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• Returning to various online art forums to regenerate from several successful art-rallies and Dark Arts venues in the Midwest
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• Samurai 7
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• to execute the best internet stunt in history, and eventually complete my nursing degree before the kids graduate
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Sunday, October 8, 2006
SPECIAL SAUCE ON M'BEDSHEETS-DAMN!
Well, sorry I haven't gotten around to visiting everybody's sites these last couple days. 'da sikaurai's been touched by the thing that she hates the most in life: DRAMA. GAK!
Well, things are finally resolved between her and the sperm donor. Well, not really. He's upset because he can't execute any of the power trips that he had previously utilized so expertly on sikaurai during their years together. Plus, he's mad that the sikaurai has moved on since their break-up. . . about FIVE times, now, LOL!!!
He drove all the way to Minnesota to butt into m'life. . . and he brought his current girlfriend. But 'da sikaurai is all about independence now, and she held him quite gleefully at bay.
DO YOU KNOW THAT HE BLAMES SASCHA FOR OUR BREAK-UP? DO YOU KNOW WHO SASCHA IS? HE'S AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER--THE PRETTY THING THAT 'DA SIKAURAI HAD CREATED! IS THAT NOT THE SICKEST, FUNNIEST SHIT THAT YOU'VE EVER HEARD?
EXCUSE ME. . . *falls over in delighted hysterics, holding sides*. . .
erm, anyway. . . so 'da sikaurai spent Friday night on the floor, gorging herself on Mcdonald's after popping an ativan. I burped up some Big Macs while trying to flit between three IM conversations at once--quite a trick for someone doped up on anti-anxiety medication. (Did pretty good, too. . .was fairly coherent. Pretty proud of m'self.)
The good news is: because of Sperm Donor, 'da sikaurai and her mother have reconciled, and she'll be getting her beautiful furniture back!!! YAY!!!
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