Monday, June 18, 2007

KARMA IS A BITCH

YOU KNOW! IT IS!! I HAVE TO PISS SO BAD AND WE HAVE NO TOILET PAPER WHAT SO EVER!! AND I MEAN! I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR THREE HOURS!

I know it's disgusting but I HAVE TO RANT ABOUT IT!!

...IT MUST BE FROM BEING A BITCH TO MY COUSIN. OR MAKING FUN OF ANNA NICOLE.

I SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT MY LITTLE FIVE DAY BREAK FROM MY HOUSE BUT I WILL LATER!! ENJOY THIS CONVERSATION THAT I HAD RANDOMLY A FEW DAYS AGO!!

Jill the Ripper (12:10:49 AM): BLAH
Jill the Ripper (12:10:53 AM): TEH DOG WON'T STFU
ximmortalxeddiex (12:10:44 AM): XD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:10:50 AM): barking?
Jill the Ripper (12:11:06 AM): yes
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:03 AM): at a porn star?
Jill the Ripper (12:11:21 AM): at nothing
Jill the Ripper (12:11:21 AM): x__x
Jill the Ripper (12:11:23 AM): MAYBE IT'S
Jill the Ripper (12:11:25 AM): ANNA NICOLE?!
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:21 AM): OMG
Jill the Ripper (12:11:33 AM): /HER GHOST
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:27 AM): YES CUZ DOGS CAN SEE GHOSTS
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:29 AM): HOLY CRAP
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:30 AM): RUN
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:35 AM): SHE'LL HAVE GHOST SEX WITH YOU
Jill the Ripper (12:11:47 AM): SHIT
Jill the Ripper (12:11:51 AM): AND THEN
Jill the Ripper (12:11:53 AM): DRUG ME
Jill the Ripper (12:11:58 AM): AND PISS ME OFF WITH HER VOICE
Jill the Ripper (12:12:00 AM): AND SPEACH
Jill the Ripper (12:12:01 AM): AND
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:52 AM): OMG
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:54 AM): RUN
Jill the Ripper (12:12:07 AM): HER STUPIDITY
ximmortalxeddiex (12:11:58 AM): XD
Jill the Ripper (12:12:11 AM): -runs.-
ximmortalxeddiex (12:12:06 AM): AND PLASTIC BOOBS?
Jill the Ripper (12:12:24 AM): OMFG
Jill the Ripper (12:12:27 AM): SHE'LL SMOTHER ME!
Jill the Ripper (12:12:37 AM): SHE'LL SHOVE MY HEAD INTO HER CLEAVAGE
Jill the Ripper (12:12:38 AM): AND SMOTHER ME'
ximmortalxeddiex (12:12:36 AM): OMG
ximmortalxeddiex (12:12:41 AM): GET A STRAW OR SOMETHING
ximmortalxeddiex (12:12:52 AM): I'M PUTTING THIS IN A BULLETIN
ximmortalxeddiex (12:13:10 AM): DO YOU CARE? OR CAN I?
Jill the Ripper (12:14:25 AM): xDD
Jill the Ripper (12:14:27 AM): I DON'T CARE
Jill the Ripper (12:14:29 AM): OKAY
Jill the Ripper (12:14:30 AM): OKAY
ximmortalxeddiex (12:14:19 AM): AWESOME
Jill the Ripper (12:14:32 AM): I HAVE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:14:24 AM): EH?
Jill the Ripper (12:14:37 AM): A STRAW
Jill the Ripper (12:14:37 AM): D;
Jill the Ripper (12:14:39 AM): NO
Jill the Ripper (12:14:43 AM): I NEED A DAMN SNORKEL
Jill the Ripper (12:14:48 AM): HER VAGINA WILL SWALLOW ME! D;
ximmortalxeddiex (12:14:39 AM): XDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:14:53 AM): EW, EXCUSE MY CRUDE HUMOR
ximmortalxeddiex (12:14:48 AM): THAT MADE ME GIGGLE
Jill the Ripper (12:15:01 AM): XD
Jill the Ripper (12:15:09 AM): I THINK SHE'S GONE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:14:58 AM): SO YOU'LL NEED A SWIMSUIT AS WELL
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:01 AM): THAT'S GOOD
Jill the Ripper (12:15:18 AM): XD I BROUGHT OUT A DICTIONARY
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:07 AM): ARE YOU UNHARMED?
Jill the Ripper (12:15:19 AM): >__>
Jill the Ripper (12:15:20 AM): YES
Jill the Ripper (12:15:22 AM): THANK GOD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:12 AM): LOL WTF XDDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:15:26 AM): THOUGH, I AM A BIT WET
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:17 AM): O.o
Jill the Ripper (12:15:37 AM): >___>
Jill the Ripper (12:15:39 AM): Don't ask
