Thursday, February 10, 2005

   Pissed
To pissed off to be happy. Handing out asswhuppin and lolipops......and im fresh out of lolipops..>_< I should calm down.but these ignnorant people have pushed me too far!!
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Tuesday, February 8, 2005

   Why I hate working for the military....
A list a few of my friends came up with why we hate our job. Its pretty long


REASONS WHY I HATE STAYING NAVY

1. Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment.

2. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training for something that there is a 99.9% chance that we will never do.

3. WWWDWOA? (what would we do without acronyms?)

4. Taking simple daily tasks and breaking them down into nuclear physics before doing them.

5. Having to attend a brief prior to carrying out any task more complicated than picking my nose.

6. Being a personal servant (that's basically all I am) to any one of the 300 thousand people in the navy who out-rank me.

7. Being a grown man and having somebody inspecting me everyday to make sure I shaved, put my clothes on properly, and put my shoes on the right feet.

8. Where else would I have the chance to be stuck on a ship with a couple hundred people in the middle of nowhere for six months at a time?

9. Standing "watch."

10. Being guaranteed at least two hours of sleep for every 24 hour period of time.

11. Getting relieved late after standing watch for four hours with a bullet-proof vest on, a 20lb helmet, and a 20lb rifle in the middle of a typical Floridian summer day.

12. Having to wear a "cover," or hat, every time I want to go outside.

13. I love cleaning the same places over and over and over until either the paint comes off or my hands are bleeding.

14. I couldn't live without having to write a "request-chit" to do anything other than breathe or wipe my ass, only to have it disapproved and turned down with a lame ass reason as to why they turned it down.

15. Where else do you get the chance to spend every night in a bed the size of a shelf in a typical closet?

16. Without the navy's influence and good teaching, I would never have realized that you can sweep water with a broom for hours every time it rains.

17. There just isn't that many jobs out there where you can rest assured that everyone you work for is just waiting to screw you over any way they possibly can.

18. If I got out, I would surely miss the idea of waking up every morning for "muster."

19. Standing duty.

20. If you really want to have fun in life the best way is to go live on a ship all year round even when it is in port, and only go visit your relatives and friends back home once or twice a year, after begging for three months for your boss to let you go and rescheduling your trip 3 times to fit the ship's schedule.

21. Knowing what words like "scuttlebutt" and "bulkhead" actually mean.

22. Getting to wear civilian clothes whenever I am not on the ship.

23. Getting to eat meat that comes in boxes labeled " not fit for human consumption" and "for institutional use only."

24. Where else would you have the chance to be out at sea for 38 days straight, about ten miles off the coast of the Virgin Islands and not pull into a port once? What really made that great was that the captain told us we were going to pull in every week, then we never did. It is really good for your mental health to be strung-along like that.

25. Getting "random" drug tests every couple of weeks. I was "randomly" picked for every test for almost two years straight. Not many people can testify to taking about 50 drug tests in the past two years without having ever been caught doing drugs in my life.

26. Waking up every morning and going to "quarters" where a piece of paper is read to me even though it is posted on the wall and on the ships internet, both of which I have access to. I guess I can't read.


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Monday, February 7, 2005

   you gotta be kidding me.....
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.



2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.



3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.



4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.



6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.



9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.



10.. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


Sounds farfetched, I agree but from what im told these are true facts.......almost scary. (If anyone is offended by this post I APOLOGIZE!!!!) its just for fun ^_^
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Saturday, February 5, 2005

   Cruel people bring out a side of you........
I apologize for yesterdays post about my friend.It was a prank form her sister!! I wish to bash her head over a rock.>_< Well I did meant what I said she is specail to me. I guess when things appear the worst your feeling show. Nikita i love you and hope that never happens to you. Well going back to my room to hide again from females and the world.
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Friday, February 4, 2005

   PLEASE HELP!!
A fellow otaku member Ice Angel Nikita has apparently gone missing. She was walking home and hasn't been seen for 5 hrs. She is a trust friend,more than a friend to me. If you know anything or heard of her whereabouts please pm me or her site for her sister. Please help....
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   Self -esteem
Nothing to report today. Stayed in my room most of day. My self esteem is pretty shot to hell thanks to those evil women. Oh well its time to eat.
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Thursday, February 3, 2005

   Gyms are deathtraps filled with pranks and horny females
I have never felt violated in my life than today!! I went to the gym today (gotta stay fit) and after my normal routine of working up a sweat I take a shower. These girl who have possibly been eyeing me since I got there stole my towel and clothes along with my gym bag! Me being stupid ran after them.(dumb move guy) It was like a blink 182 song all over again. I quickly ran back in the shower and waited.

Those broads came back and took a picture of me in my birthday suit.....*sighs and hangs head low* Needless to say they got an eye full. They returned my stuff and said "thanks for the memories." one licked her lips and the other blew a kiss.

I wanted to bash there heads in....but I realized they got the best of me.All I can do is pray that my photo wont go anywhere to the public. More embarassed than upset....*sigh* Think I'll stay inside the house and lock the door.....and avoid the gym.
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Tuesday, February 1, 2005

   Its good to be back....
Got back from FL. Yesterday to help my lil sis out. everything is okay. Getting some sleep and rest. Probally play in the snow tonight. Well If ya'll need me Im back and ready to protect once again! ^_^
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Monday, January 31, 2005

   Im on my way!!
Hey guys! borrowing a laptop from the guy next to me on the plane! Took a early flight back home. the situation is rectified for now. I helped her so she could keep her child. Turns out she didn't abandon them after all. She was protecting them.Its long story and its a long flight.I'll arrive home at 4:00pm est! Its good to be home! ^_^
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Friday, January 28, 2005

   A little trip.....
Everyone Im going on a little trip to help retify the situation that my sis has. I will be gone for a while so be safe and I will keep you in my prayers. Much love to all of you!
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