Wednesday, April 27, 2005

   Fate...fate governs all, and controls all, all of our decisons are not our own. Everything has been chosen for us, nothing we do is our own. We can never escape this...
Yay tommorow we are going to Universal Studios insted of boring school. And I have been paired with Amber...alone. But hopefully we will stalk Claire's group around...this will be one of my fantasies. I have others you know! But... it will be fun to see Claire get all frightened of the rides, and have no choice but to grasp on to me! Un forutnaly, I had a dream about going...alone... with Amber. First she buys one of those giant popcorn buckets, and then, without eating any of it, takes me on what looked like the Hulk. She shoved my face deep within the bucket of said popcorn, forcing me to eat it all, or suffucate. I think it ended up as everyone being the animatronic pirates from Pirates of the Caribean at Disney World, of course I was the one dangling the muddy feet over the riderrs heads on the bridge. Man, why do all of my dreams end like this!?!?!?...I'm not a pirate.., It sure was funny watching Jay be the woman chasing a pirate with his rolling pin, and no Patrick, it was a rolling pin, and not a FINGER.

Hmm....Kevin... The only update about him is that he has trouble remembering names, he can remember Jacob, and Mark, thats it. Every time I see him, Oh wow, Mark looks espicialy stu-MUMUMUMMMUMMMMMUUMMU-MUMMMUMUMUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUM MUM!

This trip will actualy be exciting, I had to tape my pass to the door so I wont forget it XD.
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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Give the Goat Cigarette Butts and it Will Leave You Alone
Nope, I got nothing, other than I have NEVER gotten a short answer question right in Mr. Cote's class, becuase you gotta write it the exact way and wording as he would or some thing, I basically just really hate his class...
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Umm....I'm the
How annoying is it when years after you do something, and everyone calls it stupid or pointless, and the BAM, everyone in the "Cool Club" has 15 of 'em or everyone is copying your action from a point of vague memoires.

My best example is back in the 7th greade,I had this annoying calculator, it told the time around the world, temp., and well, calculated, and also had an alarm clock. This one kid Jesse(not the uncool one) called it gay. Then, Ked...someone got one 3 days later, all of the sudden, he's so facinated by it, so I notice he is using it incorrectly, so I figured, I'll be a nice person and help him out, Mistake number 3245 of my life...So he called me retarded because he though Lousianna was in the same timezone as Florida. NEW YORK IS IN THE SAME TIMEZONE AS THE MAJORITY OF FLORIDA RETARD!!! Wel as you can see, that was just...stupid.

Today everyone of my friends were all "Man Devil May Cry is so cool! Too bad Michale, who played it 1 1/2 years ago doesnt know about it, he's such a loser!

To be honest, I dont really care about my social standings, I just find this really, really annoying...
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Saturday, April 2, 2005

These are good, but a little short
Oh yeah Kevin! Nice going, you're gonig to get us kicked out of the bowling alley if you continue to spit sunflower seeds all over the ground next to the pool table! "That doesn't matter, as long as we dont get caught."

-End of Chapter 1, Short Stories of Kevin's Past

"Hey Jac, how about we get some hot chocolate like the good ol' times?"...There never was any "good ol' times" appearantly, a stick fell on his drive way while his dad was washing his truck. He mistook the stick for a log cabin and sat in it. He belived the soap suds on the ground was snow. He also mistook an ant for being Jac, poor kid spend all day drinking hot chocolate(really mud) and talking to an ant in 97 degree weather. How stupid can one kid get!?!?!?

-End of Chapter 2, Short Stories of Kevin's Past

Wow, every day this kid gets worse and worse. He was riding his skate board, and stopped in middle of the street becuase his fat weighed him down. He turned around and said "HEY JAC, CAN YA GIMME A PUSH?" Jac did not answer, he simply walked inside, and saw that Kevin remained there for about 10 minutes. Jac then stopped watching and went back to doing... whatever he does. Little does he know that Kevin remained out there for 3 days before Mark came up to him, said "What are you doi-" Kevin interupted "CAN YOU LET ME FINISH, CAN YOU EVER LET ME FINISH MARK, IM TRYING TO TELL A STORY HERE!!!!! GOD MARK, YOU'RE SO INTERUPTING-Y TODAY!" Then MArk, with his hopes crushed walked into the distant sunset, never to be seen again, untill the garbage man comes by that is. Kevin remained there for another 5 full days before his lard drew him back to his room. 17 cars hit him, while he was just standing in middle of the street. He will not feel these hits, untill he is 87. The reasoning behind this is becuase of his brains speed. It is below a rock's speed at thinking.

-End of Chapter 1, Scientific Discoveries of Kevin in the Wild
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Saturday, March 26, 2005

Here's a good one
A few days ago, Jac was on his portable phone. He decided to go over to Kevin's and knock on the window. Kevin was all scared and saying things like "Oh crap, some one is at my window. They look really tall, and strong, and long hair, but its a guy!" He was afraid to do anything, so he just panicked untill finaly after Jac told him to look out his wondow for the 300th time, he did. Right when he saw Jac, his mind blew, he was frozen, without anything to say...untill 1-2 minutes later when he regained touch with the real world. He simply said "That was you!!! You suck!"