Jill the Ripper (12:15:46 AM): BUT THAT SNORKEL DID COME IN HANDY ;D
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:35 AM): THE DICTIONARY MUST HAVE WARDED HER OFF JUST IN TIME
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:37 AM): LOLOLOL
Jill the Ripper (12:15:50 AM): YES
ximmortalxeddiex (12:15:44 AM): WHERE'D YOU GET A SNORKEL...?
Jill the Ripper (12:16:59 AM): >____>
Jill the Ripper (12:17:01 AM): <____<
Jill the Ripper (12:17:06 AM): I PULLED IT OUT OF HER?!
Jill the Ripper (12:17:08 AM): LIKE MAGIC
Jill the Ripper (12:17:09 AM): LOLZ
Jill the Ripper (12:17:11 AM): LIKE... WTF
Jill the Ripper (12:17:19 AM): D; I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH CRISS ANGEL
Jill the Ripper (12:17:24 AM): /RANDOM
ximmortalxeddiex (12:17:19 AM): DOOD HE'S PRETTY HTOUGH
Jill the Ripper (12:17:34 AM): YEAH
Jill the Ripper (12:17:35 AM): BUT I MEAN
Jill the Ripper (12:17:36 AM): LYK
Jill the Ripper (12:17:39 AM): YOU FUCK HIM AND SHIZZ
ximmortalxeddiex (12:17:30 AM): AND HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF A LOT
Jill the Ripper (12:17:48 AM): AND HE COULD PULL A BUNNY OUT OF YOUR VAJAYJAY
Jill the Ripper (12:17:50 AM): OR
ximmortalxeddiex (12:17:39 AM): XDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:17:52 AM): JUST DISAPPEAR
Jill the Ripper (12:17:56 AM): AND BE ALL "LOLZ, GOTCHA BITCH"
ximmortalxeddiex (12:17:45 AM): BUT YOUR CHILD COULD BE MAGICA
Jill the Ripper (12:17:59 AM): XDD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:17:48 AM): *MAGICAL
Jill the Ripper (12:18:00 AM): TRUE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:17:50 AM): LOLOL
Jill the Ripper (12:18:14 AM): D; THERE'S SO MUCH SHIZZZ HE COULD DO TO YOU
Jill the Ripper (12:18:18 AM): AND HE DATED PARIS HILTON
Jill the Ripper (12:18:18 AM): SI
Jill the Ripper (12:18:20 AM): **SO
Jill the Ripper (12:18:23 AM): HE MUST HAVE A DISEASE
Jill the Ripper (12:18:25 AM): D<
ximmortalxeddiex (12:18:30 AM): HE DID?
ximmortalxeddiex (12:18:33 AM): OMG. NO.
ximmortalxeddiex (12:18:53 AM): THAT RUINED MY DAY. xDDDDD THAT DISSAPOINTS ME. I NO LONGER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
Jill the Ripper (12:19:19 AM): XDDD SAME
Jill the Ripper (12:19:20 AM): BUT
Jill the Ripper (12:19:23 AM): I NEVER DID
Jill the Ripper (12:19:31 AM): I FEARED HIM PULLING SOMETHING OUT OF MY HOOHA
ximmortalxeddiex (12:19:27 AM): LOL THAT WOULD BE SCARY
ximmortalxeddiex (12:19:30 AM): LIKE. A RAT
Jill the Ripper (12:19:51 AM): I'D BE ALL
Jill the Ripper (12:19:57 AM): "WTF, HOW DID THAT GET UP THERE?!"
ximmortalxeddiex (12:19:52 AM): XDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:20:05 AM): BUT WAIT
Jill the Ripper (12:20:10 AM): D;
Jill the Ripper (12:20:12 AM): NO
Jill the Ripper (12:20:15 AM): LOLZ
ximmortalxeddiex (12:20:06 AM): HEHE
Jill the Ripper (12:20:23 AM): IF I COULD FIT UP ANNA NICOLE'S HOOHA
ximmortalxeddiex (12:20:19 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:20:38 AM): ANY THING COULD HAPPEN
ximmortalxeddiex (12:20:31 AM): THAT'S TRUE.
ximmortalxeddiex (12:20:43 AM): MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HE'D DO TO YOU.
Jill the Ripper (12:21:02 AM): OMG
Jill the Ripper (12:21:02 AM): OR
Jill the Ripper (12:21:08 AM): WHILE WE'RE HAVING SECKS
Jill the Ripper (12:21:15 AM): HE'D MAKE ME DISAPPEAR INTO ANNA NICOLE'S HOOHA
Jill the Ripper (12:21:16 AM): EW
Jill the Ripper (12:21:16 AM): EW
Jill the Ripper (12:21:17 AM): EW
ximmortalxeddiex (12:21:08 AM): XDDDDD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:21:13 AM): YOU'D HAVE SEX INSIDE OF HER
Jill the Ripper (12:21:34 AM): THAT WOULD BE FUCKED UP
ximmortalxeddiex (12:21:32 AM): IT WOULD BE
Jill the Ripper (12:21:54 AM): SHE'D BE ALL
ximmortalxeddiex (12:21:44 AM): LITERALY
Jill the Ripper (12:22:11 AM): "OMGEEEEEE"
Jill the Ripper (12:22:16 AM): "THE GHOST IS BAAAAAACK"
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:14 AM): XDDDDDDDDD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:16 AM): LOLOL
