Saturday, May 7, 2005

   Lets get drunk you can drive us to the harbour- Something Corporate
To start off.. if you’re a vegetarian.. may as well skip this post cause I’m sure I will offend you… ok…. Anybody who had ever talked to me about cooking.. or has know me long enough.. they will know I don’t cook.. seriously.. I think the stove is out to get me…. Not the oven… the stove… ok so last night was fend for your self night meaning the people who cook for me were gone…. Yes I know.. 18 and cant even make her own supper.. well stuff it.. seriously.. like a turkey.. go get stuffed… anyway.. I decide I think I can trust myself to make rice.. how hard can it be? Boil the water… pour rice in…. let sit for a while and voila…. Rice…. Oh how foolish I am…. First to hunt the rice.. yes I said hunt… it was missing… I looked high.. I looked low…. Even looked in the kitchen cupboards.. it was gone.. not even one grain left… now you might ask why didn’t I just give up and go make myself some ramen.. well my heart was set on rice so I was going to find it… I looked everywhere.. guess where I found it…. Last place I looked.. go figure eh? Spare bedroom.. right in the middle of the bloody floor was this big bag of glorious rice…. In for the kill….. had to approach from down wind.. pounced on it and I was off.. had my cup of rice that I spent 15 damn minutes looking for.. now the easy part… cooking… oh how foolish I am….. water to rice ratio= a whole bunch to a cup.. then as I’m idly waiting for the water to boil I think…. Did I need to add salt? Not quite sure and pretty lazy I didn’t…. so the water boils.. I add the rice, turn down the heat.. my next big realization….. “uhhhhhhh.. rice expands to like four times the original size don’t it”.. I was hungry.. but not that hungry. You know what I wanted for supper? A burger.. which is odd cause I don’t really like burgers.. some places you cant even be sure its beef….. now steak.. love steak…. Rare and bloody if you don’t mind…. In fact.. maybe just send out the cow ( if you’re a vegetarian and still reading.. you were warned) any way.. I finally decide the rice had sat in the pot long enough that it should be cooked.. took it out.. just fit it into the bowl.. tried some.. decided it wasn’t so bad considering I didn’t add salt.. tried to eat most of it.. glaring at the stove the whole time cause I figured it was just waiting to make its move.. had to give some of the rice to starving orphans seeing how I made like four cups of it.. or maybe it was only two….. meh.. some even number.. but I had my fill of ill prepared rice.. I still want a burger.. and some ice cream.. and cheese cake.. me and Con are going to go get cheese cake ^.^… the moral of the story.. I know how to boil water with out burning it so I must be doing something right….

Anyways.. I must be feeling a little better cause I’m being a smart a** bout the rice thing.. I really hate to bring everybody down…. But I like to vent.. and its nice to hear support… I have to tip my hat to a few people who really stuck out to me.. just cause some always do… Enin.. I think it’s the tea thing.. but you really do remind me of someone… and puzzled is good… most people leave puzzled….. Connery… we need to go out for ice cream.. or cheese cake.. sounds good to me ^.^…. Nausicaa… now that I think about it… I should have posted one of those never ending pop up things… so many people actually listened… it would have been funny.. but I’m not that evil as has been pointed out to me… thanks…. Blue Eyes…. *cowers in the corner* you scare me… *hugs* don’t worry .. we’ll talk.. Everybody else.. thank you so much *bows head* Its just something I need to get figured out,, like a chem reaction.. bonds need to be broken… talk to ya’ll later…. I’m thinking I should go club myself a cow so I can get some protein….
Sita

Note: ask me anything…. I don’t care.. private questions get private answers but I’m happy to answer any questions at all…. Your little prize for reading the whole post
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Friday, May 6, 2005

I'm Willing To Break Myself To Shake This Hell- Something Corporate
*slowly bashes head against wall* [ good to see shes in that mood again… Ok first off… CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY … click the clicky… you know you wanna.. so do it.. I dare you….. that’s right... click the clicky…. Ok then.. now that you clicked the clicky.. because I know you did…. Sita is…. Uhhhh…* looks at Sita bashing her head against the wall*… away… business or something or other... so she left me in charge…. *evil grin* again.. no list this time…. *bigger evil grin* but I have been threatened *sad look* so……. Today’s topic of discussion…. The hottest mode of transportation around….. shwaaaaaa…. Better than any car.. any truck…any thing you can think of….. this is hotter….. and you know it……. I present... the hottest.. most spandificulist….. sickest.. sweetest ride around…… the CROTCH ROCKET!!! aka sports bike *makes a face* crotch rocket sounds better…. Ok so why is it hot you might ask….. one simple concept… eye candy….. yeah!!! I know absolutely NOTHING! About bikes.. but they look HOT!! Admit it….. they are so hot…… hotter than ice.. so sick its not even funny… it is impossible to even attempt to explain how hot they are.. you must all look at the picture …… I force you….. LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!!

