Thursday, September 8, 2005

the thoughts that haunt my waking mind
CHEESE TOAST!*TACO MONKEY*did i have homework that i didn't do again?WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!that's the most ferocious,foul-tempered rodent u've ever laid eyes on!it can leap about-it's got teeth about-LOOK AT THE BONES!!!AMNESIA DUST!NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!U CAN NOT WITHSTAND THE FLUFFY PILLOW!2+2=FISH!^_^lalala,INUYASHA!NARUTO!where's my naruto cd?ooo,shiny!i must take over the world w/ antidepresents,a rubberband-ball,6 monkeys,5,000,000,000,000,000 spoons,and a hat(not a cap or a top hat,a more fancy hat,fit 4 an evil,world-ruleing,queen,cause u can't rule the world w/o the right kind of hat.)ooo,spoooooon.=^_^=hehe.my brother and i proved that every single anime character is the same person,and that they all go 2 the same high skool.i wonder if stupid(bro)is going 2 annoy my 2day?i've got a monkey.y oh y oh y,wut?shiny things r shiny.cows r porfound.AMNESIA DUST(wait didn't i think that already?)y watch inuyasha when u can B INUYASHA!?
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078162...pi tastes good...

~da monkey~
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Monday, September 5, 2005

   AMNESIA DUST!
sarah(shippo will rule):my bro keeps dousing me w/ amnesia dust.
robert(brobro/the great niwa):AMNESIA DUST!*throws a powder on sarah*
sarah:this is talcum powder.
robert:AMNESIA DUST!*throws the powder again*
sarah:who am i?
robert:AMNESIA DUST!who is that?*points at kirara plushie*
sarah:KIRARA!
robert:AMNESIA DUST!now,who is that?
sarah:kirara?
robert:AMNESIA DUST!again,who is that?*still points at kirara plushie*
sarah:INUYASHA!
robert:i think i over did the amnesia dust.oh,well.AMNESIA DUST!
the end
sarah:y does inu have 2 tails?

~da monkey~
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me,myself,and i
happy me:WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
angry me:SHUT UP!!!
sad me:i'm so depressed.
happy me:CHEESE TOAST!
angry me:*gets out shotgun*u have 5 seconds 2 shut up b4 i shoot u.
sad me:shoot me first!
happy me:ooo shiny.*looking at the shotgun*
angry me:IT IS NOT SHINY!
sad me:yes it is,and y haven't u shoot me yet?
happy me:*hugs kirara plushie*FWUFFY!
angry me:SHUT UP!
sad me:*hugs pikachu pulshie*pikachu,ur the only 1 who understands me!
kirara:*eats pikachu*meow
happy me:aaaawwwwwww,isn't that cuuuute!she ate pikachu!
angry me:*shoots table*GOD U PISS ME OFF!
sad me:PIKACHU!Y DID U SHOOT THE TABLE AND NOT ME!?!
happy me:wut did god ever do 2 u?
*sesshy and inu plushies enter room,on thier own.....somehow?*
inu:if i only had a brain,
sesshy:a heart,
kirara:meow.
angry me:*shoots at sesshy and inu plushies,misses,and plushies run off*Y DON'T U SHUT UP U STUPID CRUSED PLUSHIES!
sad me:DON'T IGNORE ME!SHOOT ME!PLEEEASE!I'M BEGGING U!
happy me:*pokes angry me*poke,poke,poke....
angry me:STOP THAT!STOP BEGGING ME 2!STOP LIVING!
sad me:I'M TRYING 2,BUT U WON'T LISTEN 2 ME!
happy me:*starts spinning under the fan 2 she if she can keep up w/ it*WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
angry me:*starts shooting at everything*AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*the screen turns black*
sad me:hello,HELLO!am i the only thing left?aww....

