Wednesday, March 9, 2005

   Mr. Hoskinson, the Mad Man
Appearently, from West Virginia, [v-i-r-g-i-n-i-a Amber...]a group of livestock animals are coming in and charging directly at our school. Why are all these attacks supposed to happen to my school!!!
Anyway, this attack from livestock, Mr. Hoskinson believes that the livestock will burn down the school, such a moron.

Anyway, the real cause of the fire going to happen will be when none of my friends are near, in fact, only with the nurse, a certain teacher, wil be there WHEN I BURN IT DOWN!

But alas, Mr. Hoskinson shall stand on the roof in his $300 sailor suit, and scream in a high pitched girly voice " I go down with my school....brown."

The chaotic and powerful shall light up the night as some firework show, with all those high-voltage things throughout the school. Students among friends shall gather to watch it go down to ashes.

The very next day, It shall be all ashes. And from these ashes, shall rise a figure of a man, a man in a sailor suit. That will be Mr. Hoskinson, assisted by his Jay out of the remains of the once-school-two-story-building.

As the entire school sighs, I plan my next attempt and assassinating our poorly deducted school, of course, I would always bring my friends safety first... and make sure that we can go to the same school...even though we won't ne...[cuts off for Claire]

-Chronicals of the Livestock, Issue 1
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Monday, March 7, 2005

   MPA( Mega Peachy Acadamy) Times, Series 12 of a possible endless amount
Hordes of strange people head from all directions and try to take over the Walkway as if it were some kind of stronghold. Kuraire, was the first to have the idea of leaving the Walkway behind. She convinced Amberu and Mikaru to abandon thier settlement at the Walkway.
Sadly, Patoriku and the others were left behind, mobbed by the tremendous crowds of people vasting in every reigon of the Walkway. Kuraire, being the smartest one at the time, relocated the Walkway to a random location. This left all the other people in the dark of thier location. Patoriku may try and join our new Gathering, but the rest may be stuck at the Walkway...
Of course Kuraire was NOT HAPPY of this relocation. It all started with some random people closing in on the Walkway while Mikaru, was using a flamethrower to light VCRs and other random things, the enemies were panning the hostile takeover.

-End of series 12
Check any Sermon's Summoning's for more information of the MPA

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....About that invasion from Forest Hills
Well, it turns out that Forest Hills shall not be invading my school, instead, on a much smaller scale, people that aren't cool enough are starting to hang out at The Walkway, stupid annoying "popular" people, invading our quaint gathering of outcasts, tearing apart the threads of friendship we all have helped organize, but THEY come over, take whatever they want, and force the most of us to leave. Wow, this is really nice, first I lose the spot where I hang out with my friends, and soon, I'll lose it all... I "dislike" the nurse at my school
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

   In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
to be honest, I think this pic is self explanitroty. But for you non-shark-saving people out there I shall explain.

This product, salty and cheesy, and leaves-your mouth-dry-effect, are all against the sharks. Notice the cute little dolphin on the front. Notice the whale shaped snacks on the bag. They do not encourage any shark activities. This product will also bring harm to dolphins as well as sharks. Little children with monkey-see monkey-do brains will copy this act, and demand dolphin meat from thier parents. As the fishermen of this world take this away from the sea, they are depleteing the numbers of dolphins, and also taking away one of the sharks food sources, and like my Mama says "Support the Sharks, Son, they need it."
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Sunday, February 27, 2005

   Does anyone get this show?
Once I saw Aqua Teen Hunger Force, one of my favorite shows, I didn't think any other show could have less of a point. [adult swim] did pretty good with thier strange and sometimes confusing lineup of crazy messed up shows. But now, on Saterdays and Sundays, around 12:30 or so, they have started showing "Super Milk Chan" for a while now. While I may watch it, and sometimes find it funny, I only laugh because I honestly have no clue what is going on in it's messed-up world of missions and sushi. I encourage all of you to disobey your parents, and stay up to watch this. Help the world decipher what Japan is really trying to do to us with this enigma of a show. The President, the most confusing character is awsome. He's the fat humanoid-type thing.

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Saturday, February 26, 2005

   Tony Richard HUNGRY!
Intelegence, apperenly there is a lack of that in the world today. Let me tell you, one kid, I'm suprised he can breath properly without blowing his mind. His name is Kevin, but for his sake we shall call him K. Grumbles. Insted of describing his intelegence I shall leave a list of idiodic and moronic things he has tried to do. We have reffered to anything that K. Grumbles has or might try as "pulling a Kevin." They will be left in normal form.

1.[K. Grumbles] "Man, my THUG disk won't work anymore. I know, I'll just cover it in peanut butter, and then wipe it off with this used coffee filter I found in the trash can two days ago. WHAT!?!? Now my disk almost messed up my PS2. Oh well."