hot eh? Even hotter when its running... and got a guy on it……. That’s what I think… come on… its hot…… anyway…. I got nothing else.. all ranted out.. make sure to press clicky… you know you wanna….. I think I might force Sita to say something… she worries me when she does that…. *walks over and grabs Sita’s shoulders and turns her away from the wall* I think you need to tell the people something….] *stares at the floor* I feel nothing….. want pain…… [ no pain for you.. be happy *pulls Sita around dancing….* ] *flops around* I hate you *deep breath and looks up* Stuffs up again so just a warning I’m going to be all over the place again… I’ll try to get to the sites but if I don’t leave any comments don’t be surprised... kinda don’t feel commenty right now.. just when I get a few friends due to my comments…. Grrrrr…. *turns back to the wall, closes eyes, and falls forward head first* [ I think you need some help…] I think help is gone right now.. otherwise I would talk to them….. no offence to the people who want to help right now… just I got some people I do talk to about this stuff and right now….. they are all indisposed.. not of their own choice.. but whatever…. I have figured it out…. I don’t get depressed anymore…. I just feel nothing….. which I think is worse…. Don’t make a difference.. we all know ill be back to more or less myself tomorrow… god damn female hormones.. and thinking.. thinking is bad for Sita…… she cuts herself off *turns around at sits against the wall* see ya all later.. have a good day *lay her head down on her knees and closes her eyes*
Sita
NOTE: I got music... but its quiet…
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Thursday, May 5, 2005

   IM A PIMP.. PIMP... THATS WHAT I THINK- KYPRIOS..... uhh.. no your not
Righty O….. first off.. NOBODY GET CONFUSED!!!!!! Now that that is taken care of… im posting the first chapter of the next story I might do.. I say might cause I want feed back…. I have yet to write anymore than this and I don’t want to write more if people aint gonna read it [ back to English class!!!! Look at your grammar] *looks at grammar* I don’t see no stuff that’s bad about it.. ok I got to stop doing that right now cause I have difficulty thinking that way…and it gives me a headache. Ok so let me know what you think…. This is written for a friend cause she wanted me to write a story that involved her…

***Characters***

CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: This is the character inspired by my friend… nothing like her in some aspects and completely the same in others… She wants to take over the world… for very odd reasons…..

SQUISHY: (Alandra this was written like a month ago so don’t get mad at me… you so totally stole that name from me ^.^) ok.. Keiro (?) in Cardcapters.. that’s like this guy.. kinda… he is a orange stuffed duck billed platypus bout 6 inches tall…. He’s a.. well I’m not really sure what he is to Captain Fusiamarine … but he “helps” her in her quest….

Right then.. that’s all of the characters for now….. might have to add a few later on but meh…… on with the first little taste of the story…. NOTE: DO NOT LICK THE BLOODY COMPUTER SCREEN….. I MEAN TASTE IN A FIGURATIVE WAY….

CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Deep under the (name censored for lack of a good location) Tower dwells a villain so villainous that her villainous ways make people quake.. because she’s is villainous..
SQUISHY: * scratched head and looks confused* uhhhhhhhhh….. It seriously looks like your grandparents basement….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Shhhhhhhhhhh *waves her hands around* the people dont know that!!! It’s the (name censored for lack of a good location) Tower basement lair.. and it does not have wood paneling
SQUISHY: *Looks around the basement* uhhhhh.. I think hunter man’s den motif implies wood paneling….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Shut Up! Ok so my villainous mind has concocted a plan so devoious… *shifty look*… so masterful *looks evil and proud at the same time*… so unflawed that there is no possible way that it can go wrong.. *grabs a white board and starts to scribble furiously while Squishy gives her an odd look*.. Now this is how its going to work… *steps back and holds up the white board*….
SQUISHY: that looks oddly familiar….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: *threateningly* are you giving me guff?
SQUISHY: maybe
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Good to know….. now this is how its going to work *reading off the white board* Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner……..
SQUISHY: WAIT, Wait, wait…. I know your not singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song….
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Its in code *gives Squishy a dumb look* duh…..people are reading this…. *rolls her eyes*…. some people
SQUISHY: Ok then…. What does the code say?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Your on a need to know basis... but the long and short of it is… Its all up here *grins and taps her head*
SQUISHY: Your kidding, right?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: *taps head again and raises her eyebrows*
SQUISHY: *Closes his eyes and smacks his forehead* we’re doomed
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: *grins* that’s the spirit…
SQUISHY: so do you actually have a plan? Or are you just babbling to hear your own voice?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Little of both
SQUISHY: *rolls his eyes* Figured as much…
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: I DO HAVE A PLAN!! *shifty look* so here’s what we’re gonna do….
SQUISHY: WAIT!! Let me get comfortable first *pulls out a minidisk player and a magazine.. he sits back and puts the ear phones in and opens the magazine* Ok… I’m ready… *turns on the music*
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: Ok so here’s what I’m gonna do.. we are going to almost illegally take over the world!!!!
SQUISHY: *reading the magazine* ….sounds good…..
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: What we do is we almost take over it… with giant mutant intelligent bananas… and fruit fly spies…. Which I like to call…. SPLIES!!! *Doctor Evil type pose*
SQUISHY: *flips the page* of course those pants don’t make you look fat…..
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE: And when they catch us.. because they always catch the devious (nearly) criminal mastermind... because it will be a legal takeover.. they will be forced to negotiate with us….
SQUISHY: MY BATTERIES JUST DIED!!! I just bought them too…. Grrrr…. *starts to put new batteries in the minidisk player*
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE:: and our demands!!! *raises hand in triumphant villain pose*
SQUISHY: these batteries are dead to!! What the…. Grrrr.. did you put these back in the pack when they died?
CAPTAIN FUSIAMARINE:: A tropical Hawaiian island.. all to me.. so I may spend the whole day wearing my grass hula skirt. Hulaing on the beach with my mutant bananas.. and THE SPLIES SHALL RUN FREE!!!!



Thinking of polls…. Who the heck said I was pathetic.. I know one person… *evil glare at Howee*… but that one was a joke.. .*sniff* so mean to me… all I do is give… and this is what you do to me….. [ I think its justifiable] what did I tell you last night….. [ I’m sorry… *hobbles away with one foot dragging slightly*] wells.. this is getting long.. I’m gonna go to my corner now.. it needs paint.. but what ya gonna do?
Sita
NOTE: I WILL MAKE IT TO ALL SITES TOMORROW IF IT KILLS ME… THAT’S EVERYBODIES HINT TO UPDATE AT THE SAME TIME….. I’m thinking of reducing my visitation list to people who just visit me… but that’s mean.. so I’m not going to.. just a thought
SECONDARY NOTE: ok we all know my brain chemistry is off anyway.. thats why Sita gets no drugs... there is no possible way it could have a good affect.... I'M KIDDING!!! no more talk about drugs.. drugs are bad.. end of story
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005

