Saturday, July 30, 2005

Today's Lesson: Pansies are cheap assholes!!

6:56PM Ok, to start off: today was the day of the Smash tournament at GameCrazy. Well, I'm gonna skip the details of this morning to straight to the tourny. First off, it wasn't "one on one" instead it was "four player free for all". We had to each draw a number from a hat. Matt and Joey got a 3, Mike a 1, and I got a 5. Here's a quick run-down on the chars we use: Matt-Sheik Mike-Link, used Peach though in the first match Joey-Link myself-Marth I also met this one guy who I thought was pretty cool. He went to A-Kon16, but his friends were annoying as hell! First Round: Mike was first up against a bunch of kids. Since two of them used Link he decided to use his Peach. Well, he won easily. Later it was Matt and Joey's turn. Matt beat all the other three players and won. By the time the fourth match started I got worried becuase I found out that this one guy (who I thought was really good) was in the final match along with myself. The reason why Matt and I thought he was good was becuase he said that he went up against the US Champ and didn't win. So my turn came up. I was up against a Link, and two Foxes. I was the only Marth in the whole thing. Well, it turned out that the guy who I thought was good really sucked. The Link was eliminated and it was just myself and the Foxes (which one of them was that guy). Well, I was doing really good. Better than I thought I would, though my heart was pounding throughout the whole time. One ass was really annoying and all he did was stay out the fray and shoot with his damn laser. Then the two foxes were like "Hey, how 'bout we team up against that Marth?" and the guy who I thought was good said "Sounds like a good idea to me!" SO THEN THEY TEAMED UP AGAINST ME!!! THE DAMN PANSY KEPT "LASER SPAMMING" ME WHILE THE OTHER FOUGHT ME! So constantly I'm taking damage. I then eliminate the crappy guy and I'm left with the pansy. Well, I'm really weak so he easily kills me after he loses one of his lives. THOSE ASSHOLES!!! Second Round: Matt advances, also whooping the ass of the bastard that cheaply eliminated me (he used the same strategy again yelling "Don't attack me!"...ASS >,>..). Oh, and get this, during Matt's match Mike overheard the crappy guy say that he was going to grab his Wavebird and attempt to interfere with Matt's controller (he was using a Wavebird as well). So he leaves and heads for his car getting his Wavebird and puts it in his pocket. THE NERVE OF THAT BASTARD!! THAT'S REALLY LOW!! But Matt won before he came back. Then Mike is up against a Fox and Falco. The Falco was really annoying becuase he just stayed out of the fray and fired his laser, which makes you flinch by the way. So Mike is having trouble with his combos and is eliminated. Final Round: It's Matt versus the guy that went to A-Kon. Sheik Vs. Fox. Mike warns Matt of the crappy guy's plan, so during the match Mike and I are keeping our eyes set on him to make sure he doesn't attempt to cheat Matt out. Well, the guy was pretty good, but not as good as Noel's Fox. Unfortunately, Matt wasn't focused very well and lost. He was kicking ass at first, but then lost it. Mike and I were really pissed during the tourny because we both got eliminated by team attacks. It's really sad when you have to gang up on someone to get a win. Well, as we were about to leave that guy who won ran up to us and asked about where we lived. He said that he wants to play against us again. I'd like to go up against him as well, but Mike and I want nothing to do with his other friends. Matt gave him his address and we're hoping on meeting him again. While walking back home, Mike and I were ranting quite a bit. And we all agreed that it would've been better if it was "one on one". Even though it would've been more time consuming, it would be more fairer competition wise. Well, that's all for my ranting today. Sorry if I may have bored you with it...that is if anyone reads this anyways. Ja ne.

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