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Monday, December 6, 2004
 This is silly if you figure it out...
Try your luck with this riddle. It will be a reward for the victor!!
Reward:???? of your choice!!
Question:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Good Luck!__!
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Saturday, December 4, 2004
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I'm at a lost for words. Im having a really bad day. Some one is either getting their A** kicked or something! Well I going to meditate. I should fine later I need to cool off...
*Using Ninja Deep Sleep Technique*
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Friday, December 3, 2004
Wow.......
Hey guys. For now im in the clear. They went on vacation and I take mine when they get back.
That should keep them at bay for awhile. Congrats to Ice,Selena,and Brosenka for answering the riddle! If i missed anyone forgive me.Here is a funny poem. Caution: Histerical Laughter may result
A Ghetto Love Poem
"A Ghetto Love "
Gul I love you,
Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls
not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do,
the thangs I do?
Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.
I was right dare,
with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to the club.....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I Sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loved you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off that child support list.
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Thursday, December 2, 2004
 It just gets weirder by the minute
These chicks are sick!! They emailed me pick of them.....Its offical...im freaked out. They have reached stalker status. As long as they don't know where I live...Im great! Oh well I'll just try to stay away.They are either desperate or this a cruel joke. My book is doing well and I will put it on the otkau for all of you to read. Well here is another question for the mind:
I am the light in the dark and the pearl of the sea. What am I?
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Wednesday, December 1, 2004
 The Aftermath......
Well, everyone I turned them down. I just didn't know so I just said no thanks. It was a difficult thing to think about though. They said that it was fine but sooner or later they WILL have there way.
That worries me and I don't worry easy.(For Fire Knight's comment your answers are exactly the way you put them) I feel strange working with her now. Maybe I should switch jobs or something.
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004
What the @#%$#!
Hey everybody...I need you'alls opinion on this because I just don't know what to think? This lady I work with showed me pictures of her significant other.....it was a female...whiched shocked me. She later admitted she was bisexual. I have nothing against people like that I say if thats their lifestyle then fine. I know what I like...WOMEN!!! Anyway her partner came to visit her and they both proceeded to hit on me.....?....Now, I'm not that attractive but they asked me if I were interested in joining them later. I told them no and they said "well just think about it." I don't know what to do!!
Should I:
a. Go for it!
b. Stay with my decision
c. Think about first then make a decision
or
d. Say nothing
If have any advice tell me some thing!! Anything!! What would you do?
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Monday, November 29, 2004
Dumb question...
This question was just asked to me not long ago....Have you ever wondered that if UFO's ever existed why is only the dumb people see them?
I told the guy that he was an idoit....but it was funny cause I thought about it.
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Saturday, November 27, 2004
 The truth......about me......
In another life I stood waiting for you, wondering if you will return. Judging by the time I would recieve the lessons I would learn.
I was your patience,your anger,and gentle friend and a perfect stranger...I was your equal in life whether wrong or right.
We live forever through our connection,a love eternally blessed was shown through our affection. So I leave you with a kiss that lay gently on your lips, and hope we keep our promise...our last and final wish.
I wrote this poem in memory of Erica who died 4 years ago from today. This hour.... its hard pretending your happy until the time actually gets here.....Well I going to visit her grave.I talk to her or at least try to ever year. I missed the last one...I couldn't take it. So until then......
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 Slow......day......
Of all people they picked me to work on the weekend.....>___< Oh well they suck and I rock. Your answers were good but the correct answer is your shadow. Water and jello can do the same. So in a sense everyone is right!! YAY!! Passing the time by watching Shadow Skill. A very good anime.
Can't wait to get off work....
I decided to write a book about my alter ego. Possibly make a short movie of it. All of you will be included!! I let you know how it coming along. Gotta go....my patient is buzzing me. Until the next time. May the way of Shinobi Guide you.
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Friday, November 26, 2004
 FAT, FULL, AND HAPPY
Thanks to Brosenka for the advice. I made some changes to my site. I think it looks better now. Thanksgiving was great. Though my family got more drunk than a slack-jawed yoker. It was good. I hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. Ready for the next riddle? Here we go!
What has no face,and can take any form?
Good luck. I shall continue my story soon. I just recovered from writer's block.
Until the next time. May the way of the Shinobi guide you all in your path.
*Vanishes with the wind*
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