Tuesday, March 8, 2005

   This is more than one of them posts... it is THE post
Ok…. So I’ve figured it out… in fact I’ve got inside information (whispers) but I’m not allowed to reveal my sources. Ok… so the doliphins… there out of the picture… guess they and the computers had a disagreement…. But the tree frogs…. Ohhhh…we are so screwed it isn’t even funny… see the computers…. Well (whispers) there leadingall the electronic devices… the alarm clocks are second in command… and…. And…. Oh we are so screwed… see the computers want the turnips…[you’re sure about this?] HOW CAN I NOT BE SURE ?!?!?!?! look (whispers)… I never said it made sense… all I know is that we need to act… [and where do the tree frogs fit in?]. Where do they fit in? (blinks)….. shhhhhh….they could be listening….(looks around)… nowhere is safe…(looks under bed) they got the place frogged… see they cant bug the place cause they eat bugs… See (looks around again… whispers) they got there little webbed fingers in everything…the turnips… the chalk… calculators… 2+2 is 5…5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They’re everywhere!!!!!!!!!!! But the microwave… oh (shakes finger ) he works for us…(looks around) but they dont know so shhhhhhhh….[ the microwave?] All we go to do… its simple…all we have to do …. Ok so the computers want the turnips, right? All we got to do is go back in time… then we have to build a rocket and blow to stop that damn meteor from killing the dinosaurs which by the way are a failed genetic experiment and a joke. So we build the rocket and blow up the meteor… [oh can I push the red buton? Pllllllleeeeeaaaaassseeeeeeee…..(puppy dog eyes…..)] ummmmm… you got any qualifications? [nope] your hired [yayyyyyy!!!!!] so she pushes the big red button… maybe it should be blue…. Blue is nice…[so I push the button and….] the meteor blows up… ok so then we go around and kill all the dinosaurs…stupid crime against nature… so we kill them all [woooo… do I get a gun?] got any qualifications? [nope] your hired [yayyyyyyy! (gets gun)]… ok so we kill them then we leave a party of people behind to repopulate the earth with humans… but… see they know about the tree frogs so they can watch out for them… then…. The fro (by special request) shows up in his little blanket cape [towel toga is better…] yea… right… whatever… anyway he’s stealin stuff for some reason and then were all screwed cause he the big blue button cause he’s an idiot… anyway to end this off… you all realize that I am the best possible leader you can have and appoint me the great and powerful SITA ROSE, Nausicaa gets to rule the kitsune… blue eyes gets a dragon…311 gets to live happily and insanely with Kurama though somebody might want to take that newspaper away from her, number five gets to be the queen of numbers, red tigeress gets to run all the theatres… nerg im getting tiredof handing out jobs… just.. uhhhhh… ANARCHY!!!!!! [what about the tree frogs?] oh…. Ummmmm…. What was I talking about again? [I dunno, ….me and a button] is it a shiny button? [ sure, what ever you want] Ok (smiles and goes to watch Excel Saga)
Sita

This post has been brought to you by Excel Saga Brand Insanity… If you would like to learn more about Tree Frogs, Computers, or Turnips go find your own damn info cause I’m to lazy…No Menchies were harmed in the making of this post… Please forward all payments too me…. Thank you
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Im Hungry…

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