[the rest shall be shortened]

2. He also hass pretended to throw stuff at a car, really throwing absolutly nothing. He would continue to do this, but he got in trouble for this, appearently, his stupidity spread to the person in the car, the guy thought he got hit, and K. Grumbles got grounded.

3.[K. Grumbles] " Tommorow I am getting a new game, which should I get? THUG2 or NFSUG2? [me] I don't know KEvin, either one really" [K. Grumbles] I'm Playng it right now! [me] What? [Kevin] THUG2! [me] So what, you borrowed it from a friend? rented it? BOUGHT it? [K. Grumbles] Yeah! [me] So tommorow, you're gonna go get a new game, or THUG2 all over again??? [K. Grumbles] [exhales] Shut up.

4. There's only 6 months in one year idiot!

5. Technically, there is only 99 cents in one dollar. So when you have a doller and 98 cents you have two dollers!

6. This is a little known fact about him. Any small movement, change in scenes, basically anything, will blow his mind and confuse him for days.

There are MANY more of these types of things. But I'm getting tired of typing, Insted, Ill draw a picture. Did I forget to mention he is REALLY fat and composed of lard? XD. About the picture, I couldn't exactly get a K. Grumbles picture on, but I found a guy with the same name as his. So from now on, this guy is gonna be stupid and lard.



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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

   Can anyone define the word
'Ms. "Nurse", my arm seems to have fallen off, and I'm getting dizzy from severe blood loss.' "Well then, have this bandage, and a 1/2 inch piece of tape, it's not like you really need any of this ya excuse makin brat!"
Ok, so I;m exagerating, but by not alot. Today, I woke up with a small fever, and went to school anyway, that was Deadly Mistake Number One. Anyway, I felt ok untill second period, then I went to the nurse. " SIGN IN FIRST!", so I did, "WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM!?!?" 'I have a small fever, and I took some tylonal, so it probably has gone down, but I still don't feel good at all.+she takes my tempurature, and go figure, the Tylonal is at full strenth, fever of absolutly nothing+ " GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, ALSO DRINK LOTS OF FLUIDS!!!" Really, she treats any indury, sickness, ailment,illness, ect. with a massive heap of yelling, and she acts like you have been there daily, trying to pry in a way to get a home phone call. EVILNESSS!!!!
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   Star Ocean: Till the End of TIme


This is a picture from the game I am playing currently, by the way, the main characters name is Fayt, not Fate. There are more Pictures, I shall also add a pic of Albel, and a pic of Sophia. I am doing this to make people waste thier money and time on this game, becuase, throughout all of the movies it really is a great game.

Anyway, the story is all about you, Fayt, a 19 year old who seems to bring trouble and destruction wherever you go. Every thing is peacfull untill the Vendeeni, a race of technologicaly advanced aliens attack your station. After that you go through all of this planet to planet buisness. This is all I'm really gonna say. The battle system is fair, the graphics are great! The music and monsters are also good. I'd give it a 9 out of 10, because of all the movies.
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Saturday, February 19, 2005

   Umm...Avoid Jays at all costs
Another warning out to the masses. Latley Hasbro has released a wave of toys known as "Jay." These toys were supposed to have the same affect of all children's shows...you know...draining all possible IQ, I made a little chart of the people I know..but sadly it will not show...so I will do a hand made one on this

IQ Depletion Measurements

Name/Q Before/IQ After/Total Loss
Amanda C. 120 102 18
Amanda L. 124 104 20
Amber 132 112 20
Andrew 129 110 19
Mr. Cote 50 50 (gullible)
Claire 177 157 20
Jesse 99 89 10
Mark 107 97 10
Michael 126 102 24
Mr. Howard 2 1 1

It looks a little confusing, but I think I fixed it. And trust me, before I met a Jay, I used get all As and Bs, now Cs are becoming more and more constant
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Thursday, February 17, 2005

   The Forest Hills Invasion
I swear, one of these days, all those annoying 3rd graders next to us will invade our school, of course they'll bring thier mascot, a Giant Purple And White Dolphin named Dolfinno. This is all from a prophesy I had recived in a dream. The 3rd graders shall be the poison arrow the prophesy spoke of. SOme old guy told me my dram ment " Andrew will be visiously attacked by Amber, Jay will act like a cat, Mr. Lawson will be mad at Jacob for burning his muffins, AND our school shall wage war with the elementary school next to us. SO far all of that has happened, other then the invasion. So all people from my school, please bring your most powerfull pickit sogns and other things little kids might be afriad of, like....beef stew, or school food. When this does happen, I shall punch thier mascot in the stomach and Coach O. will be all mad at me...so...I'm jsut warning all people from my school...

- Ahh, bo to to va ta tu
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