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Wednesday, March 30, 2005
This is for the women of otaku.....
Clever Women
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me.I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in
the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back
on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Send this to every clever female you know.^_^ HAHAHAHAHA
Moral of the day:
Favor is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD,
she shall be praised. (Proverbs 31:30 KJV)
HAHAHAHAHAH!! I thought it was funny.To the women of otaku,the cleverest that I know. Sugar is great....mmmm...
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