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Saturday, April 2, 2005


These are good, but a little short
Oh yeah Kevin! Nice going, you're gonig to get us kicked out of the bowling alley if you continue to spit sunflower seeds all over the ground next to the pool table! "That doesn't matter, as long as we dont get caught."

-End of Chapter 1, Short Stories of Kevin's Past

"Hey Jac, how about we get some hot chocolate like the good ol' times?"...There never was any "good ol' times" appearantly, a stick fell on his drive way while his dad was washing his truck. He mistook the stick for a log cabin and sat in it. He belived the soap suds on the ground was snow. He also mistook an ant for being Jac, poor kid spend all day drinking hot chocolate(really mud) and talking to an ant in 97 degree weather. How stupid can one kid get!?!?!?

-End of Chapter 2, Short Stories of Kevin's Past

Wow, every day this kid gets worse and worse. He was riding his skate board, and stopped in middle of the street becuase his fat weighed him down. He turned around and said "HEY JAC, CAN YA GIMME A PUSH?" Jac did not answer, he simply walked inside, and saw that Kevin remained there for about 10 minutes. Jac then stopped watching and went back to doing... whatever he does. Little does he know that Kevin remained out there for 3 days before Mark came up to him, said "What are you doi-" Kevin interupted "CAN YOU LET ME FINISH, CAN YOU EVER LET ME FINISH MARK, IM TRYING TO TELL A STORY HERE!!!!! GOD MARK, YOU'RE SO INTERUPTING-Y TODAY!" Then MArk, with his hopes crushed walked into the distant sunset, never to be seen again, untill the garbage man comes by that is. Kevin remained there for another 5 full days before his lard drew him back to his room. 17 cars hit him, while he was just standing in middle of the street. He will not feel these hits, untill he is 87. The reasoning behind this is becuase of his brains speed. It is below a rock's speed at thinking.

-End of Chapter 1, Scientific Discoveries of Kevin in the Wild

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