Monday, December 3, 2007

15 ways to annoy Gaara
I made all of these up except 1-4. Just tell me what you think of them!!

15 Ways to Annoy Gaara

1. (the first few I stole from another but they are funny) Keep asking him if he has a tic-tac
2. When he doesn’t give you one cry and scream and throw a tantrum
3. When he does give you one stare at it and casually say, “I don’t think I’ll need a birth control pill but thanks dude!”
4. Give him a bag of candy and make sure there is a ring in it, ask him for the ring, as he is handing you the ring shout, “OMG! OF COURSE I’LL MARRY YOU!!” and try to kiss him
5. Put water in his gourd
6. Buy a pet badger and name it, Gaara
7. On a mission when he is asleep (you can also do this on Temari and Kankuro) steal (and hide!!) his gourd, temari’s fan, kankuro’s puppet and their shoes when they wake up, blame your badger or one of the others
8. When he uses an attack with sand make sure you have water and try to make a sand castle
9. Steal his shower curtains and replace them with see threw pink (or don’t replace them at all for most annoyance)
10. Eat all of his cake (me: u meany!)
11. Talk Shikamaru to use his special jutsu and hook it to Gaara (or w/e) and use the shadow clone jutsu then have his clones (gaara’s clones) surround him (gaara) and chant (in unison) “One of us, one of us, one of us”
12. Give him a drug that makes everything taste and smell like shrimp (me: yummy!!)
13. Hide speakers in his house/room and as he is falling asleep shout, “GAARA OF THE DESERT! THIS IS GOD!! DO ______*insert something you want him to do* OR I WILL SMITE YOU!!”
14. When he is depressed looking say “hey mista grwumpy gills”
15. Tell everyone in the sand village about the joke (except Gaara) and hide a bell in your pocket and ignore it. Each time he asks, “Do you hear that?” just say, “hear what?”

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