Are Your Ready or Not, Baby... Lets go!!! - The Exies
GAAAAA!! Somebody thought I was on cocaine!!! Ehem…. While that might be one way to explain my behaviour…. My drug of choice is conversation with a good friend… or chocolate…. Don’t like that drug stuff *edges away from everybody*….. don’t like being a bad friend either… *hangs head* you people say you dont mind.. but admit it.. you miss my confusing yet humorous or concerned or understanding or witty or just plain great comments [ when did you start to become all those things?] ummmmmm…. O.O Shhhhhhhhhh….. [ right then.. good to see your back to normal and off the wall hyper/crazy/incoherent self…] nope.. not really… had a scary night.. almost thought I had lost a good friend… that was bad *looks at the ground* I was really worried…. But its ok… I think…. *grins* ok so I have a question for everybody… this question has plagued men since the first showing of The Wizard of Oz….. the Wicked Witch of the West… what’s the deal with her? Ok.. so I’m sitting in the steam room at the pool with my friend….. Can the WWW go in a steam room? Or a snow storm….. can she go out in a snow storm?... or touch snow to begin with… [ I think you have to much time on your hands] IF I HAD TO MUCH TIME I WOULD GET TO ALL THE SITES!!!! *tried to calm down*…… smarta** [ well it sounds like all your busy time involves important things… like conversations about a movie….] Oy… I’m allowed to leave the asylum one day a week…. I like to use it to my advantage.. anyway.. back to the WWW… can she drink? And what about all the water in the air? I think somebody wasn’t thinking… [that would be you…] your just bitter… [ bitter about what?] *ignores Hyper* personally I think seeing how she’s a Witch… maybe she just magics the liquid into her stomach… but then she would melt from the inside out… like an M&M… you know melts in your mouth not in your hand….. [ you need a time out….] shut up… anyway… what was I talking about….. meh *shrugs* didn’t get story written today because I’m a brat…. *starts to sing* and I know everything and I talk back.. and I’m not listening to a word you say (come on Howee... back me up here…. Not calling me a brat either…. the song… -__-)…. I was up late chatting as usual… and didn’t even wake up till noon… straightened things out with my friend… had a shower.. then went to work out with my other friend… first actual planed and self induced physical activity since grade ten... for real… I’m not kidding…. Then we went to the pool cause we were at this big physical fitness center thingy... that’s where the WWW came up…. Then I got home at like 6.. and been doing lots of nothing since then… that’s a lie…. I’ve been working on banners and such... I have at least one I have to have done tonight… and had to comfort my friend.. cause she found out her grandma is in the hospital with heart problems…. *looks scared* I hope she’s ok… not really a productive day.. but I did stuff…. Except get to sites…. *looks downs* [*sneaks up with rolled up newspaper and smacks Sita in the head*] OWWWWW!!! [ well nobody else is going to do it till I do… just getting things started] *sniff* but you hit hard……. [ well what ya gonna do?] *pulls out blowtorch* what do you think I’m going to do about it? [ uhhh…. *looks around* I think I have things to do somewhere else…. *runs away*] well…. I think I have an issue to resolve with a person….. so I shall be gone now…. And I’m still very sorry…. *runs off behind Hyper*
Sita
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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

   Cocaine Cowgirl.. nobody knows
Ok… small things amuse small minds…. Granted the smaller minds sit and watch… but the stupidest thing made me feel better yesterday (aka Sunday cause I’m writing this Monday… blagh blagh blagh)… I was talking to my friend Afro Jones… and he was trying to make me feel better.. or figure out what was making me feel so bad to begin with… not like we don’t already know part of the answer to that…. But I was looking around for pictures… and I found something I’ve been looking for, for a long time…. Ok I’ve tried to make my own card scan… I think my scanner needs to be calibrated or something… cause my scan sucked… but I finally found one…. A high quality card scan… of wait for it… witty phantom….

My favourite…. *squeals like school girl*…. Ehem…none of that now….. I’m not rabid… anyway…. Almost automatically I felt better… just a little…. But by the end of the night I was feeling really good… It really isn’t stupid that the card scan made me feel better…. Its stupid that I had a friend trying to make me feel better and it didn’t work…. And I love talking to the Fro… one of my best friends… yeah….. but I feel so…. Grr at myself for that… but he was the cause of the extreme happiness at the end of the night…. So its not like he did nothing… good way to start the week…. *grins like a madman*…. I found my blow torch…. *holds up blowtorch* thought I had lost it… which would have been bad… cause Howee gave it to me as a present…. Well present is the wrong word…. It came in a box that I opened….. meh.. present is good enough… and blue eyes gave me a post…. So I can hit people with that…. I’m just building up a stock of weapons…. No sharp things though…. I seriously have an issue with knives and such…. More for my own safety than anybody else’s… my friend Rockybaby had a fake sword…. Still made of metal and such… but she wouldn’t let me take it out of the scabbard for fear I do some major damage to myself or somebody else…. Cause the sword really does not need to be that sharp to break an arm when swung the right way…. *evil gleam*…. I learnt that from Troy….. [ you know the extreme mood swings are just a bit scary….] what mood swings? [ ok granted you’re a girl… and have some reason to be all….. woooooooo *throws hands around*…. But you need to quit it….] quit what? [ yesterday you were ready to stare at the floor for minutes at a time…. Now your all buzzy happy again…. I think you need some serious mood stabilizers….] that’s what chocolate is for….. and I’m not buzzy happy… I’m just…. Better… besides.. to be completely honest…. I would prolly stare at the floor anyway… well not the floor… the stuff on the floor… anyway.. this is Monday morning… so I’m sure I will have a lot more to say tonight…. Heehee… screwy eh? Okays… still in a good mood….. phew…. I think I should time the damn mood swings…. I was reading the comments… they made me feel better to guys *hugs* thank you all so much for putting up with me…. Grrrr… was suppose to go swimming Tuesday…. But my friend decided she couldn’t wait that long…. *glares at razor* I would give it up if that wasn’t kinda gross….. *looks at legs*….. like I said… I really should not have sharp objects… not as bad as last time…. But….. grrrr….. yeah… I think I should not use razors anymore… once again… *hangs head* so very sorry for not getting to all the sites… I’ve just been a really bad friend lately… I get to some sites but not all…. I don’t deserve all of you guys… at least not right now… thanks so much *hugs* love you all… well I’m done for today… feel so much better…. See ya kats and kittens….
Sita
Only Ashes
Something Corporate
Piece by piece and bit by bit,
I'll break this down for you real slow.
But I can't whisper all of this,
And can't seem to let this go.

