Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Chapter 1
This is a Gaara Fanfiction by: Shukaku Luver Oh I will put stuff in like a comment and it’ll say SL: and then I’ll say a comment and you better know who Naruto characters are or you’ll have to imagine them ur self cuz I’m not gonna describe them at all, unless they r otaku people.

Chapter 1
The wind howled as the sand shifted in the village. Peace. The village spoke not once this night; it just slept and waited to wake. Finally, as the sun moved towards the top of the Earth the village woke with loud voices and big smiles. The clouds moved the sand to form a storm. Whirls of sand flew up and drove people back to their homes for a while. Some tried to walk them off and went about getting chores done or opening the shops. After a while the storm soothed into a blow. About everyone galloped outside to start they day, even though they were starting late.
Sweet scents drifted from a small window hooked onto a house that is faded to fit all the other houses. A girl stood in the middle of a small room, dough caked on her face. She had blue eyes and light brown hair that stretched to the middle of her back. A grey apron tied around her waist covering a red tanktop with no sleeves and black shorts. She cleaned her face and got on her shoes and…a ninja headband! (SL: I wonder how good she is…oh wait that’s me!!)
The streets where covered with sand but the wind didn’t pick it up; so the sand slept. She walked up to a building exactly the same as the others but much bigger, “Kazekage Mansion” a plate on the door said. She opened the golden door and walked in. An old woman, saggy and grey, was at a desk infront of some stairs (SL: I have no clue if Kazekage really has a secretary but right now he does so.), “May I help you?” She looked up from her reading and their eyes locked, “I would like to see Kazekage for a mission.”
The old woman sighed, “alright. Head on up,” she pressed a button on a speaker thing (SL: Again, have no clue if they have one.) and spoke into it. A response came back, “it’ll be fine Mrs. Kakuna.” Before Mrs. Kakuna could say anything the girl bolted up the stairs and came to a closed door with a blue door knob. She opened the door and Gaara was sitting at a desk in the middle of the room.
“I’d like a mission by myself,” she said standing in the doorway. He handed her a paper and she read it, she smiled and giggled. “Thanks so much! Thanks!!” She slowly left the mansion and thought, He didn’t look at me. Does that mean he doesn’t care for me? What do I do to get him to notice me? This really sucks. Maybe I can talk to Temari and Kankuro, but then they might tell Gaara which will make it so he might notice me but think I’m totally weird or something. Man this sucks so much! The girl bumped into a girl with blonde hair, “hey Kata. Watch where your going then you might not have to wear a hard hat or knee and elbow pads!” (SL: THE STORY IS STARTING FROM KARA’S POINT OF VIEW NOW!!) “Thanks,” she helped me up and I jumped to my feet, “how’s Gaara?”
“You just saw him didn’t you? I mean you have a mission in your hands.”
“Well, yeah but I didn’t really see him.” I think I started to blush. “Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll keep your crush on Gaara a secret!” I totally went all red, I knew it. “I…I…um…I don’t know what your…thank you!!” I felt my chest and face burn. Temari kinda laughed and walked away. I felt stupid, I didn’t think I was the only one that liked him but she now knew! I looked around and took a deep breath praying no one heard are conversation. I kept walking.

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Hi everyone! I'm totally bored oh and I'm working on a story!! I hope it'll be good! I'll be done with chapter 1 soon and when I am I'll post it
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Monday, December 3, 2007

15 ways to annoy Gaara
I made all of these up except 1-4. Just tell me what you think of them!!

15 Ways to Annoy Gaara

1. (the first few I stole from another but they are funny) Keep asking him if he has a tic-tac
2. When he doesn’t give you one cry and scream and throw a tantrum
3. When he does give you one stare at it and casually say, “I don’t think I’ll need a birth control pill but thanks dude!”
4. Give him a bag of candy and make sure there is a ring in it, ask him for the ring, as he is handing you the ring shout, “OMG! OF COURSE I’LL MARRY YOU!!” and try to kiss him
5. Put water in his gourd
6. Buy a pet badger and name it, Gaara
7. On a mission when he is asleep (you can also do this on Temari and Kankuro) steal (and hide!!) his gourd, temari’s fan, kankuro’s puppet and their shoes when they wake up, blame your badger or one of the others
8. When he uses an attack with sand make sure you have water and try to make a sand castle
9. Steal his shower curtains and replace them with see threw pink (or don’t replace them at all for most annoyance)
10. Eat all of his cake (me: u meany!)
11. Talk Shikamaru to use his special jutsu and hook it to Gaara (or w/e) and use the shadow clone jutsu then have his clones (gaara’s clones) surround him (gaara) and chant (in unison) “One of us, one of us, one of us”
12. Give him a drug that makes everything taste and smell like shrimp (me: yummy!!)
13. Hide speakers in his house/room and as he is falling asleep shout, “GAARA OF THE DESERT! THIS IS GOD!! DO ______*insert something you want him to do* OR I WILL SMITE YOU!!”
14. When he is depressed looking say “hey mista grwumpy gills”
15. Tell everyone in the sand village about the joke (except Gaara) and hide a bell in your pocket and ignore it. Each time he asks, “Do you hear that?” just say, “hear what?”

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Age Differance
If someone is like 3 years older then you or 3 years younger then you do you think its weird to be going out and stuff? Especially in a series of course they can have a huge age diff. I'm talking about Temari and *looks around making sure Temari isnt here* Shikamaru. She's 18 and he's 15 so do you think it would be weird if people kept partnering them up or would it be perfectly normal?
Gaara: To me, completely crazy
Kankuro: I agree in that
Me: Shut up! Your only saying that b/c shes ur sister. If she wasn't what would you SHIT! I gotta stop talking about this Temari's coming...

Oh oh oh! I love 25 days of Christmas on abcfamily! Who's with me??
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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Hi
*sighs* I'm so bored. *yawns* I got a new game and when I was going to gamefaq.com I typed in gamefag.com on accident which I almost died about!
Gaara: it really wasnt funny
Me: *sighs* I thought it was. God I hate the akatsuki (no affence to anyone that likes them!!). I just cant believe they (SPOILER BIG SPOILER!) killed Gaara. (ANOTHER SPOILER) But Chiyo was nice to resurect him...well, I have nothing to talk about. Come on Gaara lets go train a bit
Gaara: (SPOILER) I'm Kazekage, I dont have to
Me: But I could use some training. Just come on
Both: Bye
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