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Monday, July 24, 2006

What the World Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love
I have a question for the masses... Why the Pirate Vs. Ninja debate/war/apocalyptic occurrence? I mean, there is really no comparison. It's not even apples and oranges--it's more like apples and hedgehogs. Pirates kill and pillage and rape for fun, and get drunk a lot, and smell terrible, and have really awesome accents. Ninjas kill subtly and for hire, probably have such high resistance to alcohol they can't get drunk, smell like nothing at all, and rarely talk. Pirates wear flashy, baggy clothes and use guns or sabres as their weapons of choice, while ninjas wear snug, camouflaging clothes and use weapons such as small throwing stars or knives, poison, wire, or other inconspicuous items. Pirates sing a lot, if badly. I've never heard a ninja sing in all my years. Pirates travel all over the world in their ships, but ninjas are pretty much exclusive to Japan and surrounding areas.
So why try to decide which is better? I like them both equally, but I just make a better pirate. I'm a bawdy sort of person. I think that pirates and ninjas and their respective vouchers should give it a rest and get back to their jobs and/or hobbies.
Although I probably should add that ninjas never got an immensely popular operetta full of patter songs and puns and paradox--most ingenious paradox, I might add. Pirates did. So there.
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