So watch the matches, turn to ashes,
I watch the matches, turn to ashes.

Well I can tell as you turn,
I smell the sulfur so clear.
And fire's a beautiful sound.
And the wings that you burn turn to ashes my dear,
and ashes just fall to the ground.
Yeah we're only ashes.

Part by part and inch by inch,
You'll have your mile when it's through.
Incinerate what's left of this.
And tourch the part of me that's you.

So watch the matches, turn to ashes.

Well I can tell as you turn,
I smell the sulfur so clear.
And fire's a beautiful sound.
And the wings that you burn turn to ashes my dear,
and ashes just fall to the ground.
Yeah we're only ashes.

Well I can tell as you turn,
I smell the sulfur so clear.
And fire's a beautiful sound.
And the wings that you burn turn to ashes my dear,
and ashes just fall to the ground.
Yeah we're only ashes.
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Monday, May 2, 2005

You could be my punk rock princess...i would be your garage band king
*Sigh* another one of those reflective moods…. If I look on the bright side…. I’m not depressed… just feel nothing…. But I can be honest with myself…. So that’s good too…. I guess congrats are in order to Heero… should have known a riddle like that was nothing to a guy like him…. Smart man….. I’m sorry I didn’t make it to all the sites today… really not in the mood…. Just want to sit and think…. Its hard to say.. but on days like this I just wonder if I should leave…. I can’t… but sometimes I feel like I should… there are things here…. That remind me of things I’d rather not remember sometimes…. Of course that’s because of a certain person… but I cant leave them either… maybe I’ll put up the story one day…. Just so everybody understands…. But not right now…. Its not right… and I’m not in the right mind frame to try to explain…. Just feel like sitting… cant sleep…. Need to wait till it gets dark to sleep…. God…. Not at all like myself today…. What’s really bad is if I do just sit…. I’m going to stare blankly at the floor or something…. *closes eyes*….. I found new music… a group called Something Corporate….. its all the sad lonely punk I like… like Yellowcard and The Get Up Kids and Brand New…

This Broken Heart Lyrics
you woke up, in pieces
from making these changes
and holding the ransom, won't write you an anthem
on the outside, I'm trying, cause inside, I'm dying

this broken heart was stronger then,
now I cant stand to part with this
this broken heart

you took me for granted
now I'm changed, you haven't
it wont be so easy to sell me this feeling

this broken heart, was stronger than, the words I wish you never meant
this broken heart

can't make this right, you see on my face,
that I'm not gonna be alright, not tonight,
you can read all my letters, but that won't mean things are fine,
not this time, cause you gave away all the secrets of you and I

this broken heart, was stronger then
now I cant stand to part with this
this broken heart, was stronger than,
the words I wish you never meant
this broken heart

I’m sorry for this folks…. Don’t want sympathy… just want to get it out of my system… hopefully more story…. Hmmmm… Wednesday…. Tuesday is my first official day off… whoot!! My rear end hurts from all the computer training… all the bloody sitting in uncomfortable chairs…. Hey at least I can be excited about something…. I get to go swimming and re-dye my hair Tuesday… and I’m hopping to get a few banners made that I promised to people… and sleep… I hope I get to sleep a bit…. Sorry again… seriously…. That has to be my most said word in the last 24 hours…. *sigh… lays head down* go me…
Sita
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Sunday, May 1, 2005

