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Friday, March 4, 2005
What can I say......its true....
*HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK* (brace yourself people)
>When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning"
to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s*** out of her"
.... You need to pray at work.
>When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes,"
and you think, "what the f*** do they want now?"
.....You need to pray at work.
>When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
"which one of you sons of b******* turned off my computer?"
....You need to pray at work.
>When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third
person comes in and says, "Well at my last office...", and you want to
throw a
stapler at him
... You need to pray at work.
>When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this b**** want now?" and you try
to
hide underneath your desk
........You need to pray at work.
>When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
a**!!"
........You need to pray at work.
>When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who
stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one
floor, and
you say "that lazy b******"
..... You need to pray at work.
>When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think,
"sorry a** M#$^% F%&#'ers"
.......You need to pray at work.
>If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching,
slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with
.....You need to pray at work.
Now let us all bow our heads......
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