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:18 AM): OMG
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:23 AM): WHAT WOULD THE BABY LOOK LIKE
Jill the Ripper (12:22:38 AM): xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:22:45 AM): IT'D BE CASPER
Jill the Ripper (12:22:47 AM): TEH FRIENDLY GHOST
Jill the Ripper (12:22:49 AM): AND BY FRIENDLY
Jill the Ripper (12:22:55 AM): I MEAN HE'S A HOAR LIKE HIS MOM
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:44 AM): I WAS IN MIDSENTENCE AND THEN DIED AT THAT
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:46 AM): OMG
ximmortalxeddiex (12:22:48 AM): XDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:23:16 AM): SRSLY
ximmortalxeddiex (12:23:05 AM): BUT... WOULDN'T IT BE YOUR CHILD TOO?
Jill the Ripper (12:23:20 AM): >__> NAH
Jill the Ripper (12:23:28 AM): MAYBE
Jill the Ripper (12:23:29 AM): ...
Jill the Ripper (12:23:32 AM): I DUNNO
Jill the Ripper (12:23:34 AM): XD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:23:26 AM): WHAT IF........
Jill the Ripper (12:23:41 AM): THAT WOULD MAKE CASPER A FIRE CROTCH?!
Jill the Ripper (12:23:42 AM): D;
Jill the Ripper (12:23:43 AM): AW SNAP
ximmortalxeddiex (12:23:32 AM): AFTER GETTING SOMEONE PREGNANT
ximmortalxeddiex (12:23:41 AM): CRISS ANGEL LOST ALL HIS POWERS
Jill the Ripper (12:23:56 AM): XDDDDD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:23:46 AM): AND YOU TWO WERE /STUCK/
Jill the Ripper (12:24:02 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:24:05 AM): OH SHIT
Jill the Ripper (12:24:11 AM): I WOULD DIG MY WAY OUT
Jill the Ripper (12:24:19 AM): D; THERE IS NO WAY I'M STAYING IN ANNA NICOLE'S HOOHA
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:12 AM): OMG I JUST SAW THE FIRE CROTCH THING XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:24:26 AM): I COULD JUST WALK OUT, WTF
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:20 AM): OMG IT WOULD BE LIKE ON SOUTH PARK
Jill the Ripper (12:24:35 AM): XDDD
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:25 AM): LIKE WITH MR SLAVE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:28 AM): AND THAT HAMSTER
Jill the Ripper (12:24:44 AM): OMG
Jill the Ripper (12:24:46 AM): XDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:24:47 AM): -DED-
Jill the Ripper (12:24:50 AM): THAS SICK
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:41 AM): IT IS
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:44 AM): I APOLIGIZE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:46 AM): XDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:25:00 AM): XDD NO, EES FINE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:24:51 AM): LOLOL
Jill the Ripper (12:25:05 AM): MADE ME GIGGLE INSIDE :'D
Jill the Ripper (12:25:07 AM): ANNA NICOLE
ximmortalxeddiex (12:25:00 AM): LMFAOLMFAO
Jill the Ripper (12:25:15 AM): COULD HOLD A ZOO INSIDE HER HOOHA
ximmortalxeddiex (12:25:13 AM): YEAH IT COULD BE LIKE AN EXIBIT
Jill the Ripper (12:25:28 AM): XDDD YES
ximmortalxeddiex (12:25:25 AM): AND THERE WOULDN'T BE THE PROBLEM OF BALLOONS FLOATING AWAY
ximmortalxeddiex (12:25:28 AM): CUZ THERE'S A CEILING
Jill the Ripper (12:25:42 AM): XDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:25:45 AM): LOLZ
Jill the Ripper (12:25:47 AM): IT'D BE ALL
Jill the Ripper (12:26:22 AM): "AND HERE'S THE GIRAFFE FEASTING ON WHAT APPEARS TO BE..... SOMETHING NOT OF THIS WORLD. NO PLEASE! NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, IT WILL SCARE ANNA NICOLE'S MAN WHORES AWAY"
ximmortalxeddiex (12:26:29 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jill the Ripper (12:26:44 AM): XDDD LOLZ THAT WOULD BE SCARY. D;THE MAN WOULD THINK
ximmortalxeddiex (12:26:35 AM): OMG
ximmortalxeddiex (12:26:38 AM): I WOULD PAY TO GO
Jill the Ripper (12:26:52 AM): "WTF?! SOMETHING IS TAKING A PIC OF PENOR!"
Jill the Ripper (12:26:54 AM): ME TOO!

