Thursday, August 24, 2006

Living Dead
Yo.i can't think of a good excuse 4 being gone so long.so i'm just gonna say i've been dead.yes,i DIED!i have no idea y my animated corpse is writing this,but oh well.now to get down to buisness...BRAINS.BRIA-...i'm in america...i'm gonna starve.ne way,i am now in the 9th grade and everything is horrible.i don't have a single class with ne1 i no and my best friend moved away.though,i might b able 2 c her every friday or so,but key word there is might.i was going 2 delete my site,but i was convinced by a nutcase that that was a bad idea.along with telling the cops that they were living in my backyard.then i woke up.hmmm...i'd like 2 say i'm the crazy hyperactive person i was the last time u saw me,but i've been feeling kind of off since school started.i now see everything in a depressingly reasonable way.maybe these 6 double fugde chocolate chip cookies will change that.ummmm,cookie.and,4 the first time since the 2nd grade,i'm doing my homework!there must b something wrong w/ me.also,i'm so far down the popular list,i'm off the scale!hehe.well,i hope ur school year starts off better than mine,and wish u the best of luck 4 whatever it is ur doing.and now,i must bother ppl.*charges down the hallway screaming and runs into the wall.*ow
laterz

~da monkey~
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Saturday, January 14, 2006

   we feel 4gotten
happy me:we feel 4gotten
angry me:i don't give a damn
sad me:hey,happy me is taking my job!i'm suppose 2 b sad!
happy me:do 2 our dear friend,lilsangofan(goooo 2 her site,i command it!)i have 2 rant bout cheese.
angry me*thinking*:i really should kill her now,buuuut,i'll wait til the post is done.
sad me:*sigh*i want some cheese.
happy me:CHEESE!I LUV CHEESE!CHEESE IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CREATED!I WANT SOME CHEESE!
angry me:so do i,come 2 think of it.
sad me:*eating cheese*
happy me:hey i want some - wait,u think!
angry me:of course i do!because unlike U,i HAVE a brain.
sad me:*still eating cheese*
happy me:*sees butterfly and starts chasing it*
angry me:and unlike that idi-HEY!R U LISTENING 2 ME!
sad me:*looks up,sees angry me yelling(as if that's new),returns 2 eating and enjoying her cheese*
happy me:*stops chasing butterfly*1st off,ur loud,2ndly,i still want some cheese,and finally,sad me looks like she's enjoying her cheese when she's suppose 2 b sad and gloomy(hence the name)and i'm the only 1 who should b happy and enjoy things.
angry me:so?
sad me:*STILL eating the damn cheese*
happy me:soooo,i should have the cheese so i can enjoy it and sad me can go back 2 being gloomy.
angry me:that doesn't make ne sence at all.
sad me:*growling*over my dead body.
happy me:*sees butterfly and starts chasing it again*
angry me:i'm surronded by idiots,somebody shoot me.
sad me:HEY!that my line!
happy me:*exsasted from chasing butterfly(it was a fast butterfly)and returns 2 the conversation*wut were we talking bout?
angry me:sad me was just bout 2 share her seemingly endless supplies of cheese w/ us.
sad me:i was?
happy me:really*says cheerfully*
angry me:she better!*growl*
sad me:wut ever.
*and they all start eating cheese,and they all lived happily ever after,until they all became constipated,then they went 2 happy,not that ne of them bsides happy me was ever happy.*
and so,by popular demand,happy me,angry me,and sad me leave.but they will return 2 annoy u.

~da monkey~
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Thursday, January 12, 2006

   I LIVE!
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS ON!so much has happened i my life,AND I DON'T HAVE ENOGH ROOM 2 TELL U!AND SO FAR,NONE OF IT'S BAD!YAY!because my friends from last year left me all alone,i had 2 find new friends...again=_='.well,some time ago(like 2 months)i met the greatest person in the world!DEBI-SAN!a hopeless anime freak w/o any common sence or sanity in her head,just like me!and from then on,i just kept meeting like that,AND IT'S BLOODY AWESOME!I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING WEIRD LOOKS NEMORE!and so,w/ owr newfound frinedship,we plan 2 flood the skool w/ tennis balls....u didn't hear.and i now spend most of my time reading fanfics on the web,and 4getting bout u.speaking of which,i have someing i want 2 share w/ u.IT'S SINGING TIME!
Koga Got Ran Over By a Hanyou

Koga got ran over by a hanyou
Mackin’ on Kagome Christmas Eve
Inuyasha got a case of road rage
And as for me and Ginta, we believe

Koga met up with his woman
With a smile stretchin’ wide
Took his honey’s hands and gazed into her eyes
And asked, “Dear Kagome, will you be my bride?”

