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Birthday
• 1990-06-13
Gender
• Female
Location
• MD, USA
Member Since
• 2003-08-03
Occupation
• DES's hikari
Real Name
• Tory (Dori, Tostito)

Personal

Achievements
• A lot, not that they matter. Anime Club President/Fuhrer till the end of this year.
Anime Fan Since
• (age 4) Tonari No Totoro
Favorite Anime
• Gravitation, Weiss Kreuz, Hagaren (FMA), Kino No Tabi, .hack, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Goals
• To go on an insane shopping spree in Tokyo sometime soon. Gosurori...
Hobbies
• Drooling. Over many things.
Talents
• I make a mean ramen, mm!

myOtaku.com: shiroikarasu

Monday, December 15, 2003

Jokes! Wow, here's a change for me
Ok, today I've got a couple of jokes for you. I was going to post them yesterday but I ended up taking a bath and eating nachos and reading tons of manga until the wee hours of the morn instead.

This is from a Wendy's radio commercial. I love the way ads are always funnier around Christmas. Anyway, the guy calling in is up late or something and... I forget. I only remember the punchline. >_<
Man: But we can't take the car, the power's out.
Callee: Lucky for you, car's run on gas.
Man: Oh. Right.

Here's a better, more original one.

It's a computer help service, y'know, that you call if your comp's not working right and you don't know how to fix it. The person calling in says (s)he can't get the computer to turn on. The tech goes through the basic steps and starts by asking, "Well, is it plugged in?" There's a looooong pause. Waiting, waiting... Then the caller comes back and says, "Sorry it took so long, I had to find a flashlight 'cuz the power's out."

As you can see, they are related. I thought they were funny because our power's out so often, and I miss my computer so much I would probably try to turn it on too. I ove this machine, however much I say I hate it. Off to school now, I suppose. Jaa.
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