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Sunday, April 10, 2005


   Its coming....
Its coming....I saw it....
I never knew such a hideous, and diabolical thing would be allowed in my neighborhood.

What is this monstrosity I speak of?

They tore down the only anime/videogame shop I could get close to and replaced it with....

a beauty shop......now I m not knocking the ladies.Yes you all have to look beautiful and such but, COME ON!! They already had one down the road! >_< Now I have to go a few miles just to get my stuff....*sob*

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Thursday, April 7, 2005


   I have an illness.....sillyness!!
I have an illness. A very dreadful disease.....what is it you ask?.......

BOREDOM!!!!!! *dun dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN*

Send a doctor,send reiforcemnents,send something!!


I know im special but they said I was special to ride the short bus! AND IT WAS A TWO SEATER!!! (me and the driver) They said I had to walk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005


   Whoa........
I just recieved something from a good friend of mine to pass on to you all. If anyone is offended by this story I am sorry, but it is my duty to share this. It is a true story.....



LETTER IN THE NIGHT


One day a woman named Louise fell asleep in her bed,
and dreamed a very fitful dream. She dreamed that
someone in Hell wrote a letter to her, and it was to
be delivered to her by a messenger.

The messenger passed between the lakes of burning fire
and brimstone that occupies Hell, and found his way to
the door that would lead him to the outside world.

Louise dreamed that the messenger walked to her house,
came inside, and gently but firmly woke Louise up. He
gave her the message, saying only that a friend had
wrote it to her from Hell.

Louise, in her dream, with trembling hands took the
letter and read:

My Friend, I stand in Judgment now,
And feel that you're to blame somehow.
And never did you point the way.
You knew the Lord in truth and glory,
But never did you tell the story.
My knowledge then was very dim;
You could have led me safe to Him.
Though we lived together on the earth,
you never told me of the second birth,
and now I stand this day condemned,
Because you failed to mention Him.
You taught me many things, that's true,
I called you "friend" and trusted you,
But I learn now that it's too late,
You could have kept me from this fate.
We walked by day and talked by night,
And yet you showed me not the Light.
You let me live, and love, and die,
You knew I'd neverlive on high.
Yes, I called you a "friend" in life,
And trusted you through joy and strife.
And yet on coming to the end, I cannot, now,
call you "MyFriend." ....Marsha


After reading the letter, Louise awoke. The dream was
still so real in her mind and sweat dropped from her
body in pools. She swore she could still smell the
acrid smell of brimstone and smoke from her room.

As she contemplated the meaning of her dream, she
realized that as a Christian, she had failed in her
duty to "go out to all the world and preach the
gospel." As she thought of that, she promised herself
that the next day, she would call Marsha and invite
her to church with her.

The next morning she called Marsha and this was the
conversation:

Hello Bill, is Marsha there?

Louise, you don't know?

No, Bill, know what?

Marsha WAS KILLED LAST NIGHT IN A CAR ACCIDENT. I
thought you new.
Is this your testimony? Are you
witnessing to your friends that you are with everyday?
Or will there be a friend of yours in Hell, asking
you why you did not tell them about JESUS?


I am aware there are differnet religous aspects here but if you can learn one thing from this its always be true to your friends.

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Monday, April 4, 2005


   I know.....I have issues.
There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing.. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.


SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man
with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

shame on you.....



Quote of day:

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.-Rita Runder

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Friday, April 1, 2005


   My favorite holiday!!
Happy April Fools Day!

I love this day. Its all about having fun and scaring the hell out of people you love.(for a good laugh of course. Enjoy and Good Hunting! ITS PRANK TIME!! MUHWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA

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Thursday, March 31, 2005


   Quote of the day...
Greeting not much to say or talk about. So here's a piece of food for thought....


You cant have your cake and eat it too...unless you mix it yourself.-Shinobiforce1

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005


   This is for the women of otaku.....
Clever Women

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me.I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in
the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back
on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Send this to every clever female you know.^_^ HAHAHAHAHA


Moral of the day:

Favor is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD,
she shall be praised. (Proverbs 31:30 KJV)


HAHAHAHAHAH!! I thought it was funny.To the women of otaku,the cleverest that I know. Sugar is great....mmmm...

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Saturday, March 26, 2005


   Relaxing.....
Today is great day! No work,no school,no parents,and plenty of food and goodies!! Movies and video games are bountiful and Its only 3o'clock! I love weekends.^_^

All that is missing.....?
Someone to share it with.....
Gotta make the best of it though.
Well gotta finish cooking. Making Orange Chicken!! Yummy!!

The thing I love more than almost anything? COOKING!!

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Thursday, March 24, 2005


   Food for thought......
I thought I share some of philosphies and saying I aquired from family,friends,and myself. Hopefully they will inspire or help you....

1. NO MAN OR WOMAN IS WORTH YOUR TEARS,AND THE ONE WHO IS WILL NEVER MAKE YOU CRY UNLESS YOUR IN LOVE....

2. IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE PUT YOUR NAMES IN A CIRCLE,INSTEAD OF A HEART BECAUSE HEARTS BREAK BUT CIRCLES GO ON FOREVER....

3.EVERYONE HEARS WHAT YOU SAY. FRIENDS LISTEN WHAT YOU SAY. BEST FRIENDS LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DIDN'T SAY....

4.IF YOU JUDGE PEOPLE,YOU'LL HAVE NO TIME TO LOVE THEM....

5.LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME,YOU AQUIRE NEW SKILLS AS YOU LEVEL UP,THEIRS ALWAYS A PLOT,YOU MEET NEW FACES GOOD AND EVIL,SOMEONE NEEDS SOMETHING,YOU FALL IN LOVE,AND EXPLORE THE WORLD AS ONE BIG ADVENTURE. AND AT THE END; THE GAME IS OVER....(IF ONLY THERE WERE A RESET BUTTON)

IF YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT EITHER BEATING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR LOVER,SIGNIFICANT OTHER OR WHAT HAVE YOU......YOU RELATIONSHIP WILL FAIL.(i dont get this one but i do understand)


Thats all for now....kinda depressed.Its been a rough day.
On a good note,i bought a sword.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005


   Feeling low.....
I just lost someone very important to me.Not sure what to do. Should I see them or not?.....They're not dead or anything we just can't talk anymore........*sigh*
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