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Tuesday, February 7, 2006

   A little humor here!!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.


Do not walk beside me either.


Just pretty much leave me the hell alone





2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt


and a leaky tire.





3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal


your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.





4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.





5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.





6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his


shoes. That way, when you criticize him you're a mile away and


you have his shoes.





7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.





8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it


was probably worth it.





9. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.





10. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.





11. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.





12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put


it back in your pocket.





13. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one


works.





14. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our


ass... then things get worse.





15. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a


laxative on the same night.
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