Friday, December 17, 2004

   mY bAD!!
Apparently my last post had offended my fellow women so first off, I apologize. Some guys were hurt too and I apologize to them as well. Those were just notes I picked up from people I interviewed in my neighborhood. I have a completely differeent view. Some day I will share it...after I understand it. I'm still learning....-_- I will say this: Each person is different in their own way.Their individuality is what make them unique and special. I don't like when genders are discriminated. Anyone can do the same thing as the other. Yes some have to work harder than others but it doesn't make them any less. Men and women are equal.

Found something interesting in my study though. Check it out!

Did you know that while your in the womb both genders are actually XY(female)? The change only occurs depending on the hormone level.

Cool...starnge...but cool.

Well have to finish my teachings and when its over, I shall possibly share it with you all.(if you'll let me(*__*). )
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

   Men vs. Women
I've done some reseach for a class I have to teach. on sex education......(ugh)...Here are some facts,myths,and other stuff I thought I would share. Let me know you thoughts.


MATURITY:

Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can
function as adults.

Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each
other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely
work out.

SEX:

Women prefer 30-45 minutes of foreplay.
Men prefer 30-45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her
place as part of the foreplay.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women.

Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because
the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy
and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.Though they do not mind seeing a nicely sized penis.

In the locker room, men talk about three things: money, football, and
women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as
well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. Not in abstract
terms, either. They're graphic and technical, and they *never* lie.

Thats just some of the things I have. Not sure if any of its true but it sure does seem that way.

Well, until the next time....


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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

   A Christmas Poem for our Soldiers.......
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

HE LIVED ALL ALONE,

IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF

PLASTER AND STONE.



I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY

WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,

AND TO SEE JUST WHO

IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.



I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,

A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,

NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,

NOT EVEN A TREE.



NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,

JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,

ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES

OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.



WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,

AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,

A SOBER THOUGHT

CAME THROUGH MY MIND.



FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,

IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,

I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,

ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.



THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,

SILENT, ALONE,

CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR

IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.



THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,

THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,

NOT HOW I PICTURED

A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.



WAS THIS THE HERO

OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?

CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,

THE FLOOR FOR A BED?



I REALIZED THE FAMILIES

THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,

OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS

WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.



SOON ROUND THE WORLD,

THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,

AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE

A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.



THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM

EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,

BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,

LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.



I COULDN'T HELP WONDER

HOW MANY LAY ALONE,

ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE

IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.



THE VERY THOUGHT

BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,

I DROPPED TO MY KNEES

AND STARTED TO CRY.



THE SOLDIER AWAKENED

AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,

"SANTA DON'T CRY,

THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;



I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,

I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,

MY LIFE IS MY GOD,

MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."



THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER

AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,

I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,

I CONTINUED TO WEEP.



I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,

SO SILENT AND STILL

AND WE BOTH SHIVERED

FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.



I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE

ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,

THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR

SO WILLING TO FIGHT.



THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,

WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,

WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."



ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,

AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."



I dedicate this poem to everyone who might have a friend,family,or anyone who is part of military. Stay Strong and have a safe,happy holiday!
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Monday, December 13, 2004

huh??
* * * * The Singing Wife* * * * * *
Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Joe? Don't you like my singing? "Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."



Somebody sent this to me.....why?
Kinda funny though......
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Sunday, December 12, 2004

   Battle of the Sexes.......again.....
I have had it with girls/women thinking that men/boys are good for nothin whatevers because they had a bad expierence with someone. Not all of us are bad. The problem is that either 1. women don't know who they want or 2. I don't know. They say they want a nice guy but they turn around and go for the butthole!!>__
I'm not lashing out at all women just some of you. I got caught up at some dumb ass meeting yesterday at my job. We have at least one time out the month to speak our minds to each other about anything. Kind of a group therapy for the work enviorment. And the topic just had to be: Why do men lie? Women lie too...they are just better at it then some of us. I've come to realize that.(I've had too many broken hearts to prove it.) Any way I just going to put this out there to everyone in the Otaku.....

WHAT THE HELL DO WOMEN WANT FROM A MAN??? (PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY)


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Saturday, December 11, 2004

   EWWW....
I saw the grossest thing on my way home. This homeless guy was "pitching a loaf" on the side walk near a strom drain.And then he wiped himself with his had and licked them dry. >,< I almost puked when he tried to hold out his hand for money. We have a serious problem with homelessness. But this has gone to far.

Though it was kinda funny.... Then I saw man crossdresser who actually lookeed like a real woman.....that is until it started talking. I ran away like sonic on speed.

Why does the wierd crap come my way?

The morale of this story: Never go into the nations capitol at night.
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Friday, December 10, 2004

   EVer WoNdeR???

Random things to think about that have very little meaning. My co worker and I thought it up....enjoy.

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,

why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are

going to look up there anyway?

10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both dogs!

11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why

didn't he just buy dinner?

12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

16. Why do the alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the

same

tune?

17. Stop singing and read on ..

18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but

call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ---?

20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the

window?

21 Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

22. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first

> >place?


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Thursday, December 9, 2004

   ????
I can't think of anything so I'll just say I luv you all and peace be with you......man thatwas lame.....I on meds so pay no attention to this.....................................................................................dido..........................??
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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

   Healthy level of insanity...
If you have done 2 or more of these actions you are healthy insane..enjoy ^__@

Insanity



This is the way to make the world seem better



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dontuseanypunctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard".

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.......

20. JOINING THE OTAKU.COM WEB SITE!!

- Its Called Therapy...


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Tuesday, December 7, 2004

   The Answer...
The answer to the riddle is: She took a picture. She developed it in the dark room which she drowned him and then hung it to dry. HAHAHAHA!!! It stumped me for awhile and then I got! My book of my adventures is almost completed and everyone is practically involved in it. I might add more mut I'm not sure. Well until the next time. Hopefully nothing crazy happens to me.....for the time being......
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