Thursday, October 6, 2005

   Everyone Stop Being So Stupid!!!
No offense to anyone, but seriously. Every time someone does something really stupid, like everything Kevin does, it creates a physical essence of Stupid, A "Lesser Kevin," if you will.

These Lesser Kevins can wreak havoc on us all. Everything from breaking sponges (not ripping them, just making them not work anymore,) to sudden impulses of stupidity in public. These Lesser Kevins can also become part of Kevin, making him more obese and stupid than before.

If you people keep this up, I'll have to gather The Band of 7 (Yes, InuYasha referance) and fight the "King" Kevin. We'd all have to fight him in the dimension where time no longer applies. And that's alot of work people!

Ok...so everyone stop being so stupid (some people are ok, others need...improvment"

And that's where babies come from
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Thursday, July 21, 2005

   Wow...Pandariffic
I made a fool of myself at the party. Not only was I wearing fake wings, I ran around the house with a wooden staff trying to fly... .all I had was some soda and skittles!!!
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   Wow...Pandariffic
I made a fool of myself at the party. Not only was I wearing fake wings, I ran around the house with a wooden staff trying to fly... .all I had was some soda and skittles!!!
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   Wow...Pandariffic
I made a fool of myself at the party. Not only was I wearing fake wings, I ran around the house with a wooden staff trying to fly... .all I had was some soda and skittles!!!
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Thursday, June 30, 2005

No Kevin, it's not Brak-e-a-lona, it's Barcelona
He's amazing. He defies the laws of physics. He believes that people in the 6th grade are only 7. He is in the 7th grade, and he's 15.... Such a sad Kevin...
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Finally updating ^_^
Hey everyone! New Kevin story!!!


Ok, not really a story, more of a sentance. KEvin, 2 years ago, believed humans reproduced by kissing and nothing more. HOW STUPID DO YOU GET!??! I can hardly understand the things he does, but this, this crosses it all, I swear, I learned this when I was 8!!!
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Thursday, May 19, 2005

   Hmm....School
You know, I don't really know if I want this year to end. I mean, all year I've been waiting for this. But now....I've had some "creative changes."
To start, I've relized by my 3 high school courses, that High School will be hard. All the teachers will be there, just trying to find ways to hold be back, or whatever. All I know, is that it will be really, really annoying.
Secondly, I'm going to miss the familiar-ity of my current school. Sure it may suck worse than anything esle... But... I've gotten used to it. I know what teachers are perfect targets to make fun of and such. Not to mention I will somehow miss the Cap'n Hosky always sniping at innocent children from the roof of the school.
Most importantly, is the fact of my friends, namely, Claire. Now that I have finally "come out of the closet," we're going to diffrent schools. Even though we plan to see eachother as often as possible, it will still be...diffrent. I know, it doesn't seem that bad to anyone except for me and possibly Claire, but I feel really bad for her. She will have very few of her friends going to Gaither, where her mom works! That must be annoying, losing her best friend, Amber, me, and half of her other good friends. I hope she makes new friends....(and doesn't replace me...I know she won't)



As for Kevin, no news, other than suddenly facinated by skateboards. He did however, say some stupid things about them. "Hey man, you should buy griptape, the bad thing is you gotta pick it off after you put it on!" And he also falls off and scrapes something every day.

....I want to "SEIZE THE DAY!"

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Sunday, May 1, 2005

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Saturday, April 30, 2005

   Yes, I am a Pirate, 500 years too late
Nope, I got nothing to say. I still have to do my play for History, and... welll I hate my history teacher, so this might not turn out so well... "Hey Mr. Cote! Look!!! (spits in Mr. Cote's eye, which is probably a fake Elvis eye or something) 'Michael, I don't see anything, go sit down.' (Patrick throws a paper football at the roof)'Patrick! Put that paper football away! Im thinkin about Elvis!!! Wait a minute who spit in my eye? JAY!!!! Go the the Cap'n Hosky!'
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Friday, April 29, 2005

   Well, that went well
First thing I did when my group got to Universal...is ride the Hulk. After that, I just wanted to find Claire. For 2 or 3 hours, Amber and I seached the park, following her tracks...in a way. We would only get news of where she was now and then. After cecking Duleing Dragons, and Jarasic Park, we found her on the Popeye ride. Shortly after, Amber made me confess my love to Claire... and... well, it all turned out well, I think. Then I went on the Popeye ride, (I saved Claire's hat ^_^) had to sit in the one seat that seemed to get soaked the most. Then, since Claire's throat was sore, I bought her some dippin' dots, the wrong flavor of course... some more walking...some more walking... then I went on those teacup...spinning things... to Claire's wish. After that I played an entire game of DDR for the first time, so I decided to buy it...and thats what I've been doing all day. Now my feet hurt and Claire is too sick to come over and play DDR on versus...

One of my fantasies has been fufilled. ^_^ I love you Claire

And I lived, Amber DIDN'T shove my face in a vat of popcorn and make me suffocate.
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