Inuyasha was straight trippin’
Koga called him a half-breed dyke
Went right back to his proposin’
And he got ran over with Kagome’s bike

Koga got ran over by a hanyou
Talkin’ to his sweetheart on his knees
Inuyasha blew up and straight-jacked him
Regarding anger management, he’s in need

Koga came to hours later
He remembered what went down
Beat the livin’ hell outta Inuyasha
Then Koga went to search for weddin’ gowns

I think the gods are out to get him
Inu’s temper’s out the do’ (door)
Rents a snowmobile and goes out on a rampage
Koga’s silhouette ran six feet in the snow

Koga got run over by a hanyou
Runnin’ off to find some bridal wear
Inuyasha’s gettin’ like Charles Manson
And Koga’s days are numbered, we declare

We’re all lookin’ for our leaders
Heard commotion up ahead
And we KNEW we saw it comin’
They’re at war and tryin’ to bust each other’s heads

We all sighed and thought them stupid
Took a rest and popped some corn
Sango said, “Let’s sit and watch the battle
“And we'll see which one’s still breathing in the morn”

Koga got the smackdown from a hanyou
He wouldn’t be defeated by a dog
Eight hours went by, they haven’t quit yet
And me and all the others are sawin’ logs

Christmas Day, the war is done and over
Koga and Inuyasha are both affright
Kagome, she found them too exhausting
And ran off with Miroku last night

LATERZ!

~da monkey~
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Sunday, November 27, 2005

?
how many monkeys can u put on the moon if 1 has a sliver hat?..............................................................................................................................................................................................................poke da wizard!

~da monkey~
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I SO HAPPY!
DA COMPUTER IS FIXEDEDED!(4 the most part neway)we founded da pwoblem!da phone line was down and we didn't no wut was going on and den we called an electric person and gots it fixed su!I CAN GET ON LINE!so how is every1?i hope ur all happy.and now,it's story time.
Random Villager #1
Random Villager #1 started life the happy way,wailing and sceaming just like everyone else.I'd say he did that so society didn't judge him to be different or wierd,but since this is the feudal Japan,there is no such thing as an "in crowd" or the "411" that is secretly controlled by ducks.But,as we all know,wailing and screaming when you're just born is a good way to tell that you can breath.And the main thoughts going through your head are,"GOD DAMN!IT'S COLD OUT HERE!"Well,later(about 13 years later)Random Villager #1 was happy.he lived with his mother,father,8 siblings,2 dogs,and a monkey that was constantly tormenting him for 8 years and running.But not all was well.Demons kept raiding the village and killing the villagers.When an unwelcome demon attacked the village,and did a very most rude thing,tear Random Villager #1's father's arm off.he decided he was going to become a monk.Then he would come back to his village and ask ever so nicely for the demons to stop attacking the village.if they don't,he'll kick some serious demon ass.Luckily,the hero of our story caught a cold.This is good because if he had left earlier than he did,his future would have turned out worse than it did.Yes,happening upon a jewel shard on his journey to a nearby temple.That would be the very same jewel shard Bob had come across,and we all know what happened to Bob.Oh,poor Bob.What a way to go.He didn't even know he was holding the bow upside-down.No one should ever suffer the fate that poor Bob did,which is why Random Villager #1 is lucky.Speaking of which,when he got over his cold and got his things together,he left.Yes,a sad day for Random Villager #1 and his family.A sad day but one full of hope.His family waved good-bye to him as he walked into the sunrise,and they whispered to each other,"how long do you think before he realizes he's going the wrong way?" "Based on his stupidity, 5 days." "you want to bet on that?" And as they waved and whispered,the monkey followed closely behind Random Villager #1,hiding in the shadows of the trees.
End of Chapter 1
(this is wut happens when i'm bored)

~da monkey~
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Saturday, October 29, 2005