   Mr. Bartender Mr. DJ make me feel good…. I got fired today- Sugar Ray
No not really.. I just like that line…Narg.. I really don’t learn.. you would think after the many mornings I have woken up just in time to be off to where ever I need to be… I would learn that I really need to stop the late night chatting … that being said… hehe.. I like to chat… nyway.. I got a bone to pick with the smarta** who invented pop ups... death to the damn pop ups… actually a few things bugged me today... for instance… ok I wasn’t late for work.. that would have been bad…. But walking to work.. cause its only about four blocks away… and by blocks I mean the city suburb blocks cause I live in a suburb.. blagh blagh blagh…. Anyway.. to get to work… I walk along a bike path… the thing that rubs me the wrong way is the damn path comes out right in between two extremely busy intersections…. And opens up to an extremely busy road... this road is one of two of the busiest streets in my city… *smacks forehead* if I ever get my hands on the bugger who designed the damn path like that… grrrrrr…. So anyway... that’s not the only part that bugs me… ok so I swear this bloody path does come out right in between the intersections…. So.. I have a choice.. both are out of my way… I can walk to the north.. to cross the road at the Chapters.. or I can walk to the south… and cross by the intersection that gets into the huge big cluster of buildings including the home depot where I work…. Ok…. Fine *holds up hands* I’ll walk….. it might be cold and windy and I might want to……. the damn path designer…. But I’ll walk…. But could you bloody cheap city bastards give me a damn side-walk!! I mean.. they have sidewalk.. oh they have side walk……*eye twitch* they have side walk on the very end of the bloody little island meridian thingy that I walk on!!! But not all the way down….. * looks down in frustration* I don’t ask for much…. All I want… is…. One… bloody…. Damn… sidewalk…. That I can use… doesn’t even need to be concrete… it can be packed dirt for all I care…..but level ground would be nice.. cause this meridian is a bloody hill….*eye twitch* right then... now that I’ve ranted on something nobody cares about…. How goes it everybody? I’m cold… like I said.. its cold and windy.. how’s it down south Con? Hope its at least a little warmer than up here…. Its bloody well freezing up here… now on… principle… I like the cold…. But... but after a week of hot weather… you don’t want to get thrown back into the deep-freeze right away….. and it doesn’t help that I left my warm jacket 30 minutes south at home… so all I got is hoodies…. Which really isn’t that big of a deal.. cause I wear a hoody all day to begin with… but it really isn’t the warmest piece of clothing you can wear… *sigh* ok I think I’m tapped.. all the angry hath left the Sita…. It has been replaced by…. Well I’m not really sure…. Ooooookay…… I have something a little different for you all…. How’s about a riddle….. correct answers get… *shrugs* well…. I don’t have much to give… I would say a banner... but I got a few “orders” on back up…. So… well if you want one… that will be the prize… first correct answers get a banner… cause other wise all it takes is one smart person and everybody benefits…. Or you could pm the answer.. but it seems like a lot of people are too lazy to pm now a days….. ok so I guess you all need the riddle don’t you….. ok then…. Hope its not to easy…. Or hard…. and I hope at least a few people try to answer it…

I turn my head and you may go where you want
I turn it again, you will stay where you rot.
I have no face, but I live or die
By my crooked teeth… who am I?

I love riddles… to bad I’m not very good at them… well that’s all I got… time for a nap….
Sita
Ps. I said bloody a lot…. I like to say bloody…. It adds flavour to ones vocabulary… right Blue Eyes? (might consider asking Howee… but the poor boy has his internet down)

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Saturday, April 30, 2005

   Theres a fine line between hearing the voices and listening to them
Grrrr….. ok I’m all good…. Good day… good day… got to work on time.. thinking that I would be stuck in the back all day at the computer to do some web based training.. so talk about throw a wrench in my plans…. At about 2:30 they say.. ok so lets go to the front….*jaw drop* all I can think is “ you mean with customers.. with real money…. To watch right?… you so not going to make us do the actual work with like 4 hours of back room computer training…” yeah.. right.. on the till.. working with money.. real money *evilly glazed eyes* I like money….. bwuahaha.. course cause most of the bills end up being more that $100 with it being the Home Depot and everything.. most of it is done with credit cards…. So I don’t get to play with money that much…. But its prolly safer that way anyway…*hangs head* yeah.. so I was all jittery and trying to remember my lines… HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Lines *wipes away a tear* yeah right.. anyway.. I was all jittery and twitchy all the same…. But it was all good…. Seriously its like you push three buttons and play with the scanner all day… just make sure you point the little red light away from your eyes…*smacks forehead* wow… they must think we have the intelligence of a paperclip… which granted… I am capable of acting like sometimes.. but really.. what’s the point in scanning your eyes? Not like you can sell them…. But it was fun all the same… lets see how long it takes for me to start complaining about work.. cause its not going to be fun forever…. The only real thing that ticked me off…. I didn’t get my damn apron… that’s the bloody HIGHLIGHT of the job… with the orange and such…. All I got to wear was the trainee badge… hehe… It says “In Training” *hangs head* yeah.. I’m one of those people right now…. Anyway.. once again.. If you want to catch up on the story.. I now have it all complied into one neat little word document.. its only 24 pages long… O.O right… I sent it out to the few people who have already asked for it…. But if you want it… all you got to do is ask for it…. Now… as I have been promising for the last three days now... more story.. finally….

