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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

   A little Holiday humor ^_^
Why Santa Clause is Scary,Weird,and BAD!!


1. The average American takes six months to pay off holiday credit-card bills.

2. What is Pogonophobia: The fear of beards.

3. There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle. (But many Krispe Kremes)

4. December is the most popular month for nose jobs.

5. Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.

6. Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.

7. Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.

8. To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.

9. If Santa were black presents will be delivered on the 26th because every store have a christmas sale.

10.Santa is the only elf out his bunch that grew up and showed his age....>_< bummer.

11.Santa is only nice one day out the year....so what does he think of us for the other 364 days?

12.He gets more women to kiss him under misletoes and sit on his lap than any man(except Hugh Heffner)

13.He breaks into YOUR HOME!! While your sleeping!!

Just some humours things me and my co workers thought up. Happy Holidays!!!
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