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Monday, October 4, 2004


Revised Lyrics--The Law of Perfect Prey
What "The Law of Perfect Pride" sounds like


Hey, whatcha lookin’ at? Your prawny face
Let’s have Patty Time!
Jumpin’ popularity, squeal like a key
Oh, we’ll be feeling fine
Welcome to mauve, you will be star
Anything that you—what?—we can do
Feel like a kid, walk like a priestess
We will kick you all the way to Neville Land
Life is Willy's shorts, time waits for no mare
Breathe a chain, just take a chance
Baby, walkin’ in the craw[fish] fire
Shake it, shake it like you’re whiny and free
You’ll feel so Aleve*
Make it, take it like you’re buying the place
You’re the only woman
The law of perfect prey

Fall down and laugh, what she just said
When alone we juggle like you’ll never know
Talk like a ewe, feel like a pirate
But never, ever, ever list your physician
Love can major hurt, but love can get you hurt
So wake up soon, and get a pony
The cook in shadows make you wanna hurl
Shake it, shake it like you made your beak
Make you feel so fine
Make it, take it like it’s barely a scrape
You were always light
The law of poppin’ prey

The worm has many fleas, and my cat’s out of sight
(Miss!) You’re the man, just get to the soup
Always travel with a piece of cake!
Shake it, shake it like a nasty boy**
It makes your feet so pink
Make it, take it like you stubbed your toe
You just go away
Shake it, shake it like you’re whiny and free
You’ll feel so array
Make it, take it like you’re pawing a piece
You’re the only woman
The law of perfect prey

*This is a brand of pain medication.
**Yes, this is in the original, too. Go look if you don't believe me.


I don't usually like to make fun of heavy Japanese accents, but when listening to this song (from L/R--Licensed By Royal), I thought I heard the line, "Always travel with a piece of cake!" And so I did the same thing to the whole song. If you listen to it alongside these lyrics, you can see what I'm getting at. I had to improvise a little in places where a real word didn't really fit, and there are some odd places where it's rough, but I'm happy. I actually sat still long enough to do this.

So yes, I am back from Williamsburg. I had some excellent Japanese food while I was there. I also got a Katsucon flyer, so I'm thinkin'...
I missed my computer so much while I was at the hotel. No email, no posting, no AIM, no searches... But I think it was good for me to get away and just scare myself silly instead.
Williamsburg--Official Town of Pancakes

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