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Thursday, April 21, 2005

   Whoa!!!
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b****es who want off, get the
hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b****es
who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the
tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train.. but I want you to use nice language.

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue..."
for those of you just boarding, remember here is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. As
the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b**** in the kitchen."


This joke was said today at my job. Needless to say he had a very bad day.... On the other hand I witnessed child birth. It was something to remember..... now if you'll excuse me I'll go vomit now........
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