Sunday, October 16, 2005

Warning: Cursing and Fuming Ahead...
I can't recall the last time I was ever so frustrated. Some God-forsaken program called Winfizer 2005 has latched onto my computer and won't. Fucking. Let. Go. AAAAARRRGH! A weeks or two ago I started getting these notification windows that said "Winfixer rocks! Download it!" (well, more formally than that, but they bore the same basic premise--to sell me stuff). I clicked Cancel. I don't particularly feel like downloading a program from an unknown source that apparently likes to try to stick itself in my Startup Registry. Generally not a good idea, no. But when I clicked Cancel...It didn't cancel. Another notification said, "Okay! We'll force-feed it to you then! Wheeeee!" (Again, not in those exact words.) A, IE window would pop up and tout how wonderful and useful Winfixer is, even though it doesn't appear to be endorsed by Microsoft, and yet another notification window would say, "All righty, your download will start shortly. And your pain. Your neverending, torturous pain. Muahahaha!!" (Need I say it?) And the donload window would appear and ask if I wanted to save or run the program. Wanting to do neither, I clicked Cancel and the ordeal would be over. Or so I thought. Until the next day it happened ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN. EVERY DAY it asks me if I want to install Winfixer--so finally I did, figuring I could always run an Antivirus program and wash it away. So it installed. It ran, and found a bagillion errors in whatever it is Winfixer "fixes". And then it said that was all it was going to do until I registered the program for $40. I am never going to pay $40 for some cheesy Internet-based program that fixes something I didn't think could have problems with it, and that wants to be in my Startup Registry (it can be dangerous to let things spawn in there), and that doesn't know when to quit. The more you want my money, the less likely it will be that I will give it to you. Anyway, the saddest part is yet to come. I've installed the fucking program, right? So no more popups, right? WRONG. It still wants me to install it. Even though I already did. Fucking wankers. (I've been reading a tad too much BMB.)

That, and I read a review of Lunar Legend that said everything was great except for the unmemorable, plain-ol'-bad music. Fucking idiot, the music was my favorite part of the whole game! Maybe it's "unmemorable" because you have no fucking BRAIN! MAYBE THAT'S IT, YA THINK?! AAAARRRGH! I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! KILL THEM! KIIIIIIILLL THEEEEEEMMM!!

Oh, and I'm stuck on Katamari Damacy Make a Star 5... Any tips?
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