Shpuh.. Edit:

I'm thinking about making a contest but I dunno what kind I'd make.. Well, of course it'd be drawing but.. hm..

I'm supposed to be making a new layout.

I really don't feel like typing what all happened this week. It would take up so much of my time (and I swear if Laura Bailey is in this anime I'm going to kill myself -watching Norein-).. But maybe I should?

Nah. I'll pass.

LOL! IT'S GAZ'S V/A!

I stole this from Ree 8D


anorexia
[ ] you're very weak.
[x] you hate your body.
[x] you starve yourself.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you want to be thinner
[x] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] people think you are way too skinny.
total: 5

adhd (attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder)
[x] you are hyper most of the time.
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] you seem to never sit still.
[x] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention
total: 3

bipolar disorder
[x] you can act wild at times then the next you are sad
[x] you are very irritable.
[x] you barely get any or no sleep.
[x] you are anti-social.
[x] you have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
total: 6

bulimia nervosa
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you eat fast.
[x] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
total: 3

depression
[ ] you are always sad.
[ ] you always are crying.
[x] you find no hope in your future.
[ ] you no longer find excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] you can be anti-social.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[x] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.
total: 3

OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder)
[x] you have daily rituals.
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it is right.
[x] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get a disease/sick or anything like that.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again.
total: 7

schizophrenia
[ ] you often have hallucinations
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[x] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should. (8D stfu)
[x] you are very shy at times.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
total: 7


I'm crazy, huh?
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