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Friday, September 16, 2005

Ninjas!
11:42PM

Not much goin' on, just felt like puttin' some ninja stuff.

"Flip out like a ninja! DO IT! DO IT NOW!"
"YOU WON'T!"
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Ninja joke time!

Two ninjas walk into a bar...

They assainate everyone there.
.
..
...*cricket chirping*
*ahem*
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Ninja pick up lines!
"Will you be the holster to my kunai?"

"If you were a scroll, I'd study all your jutsus!"

Opening the Scroll
*opens ninja scroll*
-,O "Shopping spree no jutsu? DA FUCK?!" O,O
"hmm? Nani? You don't understand me no jutsu? Are are..."-,-

Well, that's the product of my boredom!

TIME FOR!
"Da Fuck?!"
I found 2 very strange threads on Gaiaonline.com tonight.

#1
A guy complains that he hates his foreskin becuase it gets in the way when he pisses and accidently "showers" himself.

My reply:
"Dude...didn't you learn how to take a piss during your years of life? Pull it back dude. Also make sure to aim and shake it when you're done"

#2
Another RE-RE posts a thread stating that according to his mother Darwin was a Satanist and other bullshit.

My reply:"That's a load of bullshit. I hate it when people hide behind religion and blame everything on "Satan". Darwin never even stated that humans evolved from apes. He merely stated that species evolve in order to survive this world. Survival of the fittest. The appendix is proof of that. Currently it's not a vital organ; however ages ago it was because our ancestors would eat uncooked meat. So DUH! we evolved and adapted to cooked meat.

Technically didn't Satan once offer Jesus control of the governments? Le gasp! Who's in charge of the treasurey? THE GOVERNMENT! What does the Dollar Bill say? IN GOD WE TRUST!

'Do you think they're cognizant of how bad they've got it?'
'Let's hope not. Poor Bastards.'"

Well, that's all for tonight! Ja ne!

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