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Sunday, May 28, 2006


Shh... It's A Secret
I shall tell you my greatest, most biggest secret ever. I want to... steal a U.S. Postal Service mailtruck! You see, the mail carriers who come by my apartment every day to deliver the mail have to walk a little over 50 ft to put the mail in the mail box. And even though there are two or three different mail people, they all leave the truck running with the door open. It would be so easy to wait until they put the mail in the little box-things in my hallway and then steal their truck. Why of all things do I want a mail truck? No idea. But I do. I am very goody-two-shoes. My mother has never once grounded me, because I never do anything. I am a straight-laced, straight-A, doormat of a child.

Stealing a mail truck would be so unlike me, which greatly attributes to its appeal. It is both Grand Theft Auto and stealing government property. Very illegal and nefarious, to steal a mail truck.

So do we all agree I need to spend as much money as possible on psychiatrist visits? Good.
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