[(sitting on the couch with a bowl of caramel popcorn) BOBBEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!! I WANNA WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!! ]
Bobby: (looks dejected and sighs) c…c…. coming my….. life’s light… (slowly walks into the room)
[WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILOVETHISMOVIEITSSOGREATANDI
LOVEIT ANDYOURGONNAWATCHITANDYOURGONNALOVEITANDWERE
GONNAEAT POPCORNANDCANDYANDGUMMIEBEARSAND…. AND…. And I need more sugar………]
Bobby: (smiles) I… I can do that for my light… but first…. I must tell you something my life’s desire and reason for immortality…..
[IM CRASHING!!!!!!!]
Bobby: please…. My desire….. my heart’s yearning….. I beg of you to listen to me… what I have to say I of such importance that I will cease to exist if I do not tell you…. My very soul will perish in the pits of neglect if I force myself to with hold this pearl of information anymore….
(Note: seriously.. I don’t think HE knows what he’s saying half the time)
[Uhhhhhhh….(blank look)……………(eats a piece of popcorn)]
Bobby: (looks expectant)……….
[ oooooookay then…………]
Bobby: (deep breath)…………..
(Note: BWUHAHAHAHA)

Sita: (sigh) I really don’t want to do this…..
Fro: Then don’t…. I know that there is a nice….. ahhhhh…… person…. Yeah person… I’m sure there is a nice person in there somewhere (looks Sita in the eye and smiles a little)
Sita: (deep breath and closes her eyes for a moment)………..uhhhh… after much reflection….(opens her eyes) Nope… no nice person in here………. If there were I might not do this… but….. I feel I need to….
Fro: please…. (cowers against the wall) please don’t…..
Sita: you need to learn not to steal from me… hand it over…..
Fro: No!!! anything but that!!!!
Sita: (closes here eyes again) this is the only way… now give it up….
Fro: but…..(close to tears… or maybe even crying…. I’ll never tell) but….
Sita: (through clenched teeth) please… don’t make it any harder than it needs to be…
Fro: anything!! Anything but... but… not the POCKY!!!

Crowley: ummm… is this odd tingly feeling normal?
Armisael: well…… probably not…. But I’m sure you will be fine once all of your atoms painfully re-arrange themselves when we get out the other side… we’re almost there….
Crowley: Pain?

Zan: (singing) I am Zan…. Dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!!! (pushes a few buttons)…. I am the Man!!! Yeowwww!!!
(Note: For the real Zan… I’ve given up trying to get the character right… personally…. I think I’ve made some improvements ^.^ maybe a few technicolor rabbits are in order? I shall post an explanation to that comment at the bottom of the post for anybody who wants to read some really bad brain work)

Red Pheonix: (laying on the ground recovering from the kamikaze blast) what…. What happened? (looks at the spot where the mecha would have been) uh-oh……. That’s not good…(notices a rocket launcher sitting on the ground and his eyes glaze over) that will work….

Bobby: My darling Hyper…. I must leave you… but only a moment away from your very energy is like excruciatingly bitter pain… and for that…. I shall return as soon as I possibly can… but before I leave….

And that’s were I’m going to stop… cause I develop writer’s block when it comes to writing Bobby’s speeches….. there really isn’t much to work with when you haven’t heard much worth using as inspiration in a while… need to talk to a few of my muses… that should get some new ideas into my head…… I had something else I was going to talk about… obviously it wasn’t that important as I cant remember it now….ahhh... I know….. I hope you people aren’t just sucking up voting for Sita as your favourite character… I want a legitimate vote…. I want to know everybody’s favourite character…. That’s all for tonight… first long post in a long time... hope I didn’t make anybody fall asleep or anything….
Sita

