Saturday, May 6, 2006

DONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XO
Who's heard that song eh? It's by Sting, who's cool, it's also a creepy teacher molestation song, but that's besides the point. :D

Hello all, another week!

And I know it's not my Saturday night post, but I have plans for tomorrow so I'm going to whine and complain about my life tonight instead. And be warned, this may not be very amusing and possibly insulting if you look between the lines. ^__- But I don't expect you to do that.

Everyone okay with that? XP

Yes. my week. where to start? Well today was physically abuse Silence day..and that was really fun. yay!

So I went to sit down against this big pillar we have in our commons, only this wooden board with this metal part was also residing there..it was like..board vs. silence's spine. Yes. that hurt. It still does. XD every time I move it's like someone's stabbing me in the back. woo hoo!!

Oh!!! and then!!!! my other friend didn't see me there and she kicked me in the head when she came bounding up.

Yes, obviously I am a much loved and appreciated person.

But no really! My life is raining muffins!

And then it sucks.

There were a million things I was going to say, and all these things that happened I thought about saying..but then I thought..

What if ox sat in the hall and ate my socks?

Yes I don't know either. Really. But no stories. I figured out that's no way to hold a conversation and it's not really funny if you weren't there anyways.

Ah what's the point?!?! XO

I could probably tell you guys the sky was blue and you wouldn't take me seriously. -_-'

But actually you would have good reason not to. It's really been quite gray and leaking rain all week.

What a fun dreary mood! :D

Let's all stop and wonder how it's affected me. But not really, because I bet you wont. ^_-

Okay here's a thought for the entire world.

Consider your life, right? It's there, and there is SO MUCH that goes on just your life!

Now, consider the other 6 billion or so people on the planet. Each and every one of them has their own life too. Imagine 6 million people going to bed at night, fighting with their friends, being depressed, getting married, dying.

Can you imagine how many worlds that creates that none of us are aware of?

Okay i know that had no signifigance at all, but I mean, if you want to look at it smaller, all of your friends and everyone you know has their own life and events that go on too. Do you ever think of all your classmates doing the same thing with you as you get ready for school in the morning? It's true.

Am I being boring?

I'm sorry. Maybe I should do something really stupid like stick straws up my nose and snort jello and things would be right in everyones personal world because Silence was fufilling her personal duty as the lifeless entertainer.

But that's just wrong. ><

Who wants to snort jello anyways?

Pudding is all the rage here.

Ah!! there I go again see! I'm like a turtle, if you rip my shell off I'll curl up and die.

Did anybody follow that?

By the way, those of you who said purple to me last week, thank you. Those of you who didn't, congradulations for being an average person. Really, it's okay.

I was an average person once..hmmmm..but that was a long time ago before furbies roamed the free world and terrorized the innocent.

But honestly you can't blame your problems on furbies people!

It was obviously the monkeys that corrupted society.

And don't you dare tell me it's not. -_-

Yes. My back hurts. My head hurts. I so peeved at the whole universe I want to stick my head in a bucket of rotten tomatoes and inhale.

Goodbye cruel world. XD

How many of you are still reading anyways?

Just because I'm a poor hermit who needs entertainment in her life, I might actually go stick my finger in an electrical socket or something.

Have I mentioned that I'm a little insane? *snorts* a little more than a lot more like it.

Have you ever snorted? I think I have like 3 times in my life and I was laughing so hard it only made it more funny. XD

WOOO THAT ELEPHANT JUST RAN INTO THAT OTHER ELEPHANTS BUTT HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

oh, guess what? We're skipping the whole bio section of the post tonight on account of me eating the book in frustration earlier this week.

It's really funny, people will ask "what's wrong?" And I say nothing, and they'll repsond with "tired?" "homework?" or "ricky?"

(go ahead and laugh chaosalchemy and red because you know it's true.)

But you always nod and say "yeah" rather than address the real problem!!

Which can actually be pinned on a "ricky" more often than not.

But that's not the point! XO

The point is that we're all just wrapped up in ourselves (woot) and we wouldn't notice if an ox did in fact, eat our socks.

And that this post is getting really long.

I NEED SCHOOL AND CRUD TO BE OVER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Did I mention that I get spend over two weeks this summer hanging in the carribean AWAY FROM ALL THIS?!?!?!?! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*silence can't wait to get out of the county* sweeeeettttt...

and now I need to stop typing. my fingers are getting tired and I might actually go to bed. *gasp!*

After finishing my book of course.

Well, sorry you had to listen to all the nonsense (or was it?) if you read it. lol. I'll try to say something that makes sense in the future.

I hope you all have a really great week, and try not to miss me TOO much on saturday, I know it will be very hard for you all not having one of these to read sunday morning. (and I'm the queen of france)

See you everyone!!!! Smile and be merry and don't forget the oxen!
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