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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Lame Blonde jokes...
If this offends anyone, I am sorry. Just realize that you are beautiful in everyway. These jokes were sent by my grandmother....whose a blonde.

She was Soooooooo Blonde....

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says
"Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."

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Monday, May 9, 2005

oh NOOOO!!............Another survey....
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

2. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO AT THE MOMENT?

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?

7. WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?

9. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

12. FAVOURITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

13. FAVOURITE CLOTHES TO WEAR?

14. DO YOU THINK I'M A GOOD GUY?

15. FAVOURITE SPORT?

17. HAIR COLOUR?

18. EYE COLOUR?

19. WHAT DO YOU FIND ANNOYING IN A PERSON?

20. SIBLINGS?

21. FAVOURITE FOOD?

22. DO YOU PREFER GOOD GUY/GIRLS OR BAD GUYS/GIRLS?

23. FAVOURITE DAY?

24. LAST FILM YOU WATCHED?

25. LAST TIME YOU BITCHED ABOUT SOMEONE?

26. TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT OR MAKE THE FIRST MOVE?

27. SUMMER OR WINTER?

28. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF NEXT YEAR?

29. HUGS OR KISSES?

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Friday, May 6, 2005

Ugh.......
Hey guys not feeling well today but Im a survivor. Congrats to Pins for solving my riddle!! Hooray!! *hands you a giant cookie and Pixysticks* And For those who tried *gives pixy sticks* Going to kick back now....

laters....
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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

a QUESTION of the MINDS........?
Greetings my friends. I have a question to stump most of you for I have the answer. It took me awhile I admit but I its simple when you get the answer. Here it is and Good Luck!!

Whats a question with no answer called?

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Friday, April 29, 2005

Its good to home!!!
Hey everybody. I've been away for awhile. I was deployed to Iraq for an emergency medical team to treat the wounded and civilian casualties. It was a hell of a ride!! That what I get for being a reservist. Anyway Im back now and I love every minute of it. Hopefully and prayerfully I wont have to go back. I missed you all!!!! ^_^ Until later....
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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Whoa!!!
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b****es who want off, get the
hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b****es
who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the
tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train.. but I want you to use nice language.

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue..."
for those of you just boarding, remember here is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. As
the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b**** in the kitchen."

This joke was said today at my job. Needless to say he had a very bad day.... On the other hand I witnessed child birth. It was something to remember..... now if you'll excuse me I'll go vomit now........
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Monday, April 18, 2005

Something we wish we can say to our boss.....
Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one

morning and tells him

that she is staying

home because she's not feeling well.

"What's the Matter?" he asked.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she said in a weak voice.

"What in the world is anal glaucoma?" the boss asked.

"Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

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Friday, April 15, 2005

Dont you just wish these people go away!!
9 Things I Hate that people do....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their to search the entire room for
the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is.
Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

In the words of Bill Engvell "Here's yer sign."
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Words of encouragement
May this encourage you always.

Don't spend major time with minor people. If there are people in your life that continually disappoint you, break promises, stomp on your dreams, too judgmental, have different values and don't have your back during difficult times...that is not a friend.

To have a friend, be a friend. Sometimes in life as you grow, your friends will either grow or go. Surround yourself with people who reflect values, goals interests and lifestyle.

I hope this helps someone out there.I'm here for ya'll.
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Sleep is Bliss.....^_^
Been sleep most of the day.It was great. I wasnt feeling wella and my sister gave me something the next thing I know I was gone to dreamland.I gotta see what she gave me!!
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