Ok…. An explanation.. Zan has his own story and he decided to hold a contest to design an agent…. So…. At the time I had “free” time aka time I really did not want to devote to school work… so I made up this agent…. Go figure… I was the only one to enter besides Afro Jones... and well… we all know who the better writer is… lol… I loves ya Fro *hugs*… anyway.. .this is my sad excuse for an agent…. This is exactly how I sent it too.. so enjoy if you choose to read it…..
1: personality: uhhhh….. let me come back to this…. Ok then I’m back to it alright.. uhhh.. I dont know!! He’s really serious. never smiles. Uhhhh…. Geeze.. I don’t know… like I said really serious…. He doesn’t put up with jokes… that’s all I got for personality… elaborate as you see fit
2: Weapons and abilities: ok this is the fun part…. Alright…. This guy is wicked awesome….. you ready for this? Ok then…. Uhhhh… ah yes the bunnies and the rainbows…. Ok…. He is able to.. get this.. call forth a great army of Technicolor, rainbowy rabid Rabbits!!!! that shoot rainbows from their eyes… Ok I need to stop for a sec and remember you want something half serious….. ah screw it… funny and screwy is better… ok so he’s got the rabbits….. and hes also got the ability to ummm….. make delicious cookies.. yep… ok I’m basically wasting your time here… this guy is so not going to win….. k so he makes great cookies… and those get shot out of the “Crafty Cookie Cutter Machine Gun” into the mouths of his enemies then they get all happy fuzzy and decide not to fight.. personally I think he’s got the cookies laced with something….. and what else does he have…. Ahhh… hes got the ability to shield most elemental attacks but he is weak when it comes to fire attacks…. That’s all I got…
3: Name: Hycleas
4: My personal liking to the character: you like him cause otherwise he hits you with the cookies…. Please dear god… ok I just sound nuts ok? Stupid lack of… stuff… yea stuff
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Friday, April 29, 2005

   Talking Trash to the Garbage Around You
Once again folks... so sorry…. I got to some sites.. but not to all of them…. Its just for a little while... they have me doing training at work.. hehe.. first time I’ve been able to say that….. so I have been doing “night” shifts so to speak… usually just get home quick enough to write up a post like this…. Ok so I will be compiling all of the story into one file on my computer… if anybody would like a copy of the whole story up until now… pm me and I’ll send it to you in the next few days….. like I said.. work should become normal hours in the near future… so I should be able to continue with my usual schedual.. I would take time to write up the story right now…. But I have to be up at 6 tomorrow… blagh….. and I’ve been having trouble getting to sleep so the sooner I lay down the sooner I’m out…. Its only 10 my time… so I think I should be asleep by midnight…. ^.^way…. So sorry again… I feel like an a**.. but there’s not much I can do about it.. another random question that few will answer….. pencil or pen? Me… I prefer pencil… ciao… so sorry
Sita
ps... if you look on the bright side... my posts are really short ^.^
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Thursday, April 28, 2005

   Answer the phone... I know that your home....
Right then... start the day off with a random thought… I’m in principle against electronic music… just cause its so repetitive… but… always with the but… I love Gorillaz… though I would have put them in the rap section before their latest release… that’s the random thought of the day… yeah…right then... now that I have possibly offended somebody’s taste in music…. What up all? Hope everybody’s yesterday was great and their today kicks a**…. I’ve just been really tense lately… like hyper tense… I feel sorry for my maiden… they were dead last night and I was ready to argue for a few hours… but its no fun if the other person gives in… so blagh…. But the conversation was none the less interesting… a call back to when we first met… if your confused… sorry… maiden is my friend…. A good friend… and it’s his own fault that I call him maiden… so HA!! Lol…*shakes head* he doesn’t care…lol… right then… ummm… story… poor Bobby… having to leave Hyper….*sigh* but it is as the muse commands it… and I must listen to the muse… *whispers* she gets cranky…. Sadly I have run out of time to write story… the day ended up being busier than I thought…. So I will attempt to write more tomorrow….. Thanks go out to X CaNNoN for this awesome banner

I love it to bits... eeee Vash!!
Right then… like I said.. busy day.. short post… ooo don’t forget to vote for your fav story character…. Just for fun of course…. Glad everybody likes the new theme… I though it looked hot…. I was so proud… ok cause the post is so short… Random Question… Punk or Pop? if forced to choose (music that is) see ya
Sita
Note: I got to some sites… but I suck and didn’t get to all of them…. So sorry….*bows head* I will strive to be the best I can be…. But I may not make it around to everybody in the next few days… so very sorry….

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