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Wednesday, December 15, 2004


   Men vs. Women
I've done some reseach for a class I have to teach. on sex education......(ugh)...Here are some facts,myths,and other stuff I thought I would share. Let me know you thoughts.


MATURITY:

Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can
function as adults.

Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each
other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely
work out.

SEX:

Women prefer 30-45 minutes of foreplay.
Men prefer 30-45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her
place as part of the foreplay.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women.

Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because
the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy
and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.Though they do not mind seeing a nicely sized penis.

In the locker room, men talk about three things: money, football, and
women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as
well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. Not in abstract
terms, either. They're graphic and technical, and they *never* lie.

Thats just some of the things I have. Not sure if any of its true but it sure does seem that way.

Well, until the next time....


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