that's enough,4 now,MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

~da monkey~
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Sunday, September 4, 2005

   japanese festival
i'm making strange noises again 2 show how very happy i am.*cough*I WENT A JAPANESE FESTIVAL!IT WAS BLOODY AWESOME!(there wasn't any blood,although,that sounds like a good idea)the festival runs all weekend,and i went yesterday!i was happy.at first i thought i only had bout $30,but when i inculded the change and the $5 that i didn't no i had,i had $46.i'm sry brobro,that i didn't get that ff9 soundtrack thingy.but instead,i got a lil inu plushie key-chain,my mom got me a parisol(the sun was very bright)and,I GOT THE CUTEST,FWUFFYEST(somewut large but all the better)KIRARA PLUSHIE!IT'S ADORABLE!!!!!and,as a very later b-day present from my daddy,I GOT A KIMONO!IIITTT'S PURPLE(my fav color)AND GOLD,and some red,BUT IT'S VERY PRETTY!IIII'MMMM HAPPY!*starts 2 sing a song she doesn't no the words 2*i feel pretty,oh so pretty.WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!and i went around everywhere w/ my good friend cera(aka lilsangofan)i'm going back tomarrow 2 get a pair of sandles 2 go w/ my kimono.CHEESE TOAST!*TACO MONKEY*(does battle cry)total happiness.
^_^ ^-^ :):}:]:P:D.).}.](i don't seem 2 b able 2 put up enough smiley faces 2 show how happy i am.so i'll just sit here,purring and making other strange noises while i'm listening 2 my inu cd,and petting my new kirara,and i think of when i should wear my kimono 2 skool.BYEBYE(she says in her high piched voice that signafies that she's as happy as can b)

~da monkey~

~edited by cheese toast~
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Friday, September 2, 2005

poor ppl
okay,so i've been thinking(still not a good thing)and the horrible thing that's going on in the south came 2 mind.my dad's always wachting and telling us bout it.i'm trying 2 ignor it cause of wut happened on 9/11.when i heard the news bout the twin towers,i kept imagining wut happened in the towers.the more i thought bout it,the more of this sick feeling i got in my stomic.i kept hearing the sceams of the ppl dieing,their last words,their fear and pain.i felt sick all weak,and the scearming wouldn't stop.i've tried 2 ignor things that have 2 do w/ ppl getting hurt.cause,do 2 my lonely childhood,my imagination is....abnormal.i can put myself in the place of a person i've only seen on t.v.i can't feel their feeling,or no their thought,i'm...just there.right now,ther's a little girl,lost in a street,there's no1 else around,she's calling 4 her mother,she won't come.that little girl will b washed away by a flood,and will never b heard from again.those ppl there,they're not fallowing the usa matto,"united we stand."wut they need 2 do is work 2gether 2 get things staitened out,and those s.o.b.'s who r only making things worse in their places.but,wut those ppl don't seem 2 no is that things will only get worse if they don't pull themselves 2gether.
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Thursday, September 1, 2005

Sharpie
i will tell u right here and now y u shouldn't give me a sharpie.2day,i found a sharpie on the table,and i don't no wut i was thinking.i was remembering wut happened yesterday.i got a sharpie and wrote the intructions on how 2 rule the world on the back of my hand.and it still says,"Kill every1,Rule the world,It's that easy".now, it says how 2 rule the WORLD,just not every1 in it.i also wrote my user name-Shippo will rule-on my palm.so,i'm thinking(which is never a good thing),"sharpie?sharpie.shaaaarrrrrpie....hehe".and i wrote inuyasha on my left arm-i'm righthanded.then i wrote kagome,and shippo,and sango,and-well u get the point.after i added miroku,sesshy,jaken,and rin 2 my arm,i went 2 my bro.and it grew from there.so now i have every characater from inuyasha on my arm that showed up more that once.naraku and all the other evil ppl on my right arm.which is y i ask brobroif sota was evil when he put sota on my right arm.he said yes.and now all the evil ppl and ppl from the kagome's time r on my right arm.and,of cource,sesshy is on my LEFT arm,not right,because he's not evil,just missunderstood.i have buyo on my foot!HAHA!
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Sunday, August 28, 2005

