Friday, March 4, 2005

   Life's way too short to stay on topic
Hey yas… what up all my people… [oh dear shes gone nuts… (shakes head)] nope… its hyperness due to exhaustion… yep… I lose lots of sleep and eventually my reserves of hyperness kick in and then I start to bounce off the walls… poor walls… its really good of the poor walls to put up with the abuse… yep… then I just start sayin stuff and people give me weird looks and I keep talking… never stop… nyway… what was I gonna say today… hmmmm I could put up more bumper stickers… but ive done that two days in a row now… hmmm I could steal a post topic… yeah that sounds good… Bwuahahaha I just have to watch out for the search lights…neeee…(dodges search lights) alright…[ O.O you need help and fast…] what ever you say… personally I like the good old rush of a chemical unbalance in the brain… nyway post topic stealing… k first off a short story… I was waiting at the bus stop today and a cute guy got off one of the buses (I’v been so bad lately… need to get a hobby) nyway… I’m thinking hello there, how you doin? ……..… then he lights up and takes a puff…………… yeah right there… so here’s Sita’s top ten requirements for prospective guys… in no particular order mind you…

1. Smoking…. Umm no… unless he’s real good looking and willing to quit and the drop of a hat…
2. He has to be able to cook… cause otherwise he’s gonna starve… I’m not a kitchen person…. Is the stove supposed to be on fire? …. That’s normal right?
3. Drinking … umm no alcoholics please… same for drugs… no stoners…
4. Cross dressing… hehe… well some guys look real good in kilts but otherwise… HELL NO!!
5. Intelligence… well this is complicated… slightly smarter that me cause I tend to stop thinking at certain points of… “interest”… yea that sounds right… anyway he’s gonna have to do some thinking for me and be smart cause I know I’m not, when I like a guy that much… but he cant be a real smart ass… I’m the only smart ass in the relationship
6. Sense of humour… oh dear god he will not survive if he doesn’t have one of these… I pity the poor fool who thinks I’m serious all the time…
7. Taste in music… he’s got to have this too… and when I say taste I mean he agrees that I have the best taste… not like I don’t ^.^
8. Love of anime and Manga… what else are we gonna talk about?
9. Control freaks…. Ok if he’s gonna get jealous cause I got other friends, which includes guys… he’s gonna get what’s comming to him
10. He’s got to be sweet… you know, say nice stuff at the right times, …and fun loving… so boring when all they do is sit there,… and put up with snuggling. lol

Interesting eh? Yea I know… lots of requirements but I swear it pays out…. Well I think it does… yep… Ooo buckles… I love buckles…. So shiny and buckly… nyway… Ooo cool pic alert… no buckles but… well I think its cool

ok well I found this on Me Luv Kyo Kun’s page and while I could not think of four questions I still asked one so I guess I should do the right thing before karma kicks me…
Ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or random. I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal, and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you. However, If I don't feel the pressing need to answer them, and refuse, feel free to ask more questions.
Nyway… I’m done for tonight… thinking of requirements is hard…so many things that need to be considered and taken into account……and my buzz is gone…(sniff) so sad… I like the buzz… well, ttyl and have a good day
Sita

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