I DON'T NO!
okay,i'd just like 2 say that i hate my computer.last time when i was on,right when i was finishing my post,it froze up!then,it went 2 this blue thingy and said something and said told me 2 press anykey,which i did.it did the same thing 15 TIMES!and then it just shut down,completely.and that is y i hate my computer.now,i just hope ya all r have'n a nice day.and i'd like 2 say that in my spanish class,and answer all the ?s the teacher asks me in japanese.i go 2 bed a midnight,and 4 some reason,i'm weaking up at 3 in the F***** MORNING!i usally get 5-7 hours of sleep,which is y i'm crabby at skool.oh,and I HAVE FRIENDS AGAIN!U ALL DON'T THINK I'M DEAD!...or do u?....hmmmm....POP QUIZ!
1.)how is a grave yard not in use?
2.)who wants a cookie?
3.)monkey is 2 spoon as fish is 2 ______.
and always remember,don't worry,b happy.

~da monkey from hell~
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Friday, October 21, 2005

is ne1 there?
well,only 1 person commented on my last post,so i'm geussing u all think i'm dead or something.soooo,if ur not reading this,then i can say wutever i want...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!CHEESE TOAST!HOROHORO FANGIRL IS A RADIOACTIVE SQUIRREL!AMNESIA DUST!I LOVE THE PHRASE,"i believe ppl should fall in love the old fashion way.face 2 face,drunk in a bar."I'M A PSYCHO MONKEY WHO'S GOING 2 TAKE OVER THE WORLD W/ GARDEN GNOMES!(and eat ur spleen)
AMNESIA DUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE SWORDS!GO 2 NUKLEARPOWER.COM!i wounder if metal-inuyasha has finished sticking spoons in his yard?POKE DA MONKEY!i have made a geart drink.first,get a large cup fill it half way with vanilla icecream.then poor in some SOBE LIZARD LAVA drink(it should say strawberry daiquiri flavored beverage below the lizard pic.)and belnd it....somehow.i have been known as the girl who is skinner than a diet coke bootle....that's sad.i wounder if ppl like sad me,happy me,and angry me?oh,something shiny!wut was i talking bout?*brother walks in*hey brobro!do ya want 2 write something on my post?
Stupid:Sure! Cheese toast! That's all!
me:4 those of u who don't no,stupid is the other nickname i gave my brother.i have an obsession w/ antimatter.i am very tired,so i'll go 2 bed now.

~da monkey~
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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

who wants 2 c more of me,mysalf,and i?
happy me:HELLO!
angry:shut up,yeah...we're all still here.(but that won't last 4 long)
sad me:sadly,we r still alive....*sigh*
happy me:ooo,wuts this strange stuff in a bottle?
angry me:that's....rum...
sad me:shoot me!
happy me:OKAY!
angry me:where's my shot gun?
sad me:no,give me some rum.
*1 hour later*
happy me:we all*hick up*live in a*hick up*yellow submarine!
angry me:shut up...*tries 2 hit happy me,miss,and falls over*
sad me:life is totally pointless.i think i'm more depressed than usual.
happy me:sky of blue*hick up*,and sea of green...
angry me:*still on the floor*
sad me:angry me,get up,i need u 2 kill me.
happy me:yel*hick up*low sub*hick up*mar*hick up*ine,yellow submarine...
angry me:*gets up,and opens eyes*OH MY GOD!I'M BLIND!AHHHHHH!HOW AM SUPPOSE 2 KILL ANY1 WHEN I'M BLIND!
sad me:so.
happy me:in the*hick up*town where i was*hick up*born...
angry me:STOP SINGING!
sad me:totally hopeless...*sigh*
happy me:yello-*falls over*HAHA!
angry me:i think i'm getting my vision back.*looks at happy me*is that a panda?
sad me:i think being drunk makes us act different than usual.
happy me:and the*hick up*band begins*hick up*2 play...
angry me:really?if it's that way,then y r we named'happy me,angry me,and sad me'?
sad me:cause of the booldy narrator.
happy me:wait*still on floor*does that mean this narrator controls everything that we do and say?
angry me:i guess so,but that would mean that the narrator is making this happen right now.
sad me:but y would they do that?i mean this sort of thing leads 2 a rebellion of some kind.
happy me:but...the narrator person made u say that 2.
angry me:maybe their planning something.
sad me:that's crazy.y would the narrator WANT us 2 rebel against them?
happy me:i think the narrator wants us 2 think they're crazy.
angry me:but,they're making us doing everything we've ever done,r doing,and ever will do.
sad me:but wut happens when they're gone?
happy me:.....
angry me:.....
sad me:......
(i love doing this sort of thing,but i'm done)
*1 hour later*
every1 at once*w/ sock pupets*:in the town where i was born,lived a man who sailed 2 c.and he told us of his life in the land of submarines.so we sailed unto the sun,till we found a c of green.and we lived beneth the waves,in our yellow submarine.
we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.and our friends r all aboard,many more of them live next door.and the band begins 2 play.we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.and we live a life of eas,every1 of us has all we need.sky of blue,and c of green,in our yellow submarine,haha!we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.we all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.....
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Sunday, September 18, 2005

