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Monday, March 7, 2005


   STORY! BUT LONG POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEATURING: INUYASHA311! MARZ! and KURAMA!



HEY EVERYONE! Well Sweet-chan is gonna have a party WOO HOO!! OH IT'S GONNA ROCK OUT HARD!!! hehehe well I'm gonna "ask" Desi to come & if she says no. I'm push her over to the party. With Nicole and my cuz's help of course. ANYWAYS LET THE STORY BEGIN!!!!!!

2 SLUTS VS. 2 PRIESTESSES
(paragraph will sound REALLY weird)
Around midnight...when the street lights shines over the wet concrete. Rain showerings the streets. The clouds hovering over the city. Drops of rain hitting me as I walk through the empty, dark, alone streets. My head hung low & I stared at the ground & fingered the hard metal in my pocket & also the iron poll on my other hand I used for a walking stick but of course I didn't need it. I looked to my side and saw my reflection in stores windows. Past all the drops of cold rain, the wind blowing my hair hard in my veiw, in darkness, I saw myself. But not just me...who I have become...ever since I found HIM with those sluts, I haven't slept well. I turned & slipped into the dark alleyway. The alleyway was hidden in a blanket of black darkness and my shadows and lingering over to it. I stepped closer and saw two figures. (it sucked huh?)
KAGOME:So you finally made it?
I nodded. I realized Kagome & Kikyo have changed as well they have been...ready to get revenge...I leaned against a wall, waiting. Finally after minutes we all heard footsteps.
ME: That's your que.
I handed Kagome & Kikyo the chains & they nodded right before they ran to the two sluts. I saw inuyasha311, kurama, & marz come into the alleyway with all they're weapons. Kurama had his rose whip, marz her baseball bat, & inuyasha311 her rod she stole. I brought the iron poll that was from my parents weight room.
KURAMA:its so sad how my life came to this!I married a crazy girl & live in a dojo full of guys & my wife doesn't listen to me!! & now I have to kidnap people!!
311:shut up!!!!lets just kidnapp them and get it over with me & kurama can drop the piano!!!!I would love to push that sucker on there heads HAHAHAHAHAHA
ME:You will soon Kagome & Kikyo should be just about getting to the sluts so you two should get over to where I set the piano. It's only a block from the bridge.
311 nodded and ran while pulling kurama with her.
ME: So ur gonna help threaten HIM
MARZ:i'd love to help threaten inuyasha with you *evil laugh*
ME:we are going to have to use these chains to hold the two sluts over the bridge
Marz nods & we run over to the bridge. It was close by. We looked over to one of the roofs & saw kurama & 311 up there. kurama looked like he was really sad...well we saw why...311 hit him with THE ROD SHE STOLE!
hears kurama scream in pain...
ME: He whines too much
Marz laughed & we continued running to the bridge. We finally got there & had to climb a few feet up to tie the chains. When we were done
SLUT #1: OH MY F***ING GOODNESS! I BROKE A NAIL!! WWAAHH!!
SLUT #2:OMFG...I BROKE TWO NAILS!!! AHHH!!
KAGOME:SHUT UP!!!! *shots arrow at SLUT#1 & hits arm*
SLUT#1:ummm excuse me but I don't know who you think you are but I am like trying to fix my nail-*gets hit by another arrow & faints cause it hit her heart*
SLUT#2: OMG! That wasn't ni-*falls from five arrows hitting her*
Kikyo walks over by Kagome...only one foot away from the building 311 & kurama are on.
311: Finally!*pushes piano but kuramas not helping & hits him with rod* HELP ME!!!
kurama: oww! Do you know how much-
311: PUSH!!*kurama finally helps 311 push piano & piano falls over building*
KAGOME:is there a shadow over us?
Kikyo:how should I kno-*piano falls on them & marz & I are a few feet away*
ME:...oh yeah *takes out bomb & throws it at piano, piano explodes*
311: YES!! MUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
KURAMA:I feel terrible! Now my life is so sad, I married a crazy woman, my wife doesn't listen to me, & I HELPED KILL SOMEONE!!!
311: SHUT UP!! *hits kurama with rod & a rolled up newspaper while getting off the roof*
SLUT #1: OMG!!! THAT PIANO TOTALLY SQUASHED MY PURSE!! AAH! HEY GET THIS UGLY THING OFF ME!! *311&marz is tieing SLUT #1 with chains & kurama is hesitantly tying SLUT #2 but I grab the chain & ties the slut*
ME:kurama GROW A BACKBONE!
KURAMA: I can't
ME:You just need-
KURAMA:my wife broke it when she hit me with the rod
ME:excuses*returns to getting the slut to the bridge. 311&KURAMA get SLUT#1 hung & MARZ & I get SLUT#2*
ME:HIT THEM UNTIL CANDY FALLS! *grins evilly, hears SLUT#1 scream & whipping sound, everyone looks at KURAMA*
ME: *hears footstep* Huh?? *looks around* OMG BEING WITH SLUTS I AM HEARING VOICES NOW! I HAVE NO CHOICE! *holds iron bar infront of me* I MUST KILL THEM!!
MARZ: HEY WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HIT THEM LIKE PINATAS!!! I DIDNT EVEN GET TO CALL INUYASHA A A*****IC-
VOICE:CALL ME WHAT??



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