   a couple of weeks ago....
a couple of weeks ago,i achieved the impossible.I BURNED WATER!MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!okay i actually boiled a pot,BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!wut happened is that i let ramen boil 2 long.i put the ramen and the water in a pot,put the pot on the stove,turned on the heat,and went down stairs.i was on the computer,on an inuyasha site,and all of a sudden,it smells like somethings burning,and the basement got all foggy.and then it hits me,"omg!I LEFT THE STOVE ON!"i go upstairs,look in the pot,and all of the water's gone.and i am just dying laughing by this point.there is smoke everywhere(the smoke alarm didn't go off),my bro's standing in the other room glaring at me because it woke him up,and i am rolling on the floor laughing.i was thinking,"this is going 2 b 1 of those things that my bro will never let me haer the end of.it will b on my top ten of the stupidest things i have ever done."that was until i woke the whole neighborhood at....i'm not going in2 that.well,n e way,i didn't eat the ramen(4 certain reasons),and now i have 2 eat dinner.:P
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Thursday, August 25, 2005

i'm crying
2day,as i was going home,my mind began 2 wonder as usual.and it wondered in the past,where i was alone.the only things i can remember from whem i was little,is when i was alone.i was always alone.every1 around was atleast 2 years older or younger than me.at school,i was known as the girl who sat in the back of the classroom in the dark corner.every friend i made always ended up moving.i hated everything that had 2 make me leave home.at home,i was w/ the ppl who i new would never leave me.nobody ou side of my family shared my interest,or even accpeted me 4 who i am.then,last year,in the 7th grade,i not only found 1 person,but alot of ppl who were into anime and things like that.4 once,i was really happy.i felt like i belonged.and that i how i found out bout myotaku.but now,this year,i don't have any classes w/ any of my friends.and this just means that it's happening again.all of my friends r leaveing me,again.change happens,i no that,but y does every1 leave me.i have begun 2 beleive that this is my fate,2 b alone.my friends have no idea how important they r 2 me,and how much i hate 2 b seperated from them.my life is on hold w/out them.
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Sunday, August 21, 2005

cheese.......
if u haven't been 2 my bros site recently,then u don't no that he had a heated debate bout cheese at skool.it was bout if cheese tasted good or not,and it ended when every1 agreed that hot sause taste good on ramen.and he won't shut up bout it!2 the idiots who brought it up in his class,I HATE U!he keeps saying cheese,and i like cheese,and all this other crap bout cheese!IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!HE WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!.....but i guess it's partially my fault cause i won't let him on the PS2,but i feel no guilt cause he keeps waking me up.BROBRO,IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'VE SLEPT 4 21 HOURS STRAIGHT!THAT DOES NOT GIVE U THE RIGHT 2 WAKE ME UP!
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Monday, August 15, 2005

   total randomness
some actor:THE CHICKENS R COMING!THE CHICKENS R COMING!2 ARMS!2 ARMS!no wait....it's flying monkeys.that's wut the script says.okay...*cough* THE MONKEYS R COMING!THE CHICKENS R COMING!
some director:CUT!NO NO NO!IT'S THE BRITSH R COMING!THERE R NO CHICKENS OR MONKEYS!
some actor:r u sure?cause it says monkeys right here.
some director:give me that!oh...it does....well....do wut the script says.
(i'm in the back screwing up the scripts-hehe)
*2 hours later*
some director:but,this doesn't make since.we're suppose 2 b making a movie bout paul revere.but the script says that paul revere was kenshin himura!and some1 named goku had something 2 do.and who the hell is inuyasha!and why is he the king of britain!and i don't even want 2 no who or why miroku and yusuke r fighting the laundryroom!and swords is every other word!and it's obvious that whoever wrote this likes cheese.AND THE CELTS DID NOT WIN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR!THE FRENCH DID!
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