Friday, August 6, 2004

   This felt nice, Sinny asked me to post this.
I did sumthin good for once, and it felt great! ^__^

Guy: *bumps into me*
Nat: *Oomph* Ouch.
Guy: Oh I’m so sorry about that.
Nat: Oh, no problem. *Goes back to look at stickers*
Guy: So um, hey, what’s up?
Nat: Huh? *Turns around* Oh um hi, nothing. *Goes back to looking at stickers. *
Guy: Hey, you come here often?
Nat: No.
Guy: Oh, hey you coming by tomorrow?
Nat: Depends.
Guy: Hey, um, you alone?
Nat: No.
Guy: Oh, who you with?
Nat: One, it’s “Who are you with,” and secondly, I’m with my friend Carrie.
Guy: Oh that’s cool you two are lesbians?
Nat: Bisexual. Are you done? I’d like to get back to looking at for what I need.
Guy: Almost babe, so um, you’re bisexual, that’s hot. You know that turns me on. *Winks*
Nat: *Sarcastically says* Oh really? Go figure!
Guy: Oh baby you know you’re so hot when you act like this! You must really want me.
Nat: Oh, too bad! I’m taken!
Guy: By who baby?
Nat: Don’t call me that.
Guy: What, baby?
Nat: Yeah, that one, don’t call me that.
Guy: Okay sexy, so who took you huh?
Nat: None of your damn business! Besides, he’s way hotter than you, and he’s more respectful! And he’s sweet and my fucking age!
Guy: *Takes his shirt off* Look at these abs, these mussels, this rock hard body! Tell me you don’t want some of this in you!
Nat: Sicko! I’m 13! I’m underage!
Guy: No one has to know. Are you a Virgin?
Nat: God I’m hating you so badly…. yes.
Guy: How about this guy takes that away from you baby?
Nat: Fuck you, you’re so sick! I’m saving my virginity for someone special!
Guy: Might as well be me!
Nat: No!
Guy: Come on baby, you know you want me.
Nat: NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!!!
Guy: *Attempts to touch me* Come now, doesn’t this feel nice?
Nat: You know what? I’m leaving, and I’m telling your fucking manager! How about that?
Guy: Hey, hey, hey! No need to get testy! So, even though you keep saying no, lemme at least by you a drink, then we’ll talk.
Nat: CARRIE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CARRIE HELP ME PLEASE!!!
Me: What’s wrong!?
Nat: This guy is trying to get me to sleep with him! Help!
Me: What?! *Glares at the guy* I’ll fucking show you you prick!
Nat: Heh, your screwed.
Me: *Beats the guy so badly that he can’t even breath* Even though I hate to say this but Natasha is Jay’s girl! Not yours you sex craving pedophile! *Spits on the guy*
Nat: Where did you learn those… *gasps* you learned those from…
Me: 50…yeah, I read what you saved and decided to put it to the test, he’s good at this shit I’ll tell you that.
Nat: I really just want to go home now…
Me: Let’s go, these two older fuckers are looking at your clit.
Nat: What!?
Me: It’s the truth! Let’s go…
Both: *Leave to go home*

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Tuesday, August 3, 2004

   OMG IS TODAY REALLY AUGUST 3rd!?!?!
Oh no...look, MA JR, lets all settle this dumb problem by shuting the fuck up and appologizing to one another!!!! OKAY!?!?! GOOD!!! *begins to go insane* OH CRAP!!! Today is Sinny and my Anniversery!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I forgot all about it today! I didn't get her anything at all! She got me something and I didn't get her anything and oh fuck I'm screwed!!!! You see, 5 to 6 years ago, I found myself moving from New Mexico to New York, on August 1, I moved near Sinny, August 3rd we became friends...then we visited each other everyday, I was nine, she was eight, then When I was 12 and she was 11, we became gf and gf. On August 3rd!!! Councidence? Hope so, but we promised to celebrate our first day together as gf/gf on August 3rd NO MATTER WHAT!!! And I forgot today was our Anniversery!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *goes insane* Does anybody know aht I could get for Sinny!?!?! ANYTHING WOULD BE GREAT!!!! >< Oh Jesus...I'm so screwed...well...Happy Anniversery Natasha! I love you. ^__^'
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   Why does Sinny even like you guys???
UH! Jesus, I hate SO many ppl here on myO, that it's not funny! Like 50cent, Kamiya, Dark Lord Hiei, Zero, Lord Raizen...GOD! But, I only dislike 50 cuz he's rude...and he's now somehow against Sinny...listen...