   info with-me,myself,and i
happy me:OKAY!sarah has been getting a lot of the same ?s.and we're here 2 fix that!
angry me:shut-up.every1 wants 2 no wut hell AMNESIA DUST!is.
sad me:and we're here 2 tell u wut it is...*sigh*
happy me:i already told them that!*says happly*
angry me:SHUT-UP!
sad me:it came from a site called neklear power,home of 8-bit theater...*sigh*
happy me:*starts spinning under fan,trying 2 keep up w/ it*wut were we talking bout?
angry me:U R SO ANNOYING!SHUT-UP!
sad me:8-bit theater is where AMNESIA DUST!originated.
happy me:oh yeaaah!that's wut we were talking bout!*smiles*
angry me:STOP IGNORING ME!
sad me:AMNESIA DUST!is suppose 2 b just wut it sounds like,a dust that if thrown on some1,that person will 4get.but that doesn't happen in the comic that is 8-bit theater.and-angery me,stop trying 2 kill happy me by stabing her in the back please.
happy me:HAHA!U MISSED!
angry me:STOP MOVING DAMNIT!
sad me:we've gotten off track.
happy me:haha!hehe!staby staby!
angry me:SHUT-UP!STOP MOVING!DIE!
sad me:neway,here on the otaku,the AMNESIA DUST!really works.this is just another wierd thing sarah and her bro have picked a bad habet of annoying ppl w/.
happy me:oo!oo!is it my turn yet?
angry me:NO!SHUT-UP!
sad me:shoot me.
happy me:AMNESIA DUST!
angry me:huh?wut was i doing?
sad me:it was only a matter of time b4 she did that.
the end
happy me:AMNESIA DUST!*throws talcum powder at every1*

~da monkey~
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Saturday, September 17, 2005

still here
okay,i have some good news and some bad news AMNESIA DUST!the good news is that i'm still alive AMNESIA DUST!the bad news is that....i 4got.AMNESIA DUST!neway,back 2 the good news.AMNESIA DUST!bcause i haven't been on in so long,i'm just going 2 start jabbering.AMNESIA DUST!....jab...ber...wock?....i'll get 2 that later.AMNESIA DUST!i 4got wut i was talking bout.AMNESIA DUST!(listening 2 yellow submarine)oh yeah,i hate my science teacher,the first homework assignment she gives us is a long term poster project.AMNESIA DUST!also,on 9/10/05 friday,I WORE MY KIMONO 2 SKOOL!AMNESIA DUST!now,i have 2 check w/ some ppl b4 i can confirm this,but i think i made skool history by doing that !AMNESIA DUST!cooool.AMNESIA DUST!and i would like 2 thank my bro 4 always editing (editor's note: she spelled "editing" wrong) my posts bcause i can't spell.AMNESIA DUST!speaking of posts,i'm not sure if i should devote another 1 2 show all u poor ppl the insanity that is my mind. AMNESIA DUST!and bcause i have either run out things 2 say,or i've completely 4gotten wut i WAS going 2 say,here is the jaberwocky from memory.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borougoves
And the mome raths outgabe

Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware the Jub-Jub bird, and shun
The fumious Bandersnatch

He took his vorpal blade in hand
Long time the manxome foe he sought
Till rested he by Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came

One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack
He left it dead, and with its head
He went gallumphing back

And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy
O frabjous day! Calhooh! Calhay!
He chortled in his joy

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borougoves
And the mome raths outgabe

~da monkey~
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