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myOtaku.com: Shiro Kageryu
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Sunday, July 17, 2005
Roach Battle!!
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2:38PM
Yes you read that correctly, "Roach Battle". Last night I had an epic battle against a roach and his sidekick.
I went to wash my face before I went to bed last night, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a roach crawling on the floor. I quickly armed myself by grabbing some toilet paper. The roach and I then had a stare down...yes I know what you're thinking..."Why the hell would you have a stare down with a roach?" I don't know the answer to that one, but it felt appropriate at the time.
I then threw the toilet paper at it as a distraction. It then started running around the floor and I chased after it yelling "I'LL KILL YOU FOOL!!" (throughout all this my mother was in the other room wondering what the hell was going on with the yelling and what not). The roach had some crazy evasive manuvers; however, I was at a higher level. So my agility and speed allowed me to crush it with my foot with ease. I then grabbed it's corpse with the toilet paper and flushed it down.
After finally washing my face I noticed that the roach had reinforcements trying to get the better of me. Yet another stare down ensued and I grabbed a small can with potpourri in it and attacked it while still yelling "I'LL KILL YOU FOOL!!" This roach wasn't as agile mind you, but it did have quite some endurance. When I thought it was dead it was still moving attempting to run for it's life to fight another day...but I grabbed it and flushed it down the toilet...
And so concludes my epic battles against the roaches!! Yes I know what you're thinking..."I can't believe I actually read all of this even after noticing the title.." Well, you did...so HA! IN YOUR FACE!!
Well, today is my friend's birthday so I gotta go get a last minute gift.....
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Well, ja ne! |
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