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Wednesday, November 1, 2006


POOR SASCHA. . . AND 'da sikaurai's WRITING FALTERS. . .
All right, peeps. . . ‘da sikaurai has recently been informed by Cosmic Sailor that yahoo and MSN have combined messenger services. . . SO WHY was I told to get another messenger account????? *delete!*

Too much crap bogging ‘da sikaurai’s system down. . . yahoo users can reach her at bowerydweller@hotmail.com. There. Suck it up.

Just kidding. . .

So, now another pic. . . heh. It was altered slightly in an attempt at censorship . . . if anybody wants the uncensored version, they’ll have to go to ‘da sikaurai’s deviantart account.

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Yeah, ‘da sikaurai is still getting subscription letters for bondage hentai sites, thanks to her loserly, slacker ex-boyfriend. Grrrrrr. This is her way of getting back at normalcy by parodying something that really annoys her. . .

Sorry, Sascha. She did it again. She promises she'll behave from now on. . . no, seriously. . .

FUNNY STORY about that--a true one, too. When 'da sikaurai and her ex-boyfriend were in the process of breaking up, she broke off the argument by sitting down at the computer and loading up her book in a futile attempt to nip the conflict in the bud before it got REALLY ugly. . .

*TRUE STORY*:

Her ex turns to her and says with a tone tainted by ugly bitterness, "Yeah, that's it, then. Go back to your precious Sascha. We know who your one true love REALLY is. . . "

YIKES.

She had TONS O' COMEBACKS for that one, but oh, gods, she was too busy scraping her jaw off the keyboard to actually execute one. . . And she can't post any of 'em HERE.

(SASCHA? Honestly. Besides, she's too busy slobbering on Dante. So there. NYAH.)

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