Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: Shippo will rule


Wednesday, November 16, 2005


I SO HAPPY!
DA COMPUTER IS FIXEDEDED!(4 the most part neway)we founded da pwoblem!da phone line was down and we didn't no wut was going on and den we called an electric person and gots it fixed su!I CAN GET ON LINE!so how is every1?i hope ur all happy.and now,it's story time.
Random Villager #1
Random Villager #1 started life the happy way,wailing and sceaming just like everyone else.I'd say he did that so society didn't judge him to be different or wierd,but since this is the feudal Japan,there is no such thing as an "in crowd" or the "411" that is secretly controlled by ducks.But,as we all know,wailing and screaming when you're just born is a good way to tell that you can breath.And the main thoughts going through your head are,"GOD DAMN!IT'S COLD OUT HERE!"Well,later(about 13 years later)Random Villager #1 was happy.he lived with his mother,father,8 siblings,2 dogs,and a monkey that was constantly tormenting him for 8 years and running.But not all was well.Demons kept raiding the village and killing the villagers.When an unwelcome demon attacked the village,and did a very most rude thing,tear Random Villager #1's father's arm off.he decided he was going to become a monk.Then he would come back to his village and ask ever so nicely for the demons to stop attacking the village.if they don't,he'll kick some serious demon ass.Luckily,the hero of our story caught a cold.This is good because if he had left earlier than he did,his future would have turned out worse than it did.Yes,happening upon a jewel shard on his journey to a nearby temple.That would be the very same jewel shard Bob had come across,and we all know what happened to Bob.Oh,poor Bob.What a way to go.He didn't even know he was holding the bow upside-down.No one should ever suffer the fate that poor Bob did,which is why Random Villager #1 is lucky.Speaking of which,when he got over his cold and got his things together,he left.Yes,a sad day for Random Villager #1 and his family.A sad day but one full of hope.His family waved good-bye to him as he walked into the sunrise,and they whispered to each other,"how long do you think before he realizes he's going the wrong way?" "Based on his stupidity, 5 days." "you want to bet on that?" And as they waved and whispered,the monkey followed closely behind Random Villager #1,hiding in the shadows of the trees.
End of Chapter 1
(this is wut happens when i'm bored)

~da monkey~

Comments (2)

« Home