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Wednesday, March 9, 2005


   Mr. Hoskinson, the Mad Man
Appearently, from West Virginia, [v-i-r-g-i-n-i-a Amber...]a group of livestock animals are coming in and charging directly at our school. Why are all these attacks supposed to happen to my school!!!
Anyway, this attack from livestock, Mr. Hoskinson believes that the livestock will burn down the school, such a moron.

Anyway, the real cause of the fire going to happen will be when none of my friends are near, in fact, only with the nurse, a certain teacher, wil be there WHEN I BURN IT DOWN!

But alas, Mr. Hoskinson shall stand on the roof in his $300 sailor suit, and scream in a high pitched girly voice " I go down with my school....brown."

The chaotic and powerful shall light up the night as some firework show, with all those high-voltage things throughout the school. Students among friends shall gather to watch it go down to ashes.

The very next day, It shall be all ashes. And from these ashes, shall rise a figure of a man, a man in a sailor suit. That will be Mr. Hoskinson, assisted by his Jay out of the remains of the once-school-two-story-building.

As the entire school sighs, I plan my next attempt and assassinating our poorly deducted school, of course, I would always bring my friends safety first... and make sure that we can go to the same school...even though we won't ne...[cuts off for Claire]

-Chronicals of the Livestock, Issue 1

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