Sunday, April 30, 2006

someewhherreeeeeeee oveeerrr the rainoooooooowww..
way upppppp high...
there's a land that I've heard of once..la la la la laaa..

Happy Saturday guys!!!

I'm alive!!! are you?!

Okay. I have to tell you all right now. I'm making brownies!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only I ate so much batter..I don't really think I want to eat the brownies anymore..>_<

Silence: I'm..MAKING BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!

Silence's Mom: It's 11 PM!

Silence: You don't have to eat them. hmph.

and so it was.

You know I totally forgot everything I was going to say for this week..hmmmmmm...well..I spent the night at tikia's house. with red and company, and we ended up flipping her off this couch while she was sleeping in the morning and she hit this wall and got really mad. e.e

bad bad silence BAD girl!!!! XO

Oh, speaking of, I have two simple requests. If no one minds..they concern the name I have for myself here on myO.

Numero Uno: please, I know my name here is SilencetheDawn, and if you'd like to abbreviate it, please call me silence, not STD. I've gotten that a lot, and really. -_-' COMON PEOPLE! it's not like I did it on purpose! I don't want to be called that! would you? I mean, honestly.

*waves arms* lookit me!! I'm a sexually transmitted disease!!!

umm. no.

Numero Dos: If you happen to be one of those people who know my real name, PLEASE do not call me that here. I like to remain nameless, and I know some of you don't mind, and some of you are just stupid. ^___^ But I won't say who because that would not be very nice would it? If you're going to give yours out, fine. but do not go leaving mine lying around for other people to see. okay?

we all clear?

I'm a nice person, really I am. *sigh* but the thing is half the planet is afflicted with moronitis, and sometimes a girl gets mad.

ahem. anyways! :D BAck to my usual silly slaphappy self!

*puts on butter sandals and skates around the hardwood floors* wooo... butter over here..butter over there..

Look how shiny the floor is mom!!

Okay do you ever get your house cleaned, and then forget about it, and you walk onto a wooden floor with socks on and it's just like..

BAMMMMM!!!!!!!! OUT YOU GO!!!!!!

*judges* 10/10! great form on that tailbone crack!

So obviously I'm not a huge fan of socks..but you all knew that already..

But! I just remembered something! I think I broke my big toe hiking today!!! :D Yay!!!
That used to happen all the time in gymnastics, only I'd have to pop it back into place..yes..

*gets lost in the bliss of her memories*

*muffin drifts by in the air*

I don't want to eat my spinach daddy the blue people have bananas and they're coming for my brains..

NO! NO! NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bloody handprints on doorway*

ladies and gentleman. the blue people now have silence.

*everything gets really loud*

SILENCE!!!!!!!! XO

I'm back! :D

*things get all quiet*

ahhhh..much better.

so obviously I'm telling you next to nothing about my life, or any of my thoughts, other than the clinically insane ones. *shrugs*

But how many of you really care anyways?

I know how it works. Oh, oh! Look at me! I'm just going to go visit everyone on myO and leave them meaningless comments and gb signings that show I care nothing about them and bug them about visiting my site so I can look more popular yay! :D

I see..skies of blue..la la la la..and I say to myself..what a wonderful world..

no it really is pathetic. I refuse to play. why should I waste my time telling you every detail of my life when none of you care and are probably not going to read this anyways? And the ones who do care are IN my life, so obviously I don't have to repeat stuff for them.

If you read this part, and SEE it, and plan on leaving me a comment, please say the word purple sometime in your comment. XD Just a little experiment.

But yes. for old time's sake. it is now time for Silence's traditional I-sold-my-soul-to-biology rant.

waaahhh lookit me I'm so sad..I have so much bio homework and the only way I can get an A in the class is if I sell my soul to the DEVIL!!!!!!!!

AHHH YES THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually he gave me 50 bucks AND some muffins for it.

*proud* I'd say I was a pretty good barterer.

but yes. Silence did her bio. Everyone see what a good girl she is. *smiles sweetly*

You know, I have no idea what I'm even talking about anymore. Isn't that sad?

My cousin from Mars hitchhiked a ride with an elephant from Serbia and now they're both eloping in Canada.

but that doesn't matter.

I really like muffins.

OHHHHMYYYYYHOLYYYYCRUUDDDLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FOUND OUT WHAT CANOLA OIL IS OMG!!!!!!

I'm so stupid. It's another name for butter. I was making the brownies and it was right there on the stick of butter I was using. "Canola Oil"

oh good job Silence. we're all so proud.

Now, on a scale of one to ten..how would you rate my insanity?

I think I deserve at least a 9...I mean..it's only fair after that incident with the chainsaw last year..

Well anyways. I don't think I'm going to keep rambling for no purpose whatsoever much longer, much as I love to do it. XP

My fingers are getting mad at me and we wouldn't want them to take revenge and make me pick my nose in front of someone important now would we? XO

Laws must be obeyed, that they must. *bows* yoda..master of all..

*floats off somewhere over the rainbow*

goodbyeee..*drifting away*...

have a great week I'm going to go hang with elmo in munchkinland!
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