Carrie: Hahahaa, home from babysitting!
Natasha: Yeah, Josh tried to look up my skirt again, should I tell his mom?
Carrie: I say yes, heh, little pervert…
Natasha: my feet hurt, ouch, and my arms and my back and my neck and my whole body hurts so badly!
Carrie: Want a massage?
Natasha: Will you try to touch me again?
Carrie: No…. err…okay yes!
Natasha: Okay…be gentle.
Carrie: Got it, do you want to check your myO site?
Natasha: Will you do for me? I’m in pain…
Carrie: Okay…you owe me though.
Natasha: You got it…ouch.
Carrie: What’s your password?
Natasha: Oh no you don’t! You got me in a lot of trouble last time with Dark Lord Hiei.
He hated me until I fixed it!
Carrie: Okay, okay! Don’t bite my head off sweetie! * Checks her site. * Hey 50 updated, you want to check what he said?
Natasha: It’s probably about skating again…sure!
Carrie: *Goes to 50’s site and reads what he wrote* Shit Nat!
Natasha: What’s wrong? Is he hurt? What happened to him?
Carrie: Nothing…not yet…
Natasha: What…are you saying?
Carrie: That I’m going to kill two of your older brothers…
Natasha: I’m not going to let you hurt 50 Carrie; he’s one of my favorite big brothers!
Carrie: So you’re going to take the bullet for him?
Natasha: Bullet? What bullet?
Carrie: *smiles* I’m just kidding, but he doesn’t want to be your big brother anymore Nat, it says so right here…
Natasha: That’s okay; Jason told me that I shouldn’t love 50, was he right?
Carrie: 100% 50 doesn’t love you, so you just don’t have to love 50.
Natasha: What about Kamiya?
Carrie: The fuckers in love with Kamiya, he wants to be her big brother only…
Natasha: That’s okay too…
Carrie: Listen to Jason, don’t love 50, he’s been telling you this shit for the fucking longest, and you go ahead and snuggle up to 50 and show him affection, meanwhile you should be telling him to take his skateboard and shove it up his ass!
Natasha: Carrie! I thought you liked 50!
Carrie: Yeah, I did, I liked him because I thought he was a good role model, I mean look at you, and you love him so fucking much that you want to be JUST like him! And now he’s throwing your love right back at your fucking face!
Natasha: Not…not true!
Carrie: Is so true! You see, that’s why I like Vicious 2 he’s perfect. He’s the best role model for me, and Anime Dragon is the best roles model fro you! He’s sweet and funny and adorable! And he cares for you, I say, keep V2 and Anime Dragon, and defiantly keep Shonenmaster; he’s beyond a perfect big brother. But do me a favor, and stop liking 50!
Natasha: You can’t make me stop loving my big brother!
Carrie: Sure I can, believe you me; I can defiantly make you hate his guts!
Natasha: How?
Carrie: By getting Lord Kain back on myO!
Natasha: But Kamiya will kill him, now that he’s with Rachel!
Carrie: Oh yeah, your so-called big sissy scares the fuck out of me. Tell her that for me would you?
Natasha: Fine…who’s the other big brother that you want t hurt? Even though I’m not letting you do it.
Carrie: MA JR.
Natasha: The one I accidentally fired because we had a coffee drinking contest?
Carrie: The one and only…
Natasha: Why him???
Carrie: Because he said fuck you towards you.
Natasha: Oh…why don’t you like them anymore? You loved them before, but now you hate them…why?
Carrie: Because my little teddy bear, I just do. Now, lets go chat with V2, he’s been waiting for us to get home from work, and then I’m going to say hi to Anime Dragon. ^_^ He’s a great big brother. ^__^ Do you still want that massage?
Natasha: I’ve been waiting you know, but like I said before, be gentle…and tell 50, I love him…
Carrie: JESUS CHRIST!!! Uh, fine…I promise…damn…

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Monday, August 2, 2004

   WHOA SINDALLA HOLD IT!!!
Okay, be on your fucking best behavior!!! If your one of Sindalla's big brothers or sisters you better fucking be nice or she'll...like "fire" you from your sibling job!!! She's fired MA JR, and she says that she's going for the next person who screws up!!! So, to you Sinny, LAY OFF THE COFFEE SWEETIE!!! You've had WAY to much Coffee today! Who the fuck gives you this stuff anyways??? I bet your cousin does!!! Lord Kain...I know you. BUT, just be on your like best behavior for the rest of this week, because Sinny's gone a little hay-wire! BYE^ ^
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Sunday, August 1, 2004

   We are
A new clan that Sindalla wants to hold up, it's very cute. All you have to do is ask if you can join the Nekos clan, and then she'll give you the site on where to get a Neko advatar! You get to be a part of our Neko family. I've got NO fucking idea what Neko means, but Sindalla REALLY wants this shit to work, so I'll be helping her out a bit. Go and ask, she'll be real happy if you do! Bye
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Thursday, July 29, 2004

   Oh well...you win this time...
Sindalla told me not to fight Dark Lord Hiei, and because I'm such a sucker for that adorable little virgin, I listened to her. Somehow, as hot as she is...she's still a virgin. Oh well, Vicious2 is making a new story, make sure you go and fucking read it! Oh, and today I'm supposed to go and see Sindalla and apologize to her for fucking around with her site's, but I won't. Because she needs to let the fucking WORLD know that she's so pretty. I had to beat the fuck out of some dumbass Paca-whatever because that dumb pedophile was messing around with my baby!!! HA! Now I'm juts gonna leave Chez and Jose to Shonenmaster, (thats what Sinny told me.) I don't get how she likes some ppl here, I mean my God, Dark Lord Hiei is being such a bitch to her and she's trying to be his friend?!?!?! JESUS! Well, I'm off to go and see if Sinny will accept my apology. BYE
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

   OH JESUS!!!
This is fucking great! I was just having a little fucking fun with my baby girl Sindalla, and this little fucker comes along and messes EVERYTHING up! I found out Sinny's password and pretended to brag about how sexy she was,(even though she is super sexy) and this little shit goes ahead and fucks that up, so I ask who he was and why the fuck he even cares, and he curses at me, (OR HER) so I ask him a bunch of questions, and he curses at me, (HER) AGAIN!!! So, you know what!? Dark Lord Hiei, let's settle this shit once and for all! DON'T FUCK WITH THE FUCKING INNOCENT!!!
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