-Chapter 3, Book 18 of the Idiotic Chronicles of Kevin

+sigh+ That is one of my more favorite chapters of this book. I guess I should give these some type of ordering insted of jsut skipping around book to book, but you must relize, if I posted ALL the stupid things Kevin has ever done, my fingers would be broken and I would die before I ever see the waking world again. I am only posting the best of them, the top stories of this stupid, fat kid. Sometimes, I almost feel sorry for him. XD
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

   For the second time in my life, I'm actually busy
"Hey!!! Michale! Guess what tommorow is" said the Jacob."What?" said the Michale, taking the bait. "Tommorows my birthday party!" said he.

Wow, first of all, I had two birthday parties with little time to prepare for them, first there was Jacob's, not Jason... today, and he didn't even tell me about it untill 1 day before. There is also Amber's birthday party. I had much more time, but I lost the paper and could not remember the date. So tommorow I need to leave at around 10:00am to pick up a gift, and then drive over to the place. Well, at Jacob's party, I was actualy...doing nothing. I wasted about $20 on soda, making fun of Kevin (Yeah, that costed money), pool, and Crazy Taxi. I love all those things! It would be between making fun of Kevin or Crazy Taxi.

For the people who did not see Kevin last time, here is another picture of him... (no not really) Jay should have a theme song, it would be like..."My United States" But insted of saying "whatever" all the time, it would be saying "whaddaduck" or "whaddapeanut" or somthing funny like that, to be honest, I have no reasons to make fun of Jay, other then the fact he is annoying, and....scary... PAtrick on the other hand, is made fun of for his poor excuses, and his excessive smell....iness.

But Kevin, the kid is perfect to make fun of. I will share this idea with everyone, because I know no one will copy it. I'm going to tell Kevin to sit still for 24 hours for $10, meanwhile, I will set up a booth, "Make fun of this fat lard-blob-kid. $10 per 5 minutes." So many people will gather to that area, just to insult him, of course, I wil eventually clone Kevin by combining pure essence of un-common sense genes, with the finest lardium(what he is made of) from Britain. Even people from China and Soviet Russia will pay thousands of dollers jsut to spend all of thier money on a non-stop rant, constantly getting is spirit up, and send it plummeting down to the ground. If this idea dosn't work, then I lost $10, it would still be funny to watch him sit there all day ^_^
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Thursday, March 17, 2005

   IM AT SCHOOL
I'm so bored, there is still 5 pr 4 hours of school remaining, oh well, I have nothing better to do today other than update my site, at school. I'm suprised this computer allowed me to go here, becuase I would think the school is so stuck up it can only allow you to VIEW thier site, not even see anything else but the main window. So... I was wrong. The pricipal has always been making new laws and stuff, he'll forget by tommorrow though. So, I guess I should finish this before I get caught and possibly get in trouble for viewing a "forbidden site", really all I did was type it in, but since Hoskinson doesn't know how to do that, he might the I'm messing around with these computers, possibly hacking in or something.

I wanna tell Mr. Cote off.
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

   I need scissors! 61!


Well, that's Trogdor, if he were virtual in some horrible graphic game.It's hard to see wat he is unless you have seen him on HR. This is what I did in my math class today, since I had nothing beter to do with my ife. I'm supposed to write poetry in one of my classes, but I can't so I'm not gonna... anyway I have little left to say. Umm, AMBER YOU'RE SCARING ME AT LUNCH! And umm... well, I can't scare Claire, maybe I need to go to more drastic measures XD
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Monday, March 14, 2005

   STORY-- Ralph: The Dog
Once there was a dog, named Ralph. He ran away when he was 4, which is like...27 in our years, so it's not that bad. Anyway, there were these chain gang dogs, and Ralph met up with these dogs. That's when he got into a dog fight

[Imitates dogs barking, then whining]

That was it, and Ralph ran away. So then Ralph, he joined the Navy, and then [this is the best part] he got into an atomic submarine, and no HE DID NOT DIE. In the atomic submarine, there were these other dogsm and he got into another dog fight and he won.

[Imitates dogs barking with an echo.]

This truely is a great story, unfortunately, I did not write all of it. All of it is from a Bob and Doug McKenzy tape my sister picked up in the middle of nowhere.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005

   It's so crescent fresh!
...Uhh, I'm not doing one this today. So, yeah... "And then I pretend it's made of money..."

[The Cheat gets an idea]
E-mail, oh ah e-mail. Hey Michael, can you swim in gasoline?
-From Josh

You bet I can, I can run, I can swim cartwheels for a in a gasoline. Ready and 2 and here I go all on my own.

[movie plays]

So you see Jimmy Jimmy, The Cheat is availiable for pizza parties, and he can go to your prom!

[Edited {mile} from http://www.homestarrunner.com]

Sorry, I had to do that, I have nothing better to do or say at this moment.
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