Monday, November 13, 2006

CHAPTER FIVE IS 'DA EVILNESS!!! . . . A ROUND OF THANKS!!!

Fact of the day: When engaging in illicit activities, loudly exclaiming “SHIT, A COP!” only draws unwanted attention to yourself. . . So I’m not even going to discuss how I know that fact. WUFF WUFF! All righty! My hellish work-week has drawn to a close! I have tonight and tomorrow night off, so I can feel free to engage in my favorite recreational activities: drawing dirty pictures, and editing the CRAP outta meh crap. (Soon. Someday I will finish SOON.) Regarding my DA account—see what a little shameless self-promotion will get you? ‘da sikaurai’s DA site jumped a whopping 20 full-page views since yesterday morning, which is spectacular for meh pathetics self, since ‘da sikaurai usually only averages about 5 per day, not including the deviation views from people already on her watch list. She can only assume that her hits were from her fellow otakuites—THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME!!!! ‘da sikaurai’s art is strictly for fun. She takes her literature, however, very seriously. Which brings her to her one topic of the day: see, last night’s post, when she asked . . . IF ‘DA SIKAURAI WOULD PUT UP EXCERPTS FROM HER BOOK(S), WOULD ANYONE READ?, out of nineteen people and 34 hits for the day, only one person answered. She can only assume that the lack of response was a polite, yet resounding, NO! *crumples into weeping ball on top of mound of typed pages* All right, all right. I get the point. (Actually, Ebony, this doesn’t really apply to you, as I know that you read it up until about *goes back to check* . . . chapter FIVE.) And actually, ‘da sikaurai had three more readers attack her book last night. . . and they stopped at about chapter five. Apparently, CHAPTER FIVE is the enemy. ‘da sikaurai knows who one of her readers was—thanks for stepping up to the plate, Magnus Lensherr! Could the other two please come forward and tell me WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CHAPTER FIVE?!?!?!?! Well, shit, I think I’ll post excerpts, anyway. Actually, yaoikiss101 suggested that I post the chapter in which the Orchid Lord massages a naked Kimi with scented lotion before they escape the asylum—HAHA MADE YOU LOOK!!! Before I hear the scamper of feet off to my DA account, I must also point out that nothing naughty or frivolous happened in that scene! But ‘da sikaurai had you going, didn’t she? (By the way, that’s in Chapter TEN. . .) Don't forget: WINNER ANNOUNCED TOMORROW!!!! Everybody have a fanTABulous DAY!!!!

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