Friday, August 6, 2004

   This felt nice, Sinny asked me to post this.
I did sumthin good for once, and it felt great! ^__^

Guy: *bumps into me*
Nat: *Oomph* Ouch.
Guy: Oh I’m so sorry about that.
Nat: Oh, no problem. *Goes back to look at stickers*
Guy: So um, hey, what’s up?
Nat: Huh? *Turns around* Oh um hi, nothing. *Goes back to looking at stickers. *
Guy: Hey, you come here often?
Nat: No.
Guy: Oh, hey you coming by tomorrow?
Nat: Depends.
Guy: Hey, um, you alone?
Nat: No.
Guy: Oh, who you with?
Nat: One, it’s “Who are you with,” and secondly, I’m with my friend Carrie.
Guy: Oh that’s cool you two are lesbians?
Nat: Bisexual. Are you done? I’d like to get back to looking at for what I need.
Guy: Almost babe, so um, you’re bisexual, that’s hot. You know that turns me on. *Winks*
Nat: *Sarcastically says* Oh really? Go figure!
Guy: Oh baby you know you’re so hot when you act like this! You must really want me.
Nat: Oh, too bad! I’m taken!
Guy: By who baby?
Nat: Don’t call me that.
Guy: What, baby?
Nat: Yeah, that one, don’t call me that.
Guy: Okay sexy, so who took you huh?
Nat: None of your damn business! Besides, he’s way hotter than you, and he’s more respectful! And he’s sweet and my fucking age!
Guy: *Takes his shirt off* Look at these abs, these mussels, this rock hard body! Tell me you don’t want some of this in you!
Nat: Sicko! I’m 13! I’m underage!
Guy: No one has to know. Are you a Virgin?
Nat: God I’m hating you so badly…. yes.
Guy: How about this guy takes that away from you baby?
Nat: Fuck you, you’re so sick! I’m saving my virginity for someone special!
Guy: Might as well be me!
Nat: No!
Guy: Come on baby, you know you want me.
Nat: NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!!!
Guy: *Attempts to touch me* Come now, doesn’t this feel nice?
Nat: You know what? I’m leaving, and I’m telling your fucking manager! How about that?
Guy: Hey, hey, hey! No need to get testy! So, even though you keep saying no, lemme at least by you a drink, then we’ll talk.
Nat: CARRIE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CARRIE HELP ME PLEASE!!!
Me: What’s wrong!?
Nat: This guy is trying to get me to sleep with him! Help!
Me: What?! *Glares at the guy* I’ll fucking show you you prick!
Nat: Heh, your screwed.
Me: *Beats the guy so badly that he can’t even breath* Even though I hate to say this but Natasha is Jay’s girl! Not yours you sex craving pedophile! *Spits on the guy*
Nat: Where did you learn those… *gasps* you learned those from…
Me: 50…yeah, I read what you saved and decided to put it to the test, he’s good at this shit I’ll tell you that.
Nat: I really just want to go home now…
Me: Let’s go, these two older fuckers are looking at your clit.
Nat: What!?
Me: It’s the truth! Let’s go…
Both: *Leave to go home*

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