Sunday, June 4, 2006

FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dub this post as the freedom post. summer time for silence.

Oh, and would you all like an explanation for the lack of post last week? Well let me tell you.

Lean in close now.

I. Just. Didn't. Write. One.

*gasp* oh dear, silence is a very bad girl. XO

But yes! I'm free! YESSS NOO MOREEE BIOOOOO IT EATSS MY SOULLLLLLLLLL...now I shall have fun in the sun for all of eternity.

(or at least until September) Crap.

Well, that's practically eternity. pffffttt.

So how are you all, out of school? I hope so because I couldn't bear anymore. XD I totally didn't study for any of my finals, it was..amusing. But I did good anyways. *brushes some lint off shoulder* I bet you all didn't know I was an honors student eh?!

You probably think I'm some bum somewhere who doesn't even try in school. *sniffs* Well, it's actually typical of the anime crowd, I don't know why. *shrug*

And, apparently I am a skinny girl with black hair. I guess it works. Only I'm still kinda sulking about the whole unibrow thing. I really wanted one you know.

I always wanted a pony too but I never got that either.

Which is probably why I have an obsession with skinning people alive..

And maybe the root of my butter fantasies..

And possibly the reason I have a strange fascination with toenails.

But only possibly.

Far more likely because my great great great uncle's twice removed cousin's roommate's fat dog sherry got bit by a monkey and died.

In the jungle the mighty jungle the liooonnnn sleeps toonighhtttttt...oohhhh in the jungle the miighty jungleeee the lion sleepsss tonigghhtt..

awimbawah awimbawah awimbawah a weeeeeeee eeee eee eeee eeeee weeeombombowayyyyy...

*cool dance moves*

MUFASAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mufasa mufasa mufasaa!!!!!!

muffin!

I'm quite finished now. *coughs* I just had to get it out of my system. Does anybody here have a mole on the inside of their nose?

Dear god that was random.

but how would you know? How many of you ACTUALLY have looked inside your nose? You know I knew this guy once who's nosehairs were like a foot long I swear.

That was even more random..

He looked like a walrus. I really don't like walruses. I like seals though. And sometimes whales, occasionally snails. Slugs are definatly out, however sloths are appropriate. I don't do so well with pidgeons though.

Okay so it's time for my thing of the week to consider! (there's always something)

So, you all watched movies when you were a little kid, la la la, we all did correct? Well, I know I didn't just watch kids movies. I watched stuff like Grease and Young Frankenstein and lots of other fun stuff.

And I always thought they were funny movies, but man did half of the dialogue not make much sense. I was like 10.. Yeah. but then! you go back and watch those movies again and it's a whoollleeeee different movie. Like wow. Does that ever happen to you guys?

I was like DAD WHY DID YOU LET ME WATCH THIS?!?!

Dad: Well you didn't get any of it anyway so what does it matter?

Silence: DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M SCREWED UP FOR LIFE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY?!?!?!?

But you don't tell your parents things like that oh no. It's like when they ask you how school was. The answer is always "good" or "fine" that's all they get, and that's all their hearts could take if you ever went into any detail.

Most of this can be blamed on Tikia and Red, really, it's not my fault.

I'm just about the most innocent well-meaning girl on the face of the planet. How could I lie to you guys? I would never do annnyyyyyyyyyything to get in any sort of trouble or anything of the sort like that, really.

I promise.

*coughs*

you know I used to think I was an alien.

But that has nothing to do with all the promises I break.

Would you like to hear more about the alien bit?

Okay, well in 3rd grade I somehow got the notion in my head that I was from another planet. And there would be a mother ship that would come one day to take me and my fellow aliens away. I beleive it came every friday.

So anyways, I'm very impressionable and manipulative, and for some mysterious reason, the neighborhood girls my age soon thought they were aliens too.

That lasted about a month. XD

It's a true story I swear. *nod nod*

How many of you have seen monty python and the search for the holy grail?

Remember the part with the coconuts? and they pretended to have horses?

Well that was also me.

I am obviously very emotionally scarred from my childhood.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go eat some wood.

*a few minutes go by*

You know I really don't have much to day tonight. Only that I really really really love my dog and I almost lost him this week and it was really really scary. *nod nod*

Would you guys like to know what seriously bugs me?

Okay, I REALLY hate it when people brag, just..brag, show off, all that stuff it makes me want to shove a chainsaw up their pants. Like, DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE?!?!?! Is it that important to me what wonderful skills you have? grrrrr! XO

But school's out and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

Oh, and I ALSO really hate it when people stare at you, right? Well, normally if someone's looking at you and you notice them looking at you and your eyes will meet and they have to look away to be polite..well..it really creeps me out when the person meets your eye and keeps right on staring.

Has that ever happened to you guys?

I know I've done it to other people before (eheh) But that doesn't mean it should happen to me! XO

AND! I really really REALLLYYYYY hate it when people misspell everything just because they're lazy..english and bio are my things and grrrrr..argg..woof. I catch about every error and sometimes you want to let it go but then it gets worse and it's like, *cough* *eheh* look, periferal and PERPETUAL are two COMPLETLY different words you idiot! there's not even a T in periferal!!!! XO

And because I'm on a role, I also have bones to pick with the opposite gender, because of all of the above stated with vehemence. *growls*

Leave. Me. Alone. Please.

not you all! XO stay stay! I'm really just blabbering half-heartedly about school, but no more so forget that. :D

AND HAVE I SAID FREEDOM YET??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

ahhaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa..*bangs on head with frying pan to the tune of "to grandmother's house we go"*

Indeed. I should go now, and there might be something of slight interest here next week, Silence once again gives you her deepest apologies for being bipolar, touchy, phsycotic, random, wierd, and wanting a pony.

Forgive me, if you read all that..well.

I'm sorry. Omigosh you poor thing was that a waste of ten minutes of your life?

Go play outside!!! It's better that way!

I go now, freedom. peace. hippies. jo mamma and some whipped cream.

Ewww. that one didn't work.

Have a fantastic week everyone make the most of your summer I know I will be!

Till next time I get the urge to ramble about nothing!
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