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Sunday, April 18, 2004


   Bill O'Reilly is a Sneaky Bastard
Yes, I know I promised I would send an e-mail to Bill O'Reilly chastising him for his overall stupidity, paying particular attention to his own 'journalistic dishonesty'. But, I have failed. How, you ask? After all, I only have to send him a simple e-mail!

WRONG. Upon clicking the "Email Bill" button, instead of finding his address, I am shown this:

"You are trying to access a Premium Member section of BillOReilly.com. If you are a member, please log in using your username and password in the boxes on the right.
Not a member yet? BillOReilly.com members enjoy a whole host of exclusive benefits. See below for details.
"

What!? Just to e-mail O'Reilly once, I have to pay him $4.95 a month! Apparently, Bill has set up a very good security system. To make sure he doesn't receive any messages correcting him for his many, many faults, he makes sure that only his worshippers are the ones that e-mail him. Because, let's face it. I'm not going to pay $4.95 a month just to say "Bill, you're an idiot!!!". As much as he needs a good slap in the face... Then again, slapping his face would be a very difficult task- He has to pull his head out of his ass first.

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