


Bill O'Reilly = Mein Scapegoat
Once again, Bill O'Reilly has justified Maddox calling him a "big, blubbering vagina". Here's proof.

Okay, Bill. You say that the situation in Iraq is not an uprising?

Uprising:
(n.) An insurrection; a popular revolt.


And what is an insurrection?

Insurrection:
(n.) A rising against civil or political authority, or the established government; open and active opposition to the execution of law in a city or state.
(n.) A rising in mass to oppose an enemy.


Now, let's see how the definitions of insurrection and insurgency compare.

Insurgency
(n.) A state of insurrection; an uprising; an insurrection.


So, let's reiterate. A synonym for 'uprising' is 'insurrection'. And the definition of 'insurgency'? Insurrection. So, lemme set Bill straight on this one: Technically, Fallujah is in the middle of an uprising.

Bill, please, do your viewers/readers a favor. Make sure you know what you're saying, before it can escape your lips. Uprising=Insurrection=Insurgency, and vice-versa.

Yet one more reason why Bill O'Reilly drives me... freakin' nuts!

(And yes, those are the actual definitions of the words, according to BrainyDictionary

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