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Tuesday, January 25, 2005


   A choice.............
Hey guys facing a huge problem!! My sister abandoned her baby.....he's only 2!! That ingnorant &*%@$#!>_<

She placed me as the next of kin to take care of him.......i have achoice to accept or refuse.On top of that she's got a newborn as well!!

WTF!!! Qhat am I going to do?! Should I take up this responsiblity?........

(somebody shoot me........)

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Monday, January 24, 2005


   SNOW!!!!
NO POST TODAY!!! ITS SNOWING AGAIN!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, January 22, 2005


   I guess some things never change........
HASH(0x8ab8e94)
The Hero!


What was your job in a past life? (LOTS of results & Anime Pics)
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   Knowledge is key.....but this is just for fun!
50 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

(or 50 Completely Useless Facts!)




The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!(no wonder they can't die!!)

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!(false)

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!(thank god....whew!)

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!(For you nasty people...)

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.(hahahaha)

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.(Sonic must be on crack....hahaha)

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a mythical god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!(mmmm...mmm..mmm that is just sick)

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not(that is just nasty!!)

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain


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One of these amazing, but useless facts is false. Do you know which one?



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   No post.....snow falling!
No post today! Playing in the snow!! YAY!! *swish*
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Friday, January 21, 2005


   faCTS oF tHe WoRLd !!!
Check this out....things of the world that are helpful or utterly pointless.....


Did You Know...

* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

* If you pass wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Only a sick bastard would think of this)

* The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body to squirt 30 feet.

* A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Start losing weight!)

* The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

* The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

* Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

* Butterflies taste with their feet.

* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (^_~ For those with dirty thoughts im with ya!)

* Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

* Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

* A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (no wonder....)

* Starfish have no brains.

* Polar bears are left-handed.


(These are true facts....scary huh?)

I know..i know....I have issues*_@

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005


   Bumbadada!........POEM!!!
As I watch the sky fall to the ground in form of angel tears.
I wonder what part of lives in the light of passion and darkness of fears.

I dont not know where I start or where I begin but know that no matter what I will finish to the end.

Whatever storms may come and whatever trails you face,just remember to ask for help and I'll take your place.
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It just came to me. Hope it comes to some use whether it be for joy,enteratinment,courage,or anything. Be safe! And Enjoy LIFE!!

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   SNOW!!!
My favorite weather is happening finally! Snow allows me to express myself in writing. Some of my poems are inspired by it. Its like im in another world. I'll write a poem later^_^ Ohh....so many ideas!!
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Tuesday, January 18, 2005


   Here we go again......
I do this everyday.Well my co workers and I posted this on the bulletin board as our rules and regs. Just to see peoples reactions.I know....were specail.^_^


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Lick your hands and say im taking a bath.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Start a new religon envoling fruit and candy.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. DontuseanypunctuationmarksORSPACES

9. As often as possible, RUN! rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Dress up like a pilot, go to the airport lounge and get drunk like hell.

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Monday, January 17, 2005


   Bad news........
I am pissed beyond pissed off!! After this I don't think anything could cheer me up! My story.....my book....its DESTROYED!!! My newphew decided to do his kindergarden art work in my book!! It took evrything I had not to pound the little bastard! Then to make things worst....my computer has no trace of memory of my story!! Which means I have start all over.......Murphy's law is a MF!
Well I better get started.....though i dont want to....>_<

*pictures strangling nephew*

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