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Monday, February 14, 2005

   If you can relate....i feel your pain.
OLD SCHOOL MOTHERS
>
> There used to be a time when children were the best behaved
> children in the world, now look at them. Time out my foot!
>
> 1. Have you ever been called downstairs from upstairs or the back of
> the house, or from the front of the house to get the remote, change
> the channel, or fix her a glass of ice water?
>
> 2. Have you ever been hit with an extension cord, a switch, or the
> nearest shoe?
>
> 3. Have you ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent
> you back because the one you picked was too little?
>
> 4. Have you ever been burned on your ear with a straightening comb?
>
> 5. Have you ever been hit in the head or knuckles with a comb or hair
> brush?
>
> 6. Have you ever been told to "Shut Up or I'll give you something to
> cry about while she beats you with a belt - pronouncing every
> syllable---"Did-n't---I---tell----you---not---to-do
> ---!--- That---no
> ---more?!"
>
> 7. Your ponytails or plaits were so tight, you got those little bumps
> around you scalp.
>
> 8. The white people in the school office (principal, secretary, etc.)
> were afraid of her!
>
> 9. You were scared to go home when you had a bad report card.
>
> 10. Alcohol, peroxide, cocoa butter, and Vaseline were the main items
> in the bathroom cabinet.
>
> 11. You were never "on punishment" - just got whoopins right out of
> the shower.
>
> 12. Have you ever been pinched for going to sleep in church?
>
> 13. She made you participate in every church activity (choir, Jr.Usher
> Board, Easter play, Christmas play, etc.)
>
> 14. Has she ever come inside and picked you up from school dance in
> hair rollers and her gown or pajamas on under her coat?
>
> 15. When you ask her for something, her response is . . ."You got a
> job?"
>
> 16. Have you ever been beaten for something your brother or sister did
> just because you were around?
>
> 17. She vacuums everyday just so the carpet can have lines in it.
>
> 18. Have you ever been told to turn off the TV, get off the phone, or
> sit down and be quiet when it's storming outside because the Lord was
> doing his work?
>
> 19. Friends, family and friends of the family try to keep you out of
> trouble because they know your mother and how she is.
>
> 20. You were afraid to call the child abuse hotline.
>
> 21. She has to talk to God..."Lord, please don't let me hurt this
> child! !" before she gives you a whipping.
>
> If you can relate to any of these things, then pass this on to all
> Your friends and see if they can relate to "KNOWING THAT THEY HAD A
> BEAUTIFUL BRAIN DAMAGED MOTHER, WHO DIDN'T TAKE NO MESS WHEN THEY WERE GROWING
> UP!"
>
> GOD BLESS OUR BEAUTIFUL BRAIN DAMAGED MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS!
>
>

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